US Politics February 2019: This is one of the great losers of all time.

Good lord, Mrs. Miller. Would prefer her singing "Downtown" tbf

trump is REALLY REALLY angry about book deals huh

Book deal!!!!

so this current person is scandalized by cohen's "illegal campaign contributions" but not by trump ordering it. very logical

Show me the deal!!!! Is the deal in one of those boxes?!?!

"anything to sell books"

Cohen a human eye-roll every time Jordan speaks.

so many chapters in that book

If Cohen is a liar, and he says Trump would never hit Melania ...

Get on it, Jordan!

Why is Michael Cohen trying to stop Congress from investigating child separations?!?

"You're a lying liar, and we know that because you were convicted of saying Donald Trump did nothing wrong."

How dare you offer to turn over tapes that we subpoena?!?

Good work GOP, you're really upping my expectations. Each fuckstick fuckier and stickier than the last.

Yerac, please research Kelly Armstrong and get back to me.

"Thank you for continuing the narrative."

kelly armstrong is new so there is not much. Pretty sure he left william and mary to go back to ND though because he got a DUI there.

I dont understand how ALL of the gop members are comfortable being this disingenuous.

That's their brand

That woman talking about child separations with a trembling voice as a point *against* investigating trumpwas like... what?

cohen still proud for hacking election polls

lol what's odd is that if the GOP were less stupid they'd hear him defend Trump from the worst rumors (a child, slapping Melania).

Rep. Steube has quite a look going on

well that woman Mrs Carol Miller is also very into protecting medicare but the federal government also needs to stay out of our healthcare!

I would rather swallow bleach than spend five minutes with Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan.

Many xposts, but maybe this is the bargain Matt Gaetz agreed to when he first spending a lot of time with them. Would explain a lot

Surprised cohen thinks trump wouldn’t hit melania.

that came off as more Cohen protecting Melania.

he only hits Don Jr.

Many xposts, but maybe this is the bargain Matt Gaetz agreed to when he first spending a lot of time with them. Would explain a lot

The teeth, you mean

I've been outside frolicking in the snow...no AOC yet, I assume.

I assume it goes by seniority and she'll be last or nearly last.

Surprised cohen thinks trump wouldn’t hit melania.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 2:17 PM

It would get his hands dirty

Ooh, she's sub-tweeting Rep. Gaetz here.

his constituents want a balanced budget, says the man who voted for Trump's tax cuts.

can I say for the record that I'm so sick of men of either party call their wives "beautiful"? I want a congresswoman to refer to her "hot husband."

YOU"RE AN EMBARASSMENT U FUCKIN DOUCHE

the god damn name of the committee is OVERSIGHT. this is what you are there to do!!

"This is not what the American people sent us here to do."

Is he familiar with the results of the elections in November?

Bless my wife for her disengagement from my life and from politics in general.

What more important things could there be to do than watch this hearing when you live in Dripping Springs, Texas?

watch the springs drip ?

That asshole Chip Roy voted against backpay for workers affected by the shutdown because it was the dems fault. fuck off with that tugboating.

Dripping Springs is no Marble Falls or Cut'N'Shoot.

Haha, my neck of the woods m/l

NEW — Matt Gaetz is under investigation by the Florida State Bar over his Michael Cohen threat.

With @lachlan https://t.co/0sbrERDUPL

— Sam Stein (@samstein) February 27, 2019

:)

lol

brutal self-own.

*bleach dribbles out the corner of Gaetz’s mouth*

no way in hell i'm watching this but since it's such a fucking farce anyway one of the Ds should ask about hannity. or has that already happened?

i'm just catching up on a lot of stuff because of work this morning, but did anyone point this out from cohen's prepared remarks:

I am providing the Committee today with several documents. These include:

• A copy of a check Mr. Trump wrote from his personal bank account – after he became president - to reimburse me for the hush money payments I made to cover up his affair with an adult film star and prevent damage to his campaign;

• Copies of financial statements for 2011 – 2013 that he gave to such institutions as Deutsche Bank;

• A copy of an article with Mr. Trump’s handwriting on it that reported on the auction of a portrait of himself – he arranged for the bidder ahead of time and then reimbursed the bidder from the account of his non-profit charitable foundation, with the picture now hanging in one of his country clubs; and

• Copies of letters I wrote at Mr. Trump’s direction that threatened his high school, colleges, and the College Board not to release his grades or SAT scores

not a big deal (other than potential fraud because of nonprofit payment) but wow, that is so incredibly, humiliatingly pathetic

is it more or less incredibly and humiliatingly pathetic than Don Jr. signing payoff checks for his Dad's porn stars