Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

Feel bad for fred cos he was having an okay match

Arsenal's run-in is a real piece of piss as well.

Greenwood

the narrative

was actually hoping for enough of a shellacking that Utd would go third on goal difference as it'd be overall beneficial for us I reckon. bleh

Until now I'd been rather complacently assuming that Arsenal would drop enough points against midtable opposition but I'm not so sure now.

I think they will

they haven't even been good today

Shocking for Utd to suffer a dodgy pen

lol are ye still following football pfft

eh

just seemed like things weren't going to run our way today

enjoying the media enjoying the chance to hysterically react to a couple of bell-ends running on the pitch

Wait are you talking about the unprovoked physical assault or something else?

spurs fullbacks

it was v bad and i don't think it merits a week of hysterical "should we put massive cages back up and strip-search everybody going into a football ground?" ffs

also imo it wasn't as bad as the transparent joy of Five Live/daytime TV wankers having something to fill a fucking schedule with

they don't get paid enough to have to put up with infrequent nonsense like that.

just a little pre-admission match form would do the trick?

Are you concealing any severed pigs heads/fireworks/bricks yes/no

Do you intend to enter the pitch of play and run up to a player and nervously give them a little shove and then get wrestled to the ground by 9 stewards and get a banning order yes/no

Alan Shearer has realised he can get the biggest profile by being the most outraged person, hasn't he?

Gary Neville is "very concerned" because lest we forget 26 years ago a tennis player got stabbed.

"We have reached the point where banning individual fans for going on the pitch is simply not enough of a punishment.

lol what more could you do? Fucking start amputating legs?

yesterday he was talking about docking teams points or making them play behind closed doors. obviously it would be awful if arsenal got three points taken off them for yesterdays one-man pitch invasion and i for one would be inconsolable were that to happen

martin tyler was banging on about it during the man u match - at one point he enthusiastically started saying "30 years ago we had big fences to keep the fans off the pitch..." and then his voice trailed off all awkwardly as he remembered what actually happened in 1989

just need all pitches to be raised with steep sides like old trafford. your typical pitch invader would be out of breath by the time he got near a player.

just need a croc-filled moat with ballboys on jet skis

levy would fill ours with fondue and sell it as an executive perk

THEY WANT BIRCHING ALSO BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

mmmmm fondue

Shearer firmly of the opinion that if anyone is to physically attack a player on a football pitch it should be another player.

reminds me of when he claimed that Neil Lennon had deliberately headbutted his foot

He's very much in favour of stamping ... out fans attacking players on the pitch.

I wonder which of the the premiership era old guard trash will be the first to be outed as a secret pal of Tommy Robinson. There is deffo a strong crypto-fash malevolence bubbling away in Souness.

sutton

collymore will form his own breakaway and be eaten

Sutton once said on 5 live he approved of the "ooh jeremy corbyn" chant. So maybe just an anti-semite.

likeliest

can't believe we're ignoring the elephant in the Burnley room

Arlo white commentating on US TV yesterday, voice quivering “it is a blight on the game and IT MUST STOP” you jerkoff, everyone watching is a continent away what are we gonna do? *hits mute*

we should poll our fave blights on the game tbh

Diamond blights.

...it's the money [/DJ Shadow]

That's my favourite blight to be clear, not doing a Telegraph op ed

Bright blights, Man City

lol what more could you do? Fucking start amputating legs?

― calzino, Monday, March 11, 2019 6:37 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the US and Canada, you can be fined and most likely you will spend a night in prison. Is it the case in the UK?

The Brummie puncher will possibly get jail time for assault, but running on a pitch for non-violent purposes is hilarious and should never be criminalised imo

he's got 14 weeks jail time for that little adventure.

That was quick

He'd already been convicted in the Court of Public Opinion, Hanging Judge Lord Shearer.

P Neville showed up in court and did a powerpoint presentation showing there is a direct correlation between pitch invaders that whack footballers and paedophiles.

I think he had the Knife Crime Epidemic Caused by Sadiq Khan in mind tbf.

mostly just listening to Karlan Grant getting a brace at West Ham's ridiculous oversized shit ground on the wireless today. Good tonic for my cold.

3-1 up and we fucked it up!

wtf happened there, popped out to Morrisons and the Little Pea has only gone and won it.

Siewart currently has a squad of 15 fit players to choose from and some of them aren't even frozen petite pois and they are so unused to being in winning positions there's always one dozy bastard that will switch off. I think it was Mounie for one of them.