Things you were shockingly old when you learned

That there's apparently a cosmetic process that extracts fat from a patient's behind and injects it into their face.
Or that somebody would be willing to go through that process.
though I guess Botox isn't much more pleasant.

Just reading a book on the cosmetic surgery industry that mentions it.
Might just prefer to hear it was a hoax,

there are polar bears in russia. i mean, if you'd asked me i'da said, 'erm, well i suppose there MUST be, but i never heard of em?'

I just realized that "about 50 years ago" can no longer really plausibly be referring to, say, 1945, or even 1955.

Yeah, someone I know had his 50th last month and the Facebook image was the cover of the LOEG 1969 issue, gave me some stares.

there are polar bears in russia. i mean, if you'd asked me i'da said, 'erm, well i suppose there MUST be, but i never heard of em?'

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I was going to say that there were penguins in South Africa when i read that . Think I had to get off the bus or something so didn't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_penguin

and then there was always this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4&list=PLF388BB8ED67CA5D6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4&list=PLF388BB8ED67CA5D6

well just found out taht not all youtube videos work innit.

... tell me about it.

I just realized that "about 50 years ago" can no longer really plausibly be referring to, say, 1945, or even 1955.

This old guy I know on Facebook posted a #throwbackthursday family portrait from 1979. Total Sears studio thing with forest background, Dad with the sideburns, daughters with the swishy bangs, dork son with a moptop.

And it didn't dawn on me until I saw it again later that the old guy was the dork son in the photo, not the Dad (who he really looks like now, minus the sideburns.)

Fifty years ago I was in high school and it was nothing like 1945 or 1950!

how would you know though

Different soundtrack.

I just haven’t updated my concept of what “50 years ago” is since I was a child I think. Until like today.

I have only this evening realised that Count Von Count has a beard and it is blowing my mind and I definitely think it deserves to be on this thread.

I've only just realised that there are two separate bad pirate ladies on Swashbuckle (cbeebies). Captain Sinker apparently left and was replaced by Captain Captain.

This isn’t something I only learned recently but for many years I didn’t realise that a coffee enema was an actual procedure, when people referred to it I assumed they were making a humorous reference to the laxative effects of coffee

xp to the horror of my wife I quite fancy Jennie Dale aka Captain Captain

I have only just figured out (well I was shown) how to write a 9 so it doesn't look like a 4.

*posties everywhere breathe a sigh of relief*

I still have never learned how to hold a writing instrument 'properly' so I will probably be shockingly old when/if that ever happens. I write longhand constantly with no ill effect, though, which seems to put paid to the entreaties of my frustrated teachers and parents. Nyah.

lol CAL

I still have never learned how to hold a writing instrument 'properly' so I will probably be shockingly old when/if that ever happens. I write longhand constantly with no ill effect, though, which seems to put paid to the entreaties of my frustrated teachers and parents. Nyah.

I can completely relate! I never learned to grip the way you're supposed to with "a writing instrument" so I feel like that probably makes writing a more difficult proposition than it should be, but it's too late for me to break myself of the old habit so if I ever do, it'll probably be when I'm close to death. Also, I attended Catholic schools so I KNOW they paid extra special attention to the way we wrote (hell, we got marks for penmanship all the way through the end of grade school, i.e. until the end of the 8th grade!) and no one bothered to correct me, so I guess I was doing a good enough job as it was.

Anyway, new thing I have only just been corrected on (and this is timely for today): I learned the Irish stepped in to help Mexico out with the Mexican-American war, NOT the war for Mexican independence from Spain as I'd previously thought! I feel like an idiot because I parroted the latter misconception to my Mexican-born aunt a few months back as if it were true and she didn't correct me. I really should have known this because of my late mom's extreme pro-Mexican cheerleading and my late dad's having had an Irish grandmother (which I've already mentioned), but nope, took me THIS long to have had corrected, d'oh!

Playtex made astronaut suits: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/what-did-playtex-have-to-do-with-neil-armstrong-16588944/#zCMhFpR7AyUEmUBy.99

(which I learned because of this: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/25/science/female-spacewalk-canceled.html)

Cross your heart, hope not to die

that eggs are not dairy

?!

Expand on that, flappy

I want to believe

Eggs aren't dairy.

Dairy = milk derived.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/are-eggs-dairy

is this one for the American things thread?

i think this is a regional thing... i've met people who consider "dairy" to include eggs.

those people are wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_product

I used to consider eggs to be part of dairy, because of the 4 food groups. and because of supermarket shelves. doesn't make it so!

dairy is made from milk

do the egg-dair ppl think eggs are elaborately whipped milk

wait, this is the Easter lobby’s fault, isn’t it

Eggs are dairy, but fish isn't meat. Ok.

Eggs are a kind of meat

Somewhere in Shakespeare there's a line: "He's as full of wit as an egg is full of meat."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TL_Ro-sDZE4

Curse you, mobile YouTube, for not expanding

Anyway, Ivor Cutler, Egg Meat.

I used to consider eggs to be part of dairy, because of the 4 food groups.

me too until yesterday

Could over think things and see them interrelated by being birth related. So possibly having some association in folklore etc.

I'd get rid of my cow but I need the eggs.

I was 52 before I tasted rhubarb. Can't get enough of the stuff now.

i definitely used to cross-wire dairy and eggs as a kid. must have been down to some kind of nutrition song or something that we learned?

That’s truly shocking, no snark. Rhubarb is a gift of the gods!

xp

I also thought eggs were considered dairy, but thought it was weird that they were!

milkmen always used to do eggs as well. perhaps that's where the confusion comes from. also, farms.

I mean, meat comes from farms too. Farms and militiamen.

milkmen still do eggs! and coconut milk and bread, all of which is dairy

Meat comes from cows too, but not eggs.

meat DOES come from eggs, what are you on about