The Jordan Peterson Thread

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BARF. How dare they impugn Kermit this way? I want to karate chop JP followers Hi-YA Miss Piggy style for committing this crime of appropriation.

i sometimes do doubt the strategy of trying to zing the alt-right by turning their symbolic leader into the image of a green frog.

It makes me dislike them even more than I already did, which was...a lot

it's just his nasally kermit voice, that's it

also they hang out together sometimes

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*nj9qWiKjVwx1_tFe04iwmw.jpeg

AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH god he sucks so fucking much

there is no way i am abandoning the Kermit I know for this imposter

I'm able to hold contradictory thoughts in my head: Kermit the frog is a beloved icon and will forever be one of my favorites. On the other hand, JP sounds a hell of a lot like Kermit and it's really funny

I can completely understand not wanting to sully a pure figure like our favorite frog like this, though

I am also able to hold contradictory thoughts in my head; however, I have strong feelings about Kermit, he's not just any frog to me. I suppose this gives me something to argue about with JP followers, who I want to tell to fuck off anyway.

One of the most disappointing developments since his ascendance has been seeing people I thought were rational quote him, share his stupid ideas, and generally adopt the posture of a JP follower. Brain worms: they are real and they are rampant.

I hope he doesn't take up singing in case he sounds like Al Wilson from Canned Heat.

If he stuck to what's basically The Secret-level bullshit explaining how mythology organizes your life I'd brush it off, but nooo he has to have all these horrible opinions that are not only rolled between the book covers but into everything he does

ultra brain worms

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KERMIT THE FROG sounding motherfucker.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 25 April 2005 05:15 (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink)

i wish i could unknow this

I'm sorry I'm still stuck on this meat only thing. Has anyone actual solid proof that JP and his kin eat ONLY red meat and LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE?

This cannot be possible right?

Guys. That's not the real Kermit.

no, on the left

it is true that the real Kermit is long gone; I just don't acknowledge fake Kermit

wait can we check has he a russian accent because

i would like to be on record as loving the russian-accented fake kermit from that recent era muppet film

comedy russian accents are something I can't stop finding entertaining, and I blame yakov smirnoff appearances on night court during my formative years

kyirmit

I'm sorry I'm still stuck on this meat only thing. Has anyone actual solid proof that JP and his kin eat ONLY red meat and LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE?

This cannot be possible right?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, March 4, 2019 5:18 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's wild

what does zizek eat? i always imagine it's like mozzarella sticks mostly

cheetos

whatever's in his beard

kinda want some mozz sticks

What is the exact format of this gonna be, I wonder?

eat-off

first to suffer multisystem organ failure loses

i imagine zizek basically having a fried egg, kielbasa, and a stein of beer for every meal

or whatever the slovenian equivalent of kielbasa is

what does zizek eat? i always imagine it's like mozzarella sticks mostly

from the trashcan called ideology, obvs

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sorry: a fried egg, kielbasa, a stein of beer, and some blow

will def be eating JP's lunch

This is @jordanbpeterson and a fan during his speaking tour in New Zealand.

February 19th, 2019. Less than one month ago. pic.twitter.com/kQzhY39eSl

— Dan Taipua (@D__T_____) March 15, 2019

Speech so free it wrecks spelling conventions.

We really are being held hostage by clowns like JP aren't we

is that aled jones??

slam a phobe (with an egg)

Predictably, nothing happened:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/20/jordan-peterson-slavoj-zizek-happiness-capitalism-marxism

the quintessential quillette article:

https://quillette.com/2019/07/26/why-isnt-jordan-peterson-on-this-list-of-the-worlds-top-fifty-intellectuals/

(Russell) Brand’s continuing influence on the political culture in England, at least, is often underestimated.

lol counterpoint, it isn't.

Who wrote that fuckin headline?

probably the manbaby piece of shit who wrote the article.

David Goodhart, and his successor as editor Bronwen Maddox (2010-2016), described Prospect as “contrarian,” or “a magazine which gives voice to the argumentative centre ground.” But, in truth, Prospect was, until 2016, the voice of the London-based liberal Establishment.

a shocking revelation

this is solid

Andrew Scott
July 26, 2019

How does one measure others’ “intellectualism” in any way? Why would anyone take such a list seriously? How could such a list be anything other than a self-serving popularity contest? How arrogant to consider oneself qualified to identify, evaluate, and rank great intellects and top thinkers.

It’s like a GQ article about what real men do. Real men don’t read that crap.

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Martin28
July 26, 2019
To not include Jordan Peterson is a sin. To ignore Nassim Nicholas Taleb is a crime.

according to Trump's new executive order

The interviewer and stand-up comic Joe Rogan (for example) reaches over 5.8 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. Discussions on The Joe Rogan Experience frequently range around complex issues in current affairs and philosophy. Why has Rogan been left off Prospect’s list?

indeed, why?

https://nypost.com/2019/09/20/jordan-peterson-enters-rehab-after-wifes-cancer-diagnosis/