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didnt we all come from the british originally sure

i think Israelis have a different origin story?

There's a feeling comes a-stealing
And it sets my brain a-reeling
When I'm list'ning to the music of a military band
Any tune like "Yankee Doodle"
Simply sets me off my noodle
It's that patriotic something
That no one can understand
"Way down South in the land of cotton"
Melody untiring
Ain't that inspiring!
Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll join the jubilee
And that's going some
For the Yankees, by gum!
Red, white and blue
I am for you
Honest, you're a grand old flag
You're a grand old flag
You're a high-flying flag
And forever in peace may you wave
You're the emblem of
The land I love
The home of the free and the brave
Ev'ry heart beats true
Under red, white and blue
Where there's never a boast or brag
But should old acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the grand old flag

flags suck tbh

god hates flags tbrr

flags are for armies is how i break it down

didnt we all come from the british originally sure

I hear the British were exceptionally good to their colonies, innumerable tokens of this benevolence are scattered across the seven seas.

useful for swaddling a dead bloke whats been killed in war

I hear the British were exceptionally good to their colonies, innumerable tokens of this benevolence are scattered across the seven seas.

thank god we weren't originally Belgian or Dutch ... as colonizers go, the Brits weren't that awful

Scotland would have been the worst, if that Darien scheme had actually worked. Still they got Northern Ireland to play with.

i mean obv the british had the most colonies because they were the best colonizers, much in the way that the bands with the most top rated songs are the best bands

You kid but they're about to make a massive comeback!

i know i've had it up to here waiting for the British empire to be remastered!

British Sea Power was their band name iirc.

"love it or leave it" with horrible chauvinist host, Marie Kondo

she helps you sort through your clutter. if something is found to not spark joy, you must leave the country which you clearly hate.

I can't work out who the original message here is aimed at haha

I narrowed it down to 3 people (me included) that were posting on that expat/immigrant thread.

well I'll never tell

would take a formula to work out this complex problem

let's go with me and now we can be in an ilx fite for the rest of the year.

ohhh xp

i don't actually know if it's correct. i just like to brag about knowing a formula.

Yerac I would never want to be in a fite w u

god knows i want to fp (darraghmac) wrote this on thread rolling FP number request thread on board Moderator Request Forum on 25-Feb-2019

jesus the bishop wouldnt ask you that

that is an irish saying when somebody asks a very direct question fyi

Jesús Antonio Lerma Nolasco wouldnt ask you that

I never heard that one, I just misdirect everything with “sure you know yourself”

Thank u for sharing that! Darragh do you know a bishop

FITE!

I have never flagged a post before. I thought that button was for show.

Thank u for sharing that! Darragh do you know a bishop

― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 11 March 2019 19:49 (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean ive been confirmed

I don't know a Bishop but I know an Actress.

a bishop better known for the things that he does on the mattress, whoa

Every catholic will have met a bishop

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that one's anglican surely

or was that part of the gag I missed by being 14 and American

and Jewish for that matter

arent....all americans jewish

some cultural critics have made this argument!

https://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Century-Yuri-Slezkine/dp/0691127603

well duh what did you think i was referencing

arent....all americans jewish

Except the ones who kid on they're Irish.

wow you dont think there are jewish irish who do you think the catholic irish chased out of limerick

You've got more than Wales, I'll give you that.

I'd tell you, but That One Moderator would pounce.

Your mom pounces

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jesus you just cant can u

no one fucking cares jfc