"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

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wouldn't an SNP coalition (of chaos) be their only way into no. 10 if Scotland is as fucked as it is looking for Labour rn?

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:59 (seven years ago)

or the slim hope the SNP wipe out the tories as well.

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:59 (seven years ago)

I’m still not convinced we really know what would happen in scotland. all the polls before the 2017 GE portrayed a similar picture - the eventual result was a lot better than expected with many SNP supermajorities reduced significantly. the labour machine would be able to fight a lot more attacking a targeted campaign - ie they wouldn’t just focus all resources on edinburgh south.

it must be hard to model the interplay of the three currents at play: vocal remain Vs respect the ref; unionism Vs independence; anti-austerity Vs being a right cunt.

remember labour’s 2017 manifesto (though it wasn’t a central focus) actually had a commitment to investigate most popular position w/r/t the constitutional question in scotland: increased UK federalism (or devo max)

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 11:06 (seven years ago)

scottish labour need to get a fkn grip tho

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 11:06 (seven years ago)

it might sound a bit facile, but in the current febrile atmosphere I think they need a scottish leader.

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:09 (seven years ago)

A narrow victory is still a defeat for May, just as it was for Cameron, impossible to see her continuing in that scenario. And whoever her successor is may struggle to keep the DUP onside and will otherwise struggle for legitimacy. I'd say it's a reasonable route to a GE. Of course her successor would be very likely to be a fervent Brexiter which would cause it's own problems, it certainly wouldn't be over and done with.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:19 (seven years ago)

looking at scottish twitter and it seems nobody - I mean nobody has a good word to say about Richard Leonard. And a lot of the abuse seems to be of the "sassenach fud should go back sooth" variety.

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:32 (seven years ago)

Cameron resigned for one because he backed the wrong horse but also because he doesn't like to work. May could say the vote wasn't very conclusive either way and didn't we have another one because people kept screaming 52/48 till they were blue in the face? idk..I guess this is all taking the hypotheticals quite far for today.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:33 (seven years ago)

yes I too am looking askance at "May will of course then resign" -- I mean yes she's said she will but this is a terrible metric for her actual behaviour. #banterheuristic says she ends up leader of a TIG-centred "government of national emergency"

mark s, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:43 (seven years ago)

government for creating national emergency

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:02 (seven years ago)

not entirely sure that many Leave voters eking out a living selling dogmeat in their post-apocalypse communities will ever come to the conclusion that Leave was a bad idea

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:04 (seven years ago)

well, they might tell you it is dogmeat ...

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 12:06 (seven years ago)

An independent Scottish Labour is what is needed, and also what won’t happen. As it is, I’m a party member who will vote SNP because lol NE Fife.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:09 (seven years ago)

outside of the EU we will be free to create strong regulatory bodies of our own that will guarantee the highest possible standards for British dogmeat

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:09 (seven years ago)

Absolutely gone at lAbOUr heAVyWeiGht Alan Johnson's take on precarious employment in the post-industrial age pic.twitter.com/KXZnn45Z9m

— Dan Hancox (@danhancox) February 25, 2019

Anyway, in rare good news, Lewisham seems to have designated itself a ‘sanctuary borough’ and has told the Home Office people embedded in their offices to clear out.

ShariVari, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:04 (seven years ago)

Can’t believe he couldn’t convince people to vote Remain with those sorts of solid arguments.

gyac, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:10 (seven years ago)

brb gonna get a job for life on the news at 10

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:11 (seven years ago)

ok but how is this not the same sour joke that johnson is making here

mark s, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:13 (seven years ago)

check out my special report on tonight's programme to find out

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:15 (seven years ago)

Cameron stepped down because it was important to him what some people thought of him, so he was susceptible to (possibly mistaken) expectations. This does not sound like the Defective Roomba* - on the same event that she said "Why is it that people are always trying to look for the next thing after the next thing after the next thing?" she also said that she has no plans to resign after Brexit. "There is still a domestic agenda that I want to get on with", which is obviously great news for everyone.

My impression is definitely that the ERG consider any plan with the existing backstop as considerably worse than remaining - they can always attempt to Leave again if they Remain - as regards boycotting, the line I've heard is that the original referendum needs to be implemented first before a second one can be countenanced.

There's news today that Donald Tusk might still reopen the WA: "EU leaders may revisit the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement if May can narrow her demands to a single concrete proposal, backed by parliament" - this might of course just be proposed because he knows it's the moon on a stick.

* I apologise for this delightfully Morbsian nickname, but on the other hand one of the events I was looking at recently had a DJ called Grim Beeper, and if we did need a delightfully Morbsian name for May to distract from the taste of Long Dog..

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:15 (seven years ago)

You brought the Roomba into this thread yourself, no apologies needed.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:20 (seven years ago)

good to see we’ve reached the left infighting part of the labour AS row

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:26 (seven years ago)

hope that flat-footed merseybeat loving thicko didn't think his ghastly double act with portillo was a job for life.

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:46 (seven years ago)

Guys that's obviously a joke.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:50 (seven years ago)

I think it's a case of 'If Andrew Neil thinks he's funny then maybe I am'.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:52 (seven years ago)

maybe AJ is trying to expose how bad comedy is in some kind of cryptic fashion?

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 13:56 (seven years ago)

Fishing industry gone? Citation needed.

nashwan, Monday, 25 February 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Labour backbenchers campaigning for a People’s Vote are being told to expect a big announcement from the leadership before 6... 👀

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) February 25, 2019

gyac, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:23 (seven years ago)

kyle amendment been sufficiently finessed ?

what do we make of tom watson getting personally involved in dealing with AS ?

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 17:30 (seven years ago)

NEW - Corbyn to tell PLP that Labour will support an amendment on a referendum: “in line with our conference policy, we are committed to also putting forward or supporting an amendment in favour of a public vote to prevent a damaging Tory Brexit being forced on the country.”

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) February 25, 2019

ShariVari, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:31 (seven years ago)

In delaying the vote I think May's made this inevitable, regardless of internal Labour dynamics.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:33 (seven years ago)

Yes "we're at the mercy of an increasingly reckless May" is sellable you'd think a decentish chunk of the Labour leave base. Not that the FBPEs are helping on that front, though

stet, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:45 (seven years ago)

countdown to polly toynbee op-ed that argues leave means leave

plax (ico), Monday, 25 February 2019 17:52 (seven years ago)

"To prevent a Tory Brexit being forced on the country" is the money line and also where the get-out clause might be.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:52 (seven years ago)

how is this different to the amendment call me jez already tabled

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 17:56 (seven years ago)

RIGHT SO - there is some overexcitement going on with the Labour announcement. Understand party does NOT mean they are going to back all efforts for 2nd referendum. ie probably not this week. the frontbench effort is into their own amendment on their own Brexit deal

— Jessica Elgot (@jessicaelgot) February 25, 2019

stet, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:59 (seven years ago)

Thank you @TheIndGroup , this is down to your bravery !

— Thomas Fone (@FoneThomas) February 25, 2019

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 18:00 (seven years ago)

Hahaha no it fucking isn’t.

suzy, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:01 (seven years ago)

thomas f*ne has gone down in my estimation after this - if someone could show his three followers the light that'd be ideal

FernandoHierro, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:04 (seven years ago)

if it hadn't been for the Indie Group, Kepa would never have had the courage to stay on the pitch yesterday

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 February 2019 18:06 (seven years ago)

the inspiration group.

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:10 (seven years ago)

Idly wondering if the prospect of a second referendum would spook enough Tories to get a Labour Brexit amendment over the line, but I haven't thought about that for more than ten seconds.

It does feel like the leadership have been backing away from the conference motion in the last month or two and the events of the last week might have focused things and tilted the balance in a few shadow cabinet battles. But it's May's determination to remove all other options that has brought us here.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)

Waiting for FBPE-ers to thank Corbyn for finally committing to a 2nd ref - but they'll probably complain its done as the last option.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:20 (seven years ago)

yeah they really fail to see beyond the end of their own noses

FernandoHierro, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:39 (seven years ago)

They are institutionally anti-Corbyn.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 25 February 2019 19:18 (seven years ago)

how often do any of us give our political opponents credit?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 25 February 2019 19:20 (seven years ago)

There's no majority in the Commons for a second referendum. There *might* be one for the Cooper amendment now but even that looks shaky.

So a second referendum probably isn't going to happen *as has been the case all along* but it's now harder for Corbyn's opponents to pin the blame for Brexit on him - and they were definitely planning on trying to Ramsay McDonald him. I don't think it would have succeeded but the younger Labour supporters I know have definitely been losing patience with him.

The question now is what happen if all the amendments fail, in which case it's back to May's brinkshmanship again.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 19:34 (seven years ago)

BREAKING : Shadow Foreign Secretary @EmilyThornberry confirms Labour will back a Deal or Remain referendum and will campaign to Remain in the EU if it’s alternative Brexit plan is rejected.

— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) February 25, 2019

Matt DC, Monday, 25 February 2019 19:38 (seven years ago)

It is an obvious attempt to sabotage the most successful campaign in British history with Corbyn's toxic brand. We must have been just hours away from stopping brexit. Devastated.

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) February 25, 2019

calzino, Monday, 25 February 2019 20:24 (seven years ago)

lol

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 February 2019 20:27 (seven years ago)


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