US Politics February 2019: This is one of the great losers of all time.

If Mueller really is wrapping up next week, does that mean no more charges? Don jr and Jared are in the clear?

Not if investigations have been handed off, and they clearly have been already.

just thought you guys might be entertained by what my representative is up to

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Bright or white?

and they say university professors are indoctrinating their students...

"Huh. Wonder if he's related to the WHY YES OF COURSE HE'S ONE OF THEM, HOW MANY SMUCKERS HAVE YOU EVER MET THAT WEREN'T?"

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Wow! Look at all those anchor babies!

said rep has not had a single public meeting w/ constituents since being elected in 2016 btw.

his PR MO is this: he tours whites-only institutions where he has captive or entire sympathetic audiences (various contracting businesses, schools and old-folks' homes run by christian evangelical organizations, American Legion meetings, Republican Party cook-outs, etc.), then his staff post photos of him smiling next to folks, and write things like, "images from my latest town hall! i had a great convresation with these factory employees about the economy and how immigrants are bloodsucking vampires. lots of great ideas. btw did i mention i am in the district and this was a town hall?"

Sounds like redistricting really put you all in a jam.

nah, this asshole would have won regardless.

Quite a sticky situation.

haha a valiant attempt, pplains

Just trying to preserve democracy here.

he really relished that one.

"with a name like smucker, it's got to be a lily-livered POS fascist back-bencher."

I'm not shocked, but I am somewhat surprised. I use their product all the time, not knowing they're the Chik-fil-a of my pantry.

tbh i don't think he's at all related to *those* smuckers. he actually grew up amish (and still has that PA dutch accent).

WAIT WAIT WAIT, I didn't read the last part of this sentence, I was so consumed by puns of marmalade.

president of the Smucker Company, a family-owned commercial construction firm in Smoketown.

Phew. Turns out Smuckers owns a lot of my favorite foodstuffs.

eh Smuckers jelly has high fructose corn syrup. Avoid that shit.

don't worry pplains, i'm sure that the other smuckers are horrible rapacious capitalist scumbags, too.

They're rampant in the area of Ohio where my grandma lives, and yes they are awful

It's quite jarring how far some of these families go.

saints preserve us

lloyd smucker more like *adopts generic east coast accent* boid (bird) fucker

his social media is filled with comments from supporters like this

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these people are troglodytes

"they stopped at Ellis Island and checked in"

drinking that cool cool aid

the coolest aid, many are saying

Lloyd Smucker the Amish politician from Smoketown really sounds like something from a Coen-film.

Smoketown Smucker

good morning!

'Smucker? Of the Smoketown Smuckers? The Amish jam-manufacturers?'

I hear he's one bad –

Close your jar!

But I'm talking about Lloyd!

It’s a complicated jam, and no one understands it ‘less they’re cooking

i'm exPECTIN an apology for all these puns

with a name like Smucker it has to be wood (because wood is used in construction)

posting this again in case anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nFI2Zb7qE

gets real good around the 5 minute mark. pretty clear that Tucker is not used to being called out like this.

extremely satisfying content ^

.@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2019

today's gonna suck

hooboy

can't wait for the truthering of every hate crime over the next few years

I thought that was something being said to the president at first.

even worse b/c most of the people I see whining on and on about this also happen to be the ones who unironically quote & RT Jacob Wohl

y'all follow the president on Twitter? The couple times I've posted tweets I've had to look him up.

Smollett is not necessarily a worse person than anyone who is feeling gleeful over this story bc it reinforces their narrative on race, but he may be a lot dumber.

i follow some other accounts that retweets in like comic sans or some shits xp

Smollett is fucking reprehensible and the damage he's done to this conversation is massive. Fuck that guy. He did this in order to make more money? Go to hell.