Eat the rich(‘s dicks with tartar sauce)
― moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link
xp or that penis enlargement surgery is prohibitively expensive, as a diamond billionaire couldn't amass enough of a fortune to get it until he was 65
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link
live slow, die old, leave a big-dicked corpse
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
Yeah, this is a move that only really makes sense to me as like a prelude to John Quiñones approaching people outside of a funeral home and asking them why they glared so long at the comically-engorged genitalia of their deceased loved one.
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link
Inject with tartare sauce and upsize your codpiece.
― Madchen, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link
Professor Mike Oliver, academic and disability activist. His recent angry rebuke towards "parasitic" disabled charities who have been mostly pusillanimous government lapdogs during austerity was so otm.
― calzino, Thursday, 7 March 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/08/airwolf-star-jan-michael-vincent-dead/
― my future think tank (stevie), Friday, 8 March 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
i literally am only aware of this guy's existence because of a Rick and Morty bit, but RIP nonetheless.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 8 March 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link
Now I can stop confusing him with Jon-Erik Hexum.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 March 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link
RIP. One of my earliest cinema memories was The Mechanic with him and Charles Bronson, pretty bleak stuff for an 8-year-old.
― 27 Discounts ILXors Get Only If They Know (WmC), Friday, 8 March 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
Jan-Michael Vincent -- the '80s heartthrob best known for his role on TV's "Airwolf" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.Jan-Michael actually died back on February 10 after suffering cardiac arrest while a patient at a North Carolina hospital ... according to the death certificate. We're told no autopsy was performed and he was later cremated.
Jan-Michael actually died back on February 10 after suffering cardiac arrest while a patient at a North Carolina hospital ... according to the death certificate. We're told no autopsy was performed and he was later cremated.
weird to be a guy who was an up-and-comer in film, and later a fairly massive TV star for a bit, then die and the news breaks a whole month later.
― omar little, Friday, 8 March 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
And I will stop confusing him with Jan Hammer.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 8 March 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
_The experienced diamond expert's heart attack happened when a substance was injected into his penis, Belgian media reported. _sentences you never wanted to read
― nathom, Friday, 8 March 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
JMV was much sleeker in build and had a longer career (and life) than JEH.
It appears I only saw him in Big Wednesday, Bite the Bullet and V Gallo's Buffalo 66. Three of the least drive-inny entries in his filmography.
Nobody over 50 associates Vincent with fucking "Airwolf."
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 March 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
His life post-Airwolf seemed pretty fucking grim.
― my future think tank (stevie), Friday, 8 March 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
I still associate him with Tribes, a made-for-TV movie from the early 70s. Also the movie Buster and Billie, which was the first male frontal nudity (non-sexual) I saw in a theater (rated PG-13 too!).
― nickn, Friday, 8 March 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
Before The Mechanic, I remember him from the Danger Island segments on the Banana Splits tv show (directed by Richard Donner).
― 27 Discounts ILXors Get Only If They Know (WmC), Friday, 8 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
he starred in White Line Fever and had a key role in the Burt Reynolds flick Hooper as well.
He was looking bad in recent years, really emaciated and with a prosthetic leg; he had most of his right leg amputated a few years ago after an infection.
― omar little, Friday, 8 March 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
I mostly know him from Damnation Alley, Hooper & Airwolf...he was super handsome in the 70’s. Hewas pretty dreamy but also really fucked up history with booze & drugs, like Mickey Rourke-bad assaulting wife & a couple of girkfruends, drunk driving accidents, the whole nine.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link
Huh there’s a film of Damnation Alley, didn’t realise, I used to love the book as a kid but It looks like the movie is significantly different
― Hey hey, the tipple’s weak sherry (fionnland), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
Hooper is a very fun movie iirc
― my future think tank (stevie), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link
he was frequently kind and then suddenly cruelhe could do as he pleases, he's nobody's foolbut he can't be convicted, he's earned his degreeand the most he will do is fire missiles at youcause he'll always be airwolf to me
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
^^^^Bravo!
― suzy, Friday, 8 March 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link
LOL!
― my future think tank (stevie), Friday, 8 March 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
omg LOL
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link
Sid Sheinberg, MCA/Universal exec who signed some kid named Spielberg to do some TV
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sid-sheinberg-dead-universal-longtime-831936
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 March 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
Also Terry Gilliam's Public Enemy #1 - http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/06/i-feel-every-cut.html
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 March 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link
moooookiieee
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Friday, 8 March 2019 23:39 (five years ago) link
hall of fame mp, truly
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2019 05:36 (five years ago) link
Michael Gielen, 91 – one of the greatest conductors of modernist classical music. RIP.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 9 March 2019 15:23 (five years ago) link
Johnny Thompson a.k.a. Tomsoni, magician, recently known as the behind the scenes guy on Fool Us.
― adam the (abanana), Sunday, 10 March 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link
sportswriter/novelist Dan Jenkins
Babe Ruth's adopted daughter Julia, 102
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 March 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link
Dan Jenkins: his Semi-Tough is the more famous and highly regarded book, I think, but North Dallas Forty is the better movie.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link
Agree, but never read the books
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link
I read Jenkins in the '70s when he was still on staff at Sports Illustrated
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link
This is super sad...
Kelly Catlin, US track cyclisthttps://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/mar/10/kelly-catlin-cycling-team-pursuit-world-champions-dies-age-23
― kolarov spring (NickB), Monday, 11 March 2019 01:18 (five years ago) link
Wow
― flappy bird, Monday, 11 March 2019 01:46 (five years ago) link
Just so sad.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 March 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
oh no. that is so sad....
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2019 02:47 (five years ago) link
Freeda Foreman, former boxer and daughter of George, 42.
http://m.tmz.com/#!2019/03/09/george-foreman-daughter-freeda-dies-dead-boxer-age-42/
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 11 March 2019 09:02 (five years ago) link
And, if you want happier news, serial killer, rapist and child molester Angus Sinclair.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-40721755
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 11 March 2019 10:44 (five years ago) link
was reading about how other (no doubt extremely nice) lags were having a sweepstake on how long till he croaked after his last stroke.
― calzino, Monday, 11 March 2019 10:50 (five years ago) link
Bit like ilx
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 10:58 (five years ago) link
except without the [redacted] since [redacted] stopped posting.
― calzino, Monday, 11 March 2019 11:02 (five years ago) link
The mighty Hal Blaine
https://www.facebook.com/HalBlaine/posts/2372154496162525
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 March 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link
Ouch. RIP Hal.
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link
RIP. Quarter note triplets won’t be the same without you.
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 11 March 2019 23:52 (five years ago) link
the most prolific drummer? RIP
― The immortal Hydra Viridisimma (outdoor_miner), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link
aw man, hal was the best
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link
In 2012 we were lucky to see Hal play with Nancy and a quorum of Wrecking Crew at a small memorial show for Billy Strange. Indescribable transcendence hearing “Be My Baby,” “These Boots…,” “Bang Bang” directly into your ears - maybe like seeing Mickey Mantle or the Grand Canyon.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 06:22 (five years ago) link