why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I feel pretty good that women are finally represented as a majority in something (destroying a nation).

Yerac, Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:59 (seven years ago)

what if they hold a fish in front of a bathroom mirror?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 February 2019 17:02 (seven years ago)

the trick is to give away the fish, to and through the mirror, then receive it back with warmth and kindness

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 17:04 (seven years ago)

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Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 17:05 (seven years ago)

Pfft I see loads of photos of girls fishing

for compliments AYO

kinder, Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:00 (seven years ago)

Girls need to be put in their plaice
Posting shellfish (selfies) just for the halibut
For cod's hake

Seabass

kinder, Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:02 (seven years ago)

Give a girl a fish and you can photograph her holding it

Teach a girl to selfie and she can produce her own photographs that don’t service your weird fucking fetish for photos of girls holding fish

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:05 (seven years ago)

going through every bathroom selfie on instagram and photoshopping fish over the smartphones

soref, Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:17 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

lol

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 14:54 (seven years ago)

way too good for this thread

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 14:56 (seven years ago)

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29425090_10204205701820788_3537140485787222016_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=95b050fdbd13702f1e638e6a4bf07530&oe=5D09ECCD

An oldie, but still being shared by taking a picture of the computer screen in 2019, apparently.

☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:50 (seven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OBPnBSf.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 04:18 (seven years ago)

trenchant

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 04:21 (seven years ago)

How does me not being an asshole help those people have a good time?

*sighs, goes back to being asshole*

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 05:18 (seven years ago)

My mother-in-law posted that not two days after posting another one calling Islam "a cancer that has to be removed from the world." (Which she posted the day before the NZ shooting.) She's so clueless.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:27 (seven years ago)

*drops mug*

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:57 (seven years ago)

i get creeped out when people look out for me more than 5000%

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 15:10 (seven years ago)

Noted English nationalist George Bernard Shaw.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 24 March 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)

Would bet a sizeable sum that none of the cunts sharing that shite are familiar with the work of Shakespeare Milton or GBS

Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 March 2019 11:33 (seven years ago)

Good parody
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314464814472888320/564218477133430794/image0.jpg

moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 6 April 2019 23:54 (seven years ago)

thanks for the dn

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 April 2019 04:20 (seven years ago)

you are not welcome!

alomar lines, Sunday, 7 April 2019 05:21 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/pYp6s7p.jpg

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:04 (seven years ago)

for instance, it could be The Joker

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:13 (seven years ago)

President Earthworm Jim

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:14 (seven years ago)

lol tracer

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:36 (seven years ago)

"He tells Parisians he shares their pain - IN FRENCH" - so he shares their bread, then?

emil.y, Saturday, 20 April 2019 00:27 (seven years ago)

lol!

kinder, Saturday, 20 April 2019 06:24 (seven years ago)

MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 WAR 👏 CRIMINALS 👏

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58419692_2257450447646511_8303455437223624704_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=b650d010814e683d047885e560cc9dd8&oe=5D76C31C

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 April 2019 18:38 (seven years ago)

lol, this is going to be a trainwreck
https://techcrunch.com/2019/04/30/facebook-dating-secret-crush/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:09 (seven years ago)

At least two of these girls are clearly making a number of non-positive judgements.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 May 2019 17:04 (seven years ago)

that meme is the equivalent of the now-defunct ilx TITTWIS posts. you love being around positive people? how very nice for you. tell me more.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:36 (seven years ago)

I love being around gram-positive bacteria.

I love being around HIV-positive people.

I love being around positive battery terminals.

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 20:08 (seven years ago)

proton pals

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 3 May 2019 22:23 (seven years ago)

actually i'd like to go on record as not ever knowing what the fuck i'm doing, thx

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:21 (seven years ago)

off the top of my head I cannot think of a single person who knows exactly what the fuck they are doing

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:28 (seven years ago)

i could elaborate on this story but i'm not gonna but i mean imagine liking this

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:30 (seven years ago)

stop being so fucking forgiving xp

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)

the quality of mercy knows exactly what the fuck it is doing

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:32 (seven years ago)

one month passes...
one month passes...

Ok, I'll think about single use plastics if you think about the two transatlantic holidays you take each year.

koogs, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:04 (six years ago)

The FaceApp hysteria is the dumbest freakout in recent memory.

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

Based little in fact, shared by 90% of my friends

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:59 (six years ago)


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