US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled”

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Just everything on the cruise ship gives you diarrhea and everyone on it has diarrhea. And no one is there to clean. It's a diarrhea prison. I have never been on a cruise but this is how I imagine they could go.

Yerac, Saturday, 9 March 2019 00:48 (seven years ago)

poopship destroyer, in so many words, then

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 March 2019 01:01 (seven years ago)

glad we got that sorted

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 March 2019 01:06 (seven years ago)


that fucking family should be put in front of a firing squad
― maura, Friday, 8 March 2019 23:46 (yesterday) Permalink

it's actually quite an achievement to have raised two people who became such utterly valueless people as betsy devos and erik prince. i assume some sort of regularly-scheduled satanic rite was involved.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 9 March 2019 01:06 (seven years ago)

and in re firing squads, i keep thinking that if these people keep parading their inhumanity in public and get rewarded for it, there is going to be a thirst for retribution that hasn't been seen in a long while. like robbespierre type shit.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 9 March 2019 01:07 (seven years ago)

truth and reconciliation defenestration

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 9 March 2019 01:08 (seven years ago)

Did we catch this? From this weekend's On the Media:

Mexican officials and U.S. Customs and Border Protection are using a secret database to target journalists and advocates at the southern border. This week, On the Media speaks with a reporter on the list who was detained for questioning by Mexican authorities. ...1. Mari Payton [@MariNBCSD], reporter at NBC 7 in San Diego, and Kitra Cahana, freelance photojournalist, on the secret government database of immigration reporters and advocates.

https://www.npr.org/podcasts/452538775/on-the-media

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 March 2019 01:19 (seven years ago)

I love our new sheriff so much


http://m.startribune.com/hennepin-county-sheriff-endorses-bill-for-driver-s-licenses-for-immigrants-here-illegally/506909692/

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 March 2019 13:43 (seven years ago)

if it ends up being Trump v Bernie in the general gonna love the media's wailing and hand-wringing over the ascendant "anti-semitic" left's criticism of Israel being somehow worse than Trump's out n proud "Jews will not replace us" neo nazis & groyper gang.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 9 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

The fact that Bernie Sanders is Jewish will make absolutely no difference.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

republicans being terrible are too dog bites man an angle

maura, Saturday, 9 March 2019 14:51 (seven years ago)

i assume some sort of regularly-scheduled satanic rite was involved.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, March 9, 2019 1:06 AM (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Calvinism + capitalism = monsters like these soulless ghouls

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Saturday, 9 March 2019 15:00 (seven years ago)

good morning!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 March 2019 15:04 (seven years ago)

that erik prince clip is so deeply satisfying

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 March 2019 15:20 (seven years ago)

yeah it really is. but then i think about being alive in a time when half of America's voting public is like "yep, clearly the transcript got it wrong nothing to see here #MAGA" and it's pretty deflating

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 9 March 2019 16:27 (seven years ago)

realDonaldTrump liked this tweet: https://t.co/Gi7GWxwpdI

— Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) March 10, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 10 March 2019 05:04 (seven years ago)

huh

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 05:11 (seven years ago)

is trump conscious or aware enough of twitter to know what 'liking' things means

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 March 2019 06:44 (seven years ago)

almost certainly not

Simon H., Sunday, 10 March 2019 06:57 (seven years ago)

Trump campaign advisor defends White House diversity: “How many black people were in Lincoln’s West Wing?" https://t.co/imYUUn1cez pic.twitter.com/BrinYsqZQq

— The Hill (@thehill) March 10, 2019

Spoiler: It's Katrina Pierson.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 10 March 2019 21:21 (seven years ago)

'Israel is the nation-state of Jews alone': Netanyahu responds to TV star who said Arabs are equal citizens https://t.co/emzCmPa3cY

— Haaretz.com (@haaretzcom) March 10, 2019

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 March 2019 01:34 (seven years ago)

Why is Bibi not in prison yet, I haven’t been keeping up with that story

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 11 March 2019 01:38 (seven years ago)

I believe the NYT suggested some think he is "indispensible" to Israel

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2019 02:11 (seven years ago)

meanwhile, icymi while obsessing idiotically over Glenn Greenwald

Footage Contradicts U.S. Claim That Maduro Burned Aid Convoy https://t.co/jXBw2qdecV

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) March 10, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2019 02:12 (seven years ago)

ctrl+f's "greenw"

...why are you shouting at yourself?

steven, soda jerk (sic), Monday, 11 March 2019 02:17 (seven years ago)

ref to idiot thread

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2019 02:18 (seven years ago)

That was already posted twice in the Venezuela thread.

Frederik B, Monday, 11 March 2019 07:59 (seven years ago)

🔥Mueller has “completed his report. It is said to recommend indicting 3 of @realDonaldTrump’s children—Don Jr, Ivanka & Eric—as well as Jared Kushner...Mueller wants Trump himself to be indicted. Barr is said to oppose this.”

Hence, the delay...🧐https://t.co/7Htd7mOhJS

— Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) March 10, 2019

what is spectator.us

frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:24 (seven years ago)

The Spectator is a right wing UK magazine.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:26 (seven years ago)

... don't know if they're connected.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:27 (seven years ago)

there's a 'go to spectator uk' link at the top of the page which leads to the right-wing uk magazine, so i assume they must be?

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)

The columnist had predicted — in a piece published earlier this week in The Spectator — that Mueller would submit his report in an official capacity on Friday, March 8. But that did not happen. Cockburn then went back to his sources to find out why his earlier prediction was wrong. That is when he was told by his sources that the report had been scheduled for a March 8 delivery, but the disagreement between Mueller and Barr over an indictment caused the announcement to be postponed.

see i'm still right

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:34 (seven years ago)

I thought that guy who predicted the rapture died

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:54 (seven years ago)

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 11, 2019

but he just said yesterday that he actually said "Tim Cook Apple"

frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 14:17 (seven years ago)

yeah but that's a complete sentence. no one really believes he's spoken one of those.

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:20 (seven years ago)

this happened on wednesday - good to know trump's definitely not been stewing on it for nearly a week before taking to twitter to explain that his brain isn't melting, actually, how dare u

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:21 (seven years ago)

Holy shit, he used a big word almost correctly.

By which I mean "recent."

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:26 (seven years ago)

I know it shouldn't be shocking to see the President of the United States get himself caught up in such an obvious and pointless lie, and yet here we are. it's like I'm not fully desensitized yet

frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

not to mention the idea of Donald Trump trying to save "time & words"

frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

when you spend 2+ hours humping the flag and screaming about socialism to a room full of mutants you gotta make up that time on the back end.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

Is there like a filter I can use to have every presidential utterance sent directly to my spam folder?

Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:35 (seven years ago)

I mean, give me a heads up if he announces that he's sent the missiles a-flying but I'm otherwise just done being reminded of his blighted existence.

Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:37 (seven years ago)

DONALD TRUMP ON MARCH 12, 2019: "actually I said tim cuck apple"

theorizing your yells (katherine), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

The American public could take a page from the book of Trump's parents re: neglecting the living fuck out of him.

Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:45 (seven years ago)

yeah, I don't think I recall anything GWB said or did in the final year he was in office. I wish I could tune Trump out like that.

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:52 (seven years ago)

At least GWB was smart enough the stfu during the financial crisis.

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:54 (seven years ago)

Dem 2020 convention: Milwaukee

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:11 (seven years ago)

good morning!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:16 (seven years ago)

why would they want fucking Milhaukee when they can have Miami

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:16 (seven years ago)

tribute to recently-departed working-class hero penny marshall iirc

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:19 (seven years ago)


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