I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

if u use the modulo operator on homelessness u will be left with a fraction of a homeless guy which you can then roast over an open fire while microdosing

― lag∞n, Friday, February 22, 2019 6:20 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's not wrong

there are very few of these phrases that actually annoy me because words is words but "made a cool million dollars this year" drives me up the wall.

one of the harry potter books (the biggest one?) has all the characters saying things “coolly” about 600 times

― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha, someone ran a count. 59 times across all the novels.

https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/66dz7t/i_looked_at_the_frequency_of_word_pairs/dgi5qfg/

― jmm, Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeez

― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coolly high hermione

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

enjoying the media enjoying the chance to hysterically react to a couple of bell-ends running on the pitch
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 11, 2019 5:16 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait are you talking about the unprovoked physical assault or something else?
― Matt DC, Monday, March 11, 2019 5:29 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spurs fullbacks
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Monday, March 11, 2019 5:32 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bravissimo

we normally use Footcelsior to prevent tender Americans from having to go through this tbf

*issues a yellow card*

as a tender American it's really no trouble, but this is a good tip

A 9-year-old thread called "Footcelsior."

It's no wonder why we all go by assumed names here.

in itself the footcelsior moniker was intentionally clumsy fyfi

you ppl worry too much

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:43 (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comrade alphabetical has been stockpiling tinned mung beans since 2015

― mark s, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:47 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mao Tse-mung beans.

― Carmel Sprout (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:53 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the great lupini forward (towards a lol!)

from the thread "A year with swollen appendages (and other ailments): 2019 Detroit Tigers"

20 March

Matches really needn't last more than an hour. Productive chat with Rob about generative bullpen management and fifth base.

*somewhat revolting, unnecessarily descriptive anecdote about potentially making it to "fourth base" with a one-third-his-age concessions employee whose pleasantry was mistaken for flirtation*

Designing alternate pitching motions for Jordan. It seems hopeless.

Pine tar is an utter assault on every sense.

― Andy K, Wednesday, March 20, 2019 7:16 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cheek of calling me faux naif when ye are governed by that!

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 23:01 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s not a naïf. This is a naïf.

― Tim, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 00:08 (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alligator pea

2,000-odd people voting for Neil Hamilton are beneath contempt really

― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:34 (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Have a modicum of respect for they have all since died.

― nashwan, Friday, 5 April 2019 07:36 (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

honestly idgi

they are alleged to have been old ppl for the purposes

ah yeah lol slow brain lately

"lately"

Died of shame.

voting shame thresholds have been lowered so much by the tories, ppl are about ready to vote for the Gary Glitter-Hitler party's nazi/UKNambla/disabled euthanasia manifesto without needing smelling salts in the voting booth!

Gary Glitter-Hitler party

I thought only U.S. Citizens could vote for Trump hahahah

there is no 18-24 data for wales so it's the only bit of the map using figures for 18-34

There is no-one in Wales aged 18 to 24.

― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:10 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too old to leave, too young to dai

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:21 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually thought 'someone could excelsior that' but neglected to do so myself. part of the problem

Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit

deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing

oh if only i had hair to toss but alas

also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel

oh if only i had salad to ..

Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts

Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit

― like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:11 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:16 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh if only i had hair to toss but alas

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:17 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:18 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh if only i had salad to ..

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (twenty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So like there’s continuity itt

incontinuity

In my day you'd have been hanged for excelsioring yourself (unless you were the straight man in the exchange). Grumble grumble kids, off, lawn, etc.

(I'm not being 100% serious, don't worry darraghmac.)

The Lord loves an EXCELSIOR, that's why he gave us LOLs

pretty sure dmac has earned the right to excelsior himself by now

https://i.imgur.com/v6uZz2Y.png

Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts

lol this is true, it's always just some dumb pun

wait til ye see what the first letter of each of my self excelsiors spells out

D
I
D
W
E
V
E
R
G
E
T
T
H
I
S
S
O
R
T
E
F

idgi

fuckin typos

In this joke scenario you also missed out an E, totally deliberate

wever man

😳

I take comfort in the fact that the same happened to Nabokov

deems is an ephebophile?

Well, he does post about "lads" a lot

jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs

lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink

and yet still no site modship

― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink

not until you learn discipline

― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink

obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud

lol that is a choice lol