Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

I enjoy the alliteration of saying bnp burnley bastards as much as anyone, but let's not pretend there aren't some prime cuts of herts and essex gammon in spurs' fanbase

wtf is pochs prob with mike dean

I enjoy the alliteration of saying bnp burnley bastards as much as anyone, but let's not pretend there aren't some prime cuts of herts and essex gammon in spurs' fanbase squad

― Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 23 February 2019 14:45 (four hours ago) Permalink

My 93-year-old mum is registered deaf, and this is the full exchange, according to her lipreading: pic.twitter.com/pMPi89rnIE

— RIP Cheese Room 2017-2019 (@bankruptspurs) February 23, 2019

lolz

at last a penalty awarded after a frwd is taken out subsequent to getting his shot off. shame the other two pens in the wolves game were dodgy af

robbed

Puel gone.

It might be worth popping a few quid on Wagner, they were allegedly trying to tap him up last year.

im a little excited for today

it'll probably be a 1-1 draw though

really looking forward to it too, hope you have a thoroughly miserable afternoon michael

It's gonna be torture

but it's nice to care again

^^

gl on finding a dece replacement for puel btw

Man Utd XI: De Gea, Young, Lindelof, Smalling, Shaw, Herrera, McTominay, Pogba, Mata, Lukaku, Rashford.

Liverpool XI: Alisson, Milner, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

Matic out is a pretty big blow

Not a fan of McTominay myself, but that's possibly due to the fact of Mou using him as a 'see? I do use youth!' excuse.

McTominay is the definition of a nothing player, but Matic is the most replaceable of the midfield three I suppose

Lukaku really needs to step up today

Xpost Trust your gut feeling, LBI

Rashford's done

Fuck everything

Now Herrera. This is a catastrophe

And Mata as well. Fucking hell everyone is dead.

Maybe United just replaced all their physios with a bloke shouting 'attack attack attack!' and hoped no one would notice.

Solskjaer's brutal training regimen under question

Lingard might not last the half lol

Well we're not finishing this with 11

If this doesn't end with Ashley Young in goal then I want my PPV money back.

We never once looked like scoring. Writing was on the wall once Salah got subbed

fucking delighted with that given the context

Liverpool weirdly passive all game

That was dire.

It was

LOOOOOOL SOUNESS IS FEWMIN pic.twitter.com/SsLSdr0hgn

— ᴀs (@ThatDayInMay99) February 24, 2019

Probably the most dispiriting performance of the season

happy with the result given the hamstring epidemic, liverpool absolutely bottled it

Not sure if there's a Carabao thread but I greatly enjoyed David Luiz electing to nonchalantly pass it back to the keeper with Aguero standing right between them. Peak David Luiz.

Firmino on crutches. This truly is a shite Sunday. I'm on my fifth Paulaner though

Prost!

I just want to see a goal is that really too much to ask?

truly the Superest of Sundays

Emerson hoofing it into the crowd 35 yards from City's goal under no meaningful pressure... glorious stuff

'kin ell Kepa

in tears of laughter here

^

Amazing. Under normal circumstances surely a huddle of Chelsea players would've dragged him off no?

i wish a huddle of somebody would drag Chris Sutton off

lol

for posterity:

😳 - Have you EVER seen anything like it!?

Maurizio Sarri tries to substitute Kepa Arrizabalaga for Willy Caballero, but Kepa refuses to come off and Sarri is absolutely FURIOUS! 😡 pic.twitter.com/Q81v6ry3Kk

— Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) February 24, 2019

i think player power is more a question of realpolitik than professional ethics nowadays but on the other hand Sarri should have twatted the cunt by way of a resignation letter

Maurizio Sarri says the Kepa substitution confusion was 'a big misunderstanding' because he thought the player had cramp. However he says Kepa was right that he could continue although the way he went about it was wrong. Sarri says he needs to talk to Kepa now. #CHEMCI

— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) February 24, 2019

lol.

Such a pity Sarri didn't just walk off, as he intended to do, but then he remembered all that money.

The wink when the final whistle goes 😂😂😂. Absolute muggings from Kepa!! #CHEMCI pic.twitter.com/zPXMnhY0RQ

— Dave McKay (@diggyuk) February 24, 2019