as a tender American it's really no trouble, but this is a good tip
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
A 9-year-old thread called "Footcelsior."
It's no wonder why we all go by assumed names here.
― pplains, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
in itself the footcelsior moniker was intentionally clumsy fyfi
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link
you ppl worry too much
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:43 (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
comrade alphabetical has been stockpiling tinned mung beans since 2015
― mark s, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:47 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Mao Tse-mung beans.
― Carmel Sprout (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:53 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link
the great lupini forward (towards a lol!)
― calzino, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link
from the thread "A year with swollen appendages (and other ailments): 2019 Detroit Tigers"
20 March
Matches really needn't last more than an hour. Productive chat with Rob about generative bullpen management and fifth base.
*somewhat revolting, unnecessarily descriptive anecdote about potentially making it to "fourth base" with a one-third-his-age concessions employee whose pleasantry was mistaken for flirtation*
Designing alternate pitching motions for Jordan. It seems hopeless.
Pine tar is an utter assault on every sense.
― Andy K, Wednesday, March 20, 2019 7:16 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― na (NA), Friday, 22 March 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
the cheek of calling me faux naif when ye are governed by that!
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 23:01 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That’s not a naïf. This is a naïf.
― Tim, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 00:08 (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link
alligator pea
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 April 2019 02:14 (five years ago) link
2,000-odd people voting for Neil Hamilton are beneath contempt really
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:34 (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Have a modicum of respect for they have all since died.
― nashwan, Friday, 5 April 2019 07:36 (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:09 (five years ago) link
honestly idgi
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:29 (five years ago) link
they are alleged to have been old ppl for the purposes
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:34 (five years ago) link
ah yeah lol slow brain lately
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:13 (five years ago) link
"lately"
― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:14 (five years ago) link
Died of shame.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:15 (five years ago) link
voting shame thresholds have been lowered so much by the tories, ppl are about ready to vote for the Gary Glitter-Hitler party's nazi/UKNambla/disabled euthanasia manifesto without needing smelling salts in the voting booth!
― calzino, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:23 (five years ago) link
Gary Glitter-Hitler party
I thought only U.S. Citizens could vote for Trump hahahah
― sarahell, Friday, 5 April 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
there is no 18-24 data for wales so it's the only bit of the map using figures for 18-34
There is no-one in Wales aged 18 to 24.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:10 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
too old to leave, too young to dai
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:21 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link
i actually thought 'someone could excelsior that' but neglected to do so myself. part of the problem
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link
Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit
― like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link
deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link
oh if only i had hair to toss but alas
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link
also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link
oh if only i had salad to ..
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link
Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link
― like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:11 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:16 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:17 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:18 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (twenty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link
So like there’s continuity itt
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link
incontinuity
― Mark G, Friday, 5 April 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link
In my day you'd have been hanged for excelsioring yourself (unless you were the straight man in the exchange). Grumble grumble kids, off, lawn, etc.
(I'm not being 100% serious, don't worry darraghmac.)
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Saturday, 6 April 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
The Lord loves an EXCELSIOR, that's why he gave us LOLs
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
pretty sure dmac has earned the right to excelsior himself by now
― iatee, Saturday, 6 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/v6uZz2Y.png
― pplains, Saturday, 6 April 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
lol this is true, it's always just some dumb pun
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Saturday, 6 April 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link
wait til ye see what the first letter of each of my self excelsiors spells out
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
DIDWEVERGETTHISSORTEF
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
idgi
fuckin typos
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
In this joke scenario you also missed out an E, totally deliberate
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
wever man
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
😳I take comfort in the fact that the same happened to Nabokov
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link
deems is an ephebophile?
― sarahell, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
Well, he does post about "lads" a lot
― Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink
and yet still no site modship
― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink
not until you learn discipline
― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink
obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 02:43 (five years ago) link
lol that is a choice lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link
vote leave?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link
the Game of Thrones show creators created a playlist dedicated to the show that's featured on the spotify splash page and would you be shocked that of the 51 songs, 48 are sung by men
― musically
How many are dead?
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes)
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Monday, 15 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link
NBC News reports:
A man riding a scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon, sources said. The U.S. Secret Service and D.C. Fire and EMS went to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW just after 2:45 p.m.
The Secret Service put the fire out and provided aid to the man. A suspicious package was found near the man. D.C. Fire medics were treating the man, who is in Secret Service custody. His condition was not immediately known.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:12 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what's the condition of the jacket?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:21 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that information is for members only
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, April 12, 2019 7:09 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moist owlette (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
ok that's great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
Members Only was a famous brand of jacket from the 80s.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link