"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

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Is anyone actually warmly greeting Derek Hatton back to the Labour Party?

Aaron Bastani did. The timing of all this is unhelpful to say the least but it's a cracking couple of days for fans of "they're on our side so it doesn't matter".

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 13:58 (seven years ago)

https://stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_and_mumbling/2019/02/the-irrelevant-independent-group.html

This is very good, specifically this:

It claims that our politics is “broken”, but is blind to the fact that capitalism is broken too, and that this is a major cause – perhaps the major cause – of our broken politics. Phil says the IG has “learned nothing, nothing since 2015.” I’d question only the year here: it seems it has learned nothing since 2008.

Now, you might reply that it’s unreasonable to expect a new political grouping to have detailed policies. True enough. The problem with the IG, though, isn’t that it doesn’t have solutions: it’s that it doesn’t even see a problem. There’s a good debate to be had about how far capitalist stagnation can be fixed by fiscal and monetary policy alone, and how far it needs institutional change too. The IG shows no sign of entering this debate, though.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 14:03 (seven years ago)

yeah, otm

their answer to fixing our broken politics appears to be 'blairism' which is a pretty remarkable act of self-deception but not much use on any other level

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 14:06 (seven years ago)

Lots of these putative "voices of the left" are complete pumpers. They might as well get on the CCHQ payroll for all the good they do.

calzino, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 14:07 (seven years ago)

big boy b4st4ni has previous

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 14:23 (seven years ago)

For this quiet day, why not try The Social Review giving Chris Leslie a thorough kicking?

https://www.thesocialreview.co.uk/2019/02/18/the-very-real-limits-of-chris-leslies-non-ideological-ideology/

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 14:52 (seven years ago)

Aaron Bastani did

Anyone who is not themselves a dick?

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:03 (seven years ago)

well this is the issue isn't it

mark s, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:08 (seven years ago)

what if politics but no dicks

mark s, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:09 (seven years ago)

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02846/commons_2846175b.jpg

calzino, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:17 (seven years ago)

politics of the penis, my new one-man show, coming to the edinburgh fringe this summer

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:21 (seven years ago)

ew

mark s, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:30 (seven years ago)

why do u hate art

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:30 (seven years ago)

The Indie Pendulous Group

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 15:54 (seven years ago)

govt moving to revoke shamima begum's citizenship apparently

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:51 (seven years ago)

Disgusting government. They’ll probably lose the decision.

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:58 (seven years ago)

you mean Unelected Judges will use Perverse Human Rights Laws to overturn Javid's Brave Act ?

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:59 (seven years ago)

I meant the Enemies of the People, yeah.

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:00 (seven years ago)

Jfc that is a fucking disgrace if true

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:26 (seven years ago)

govt moving to revoke shamima begum's citizenship apparently

― ||||||||, Tuesday, February 19, 2019 11:51 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

considering it would leave begum stateless it seems like surely that's no legal?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:26 (seven years ago)

(in canada you can have your citizenship revoked for involvement in terrorism but it only affects dual citizens)

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:27 (seven years ago)

“Please find enclosed papers that relate to a decision taken by the home secretary, to deprive your daughter, Shamima Begum, of her British citizenship,” the letter read, according to the programme.

“In light of the circumstances of your daughter, the notice of the home secretary’s decision has been served of file today (19 February), and the order removing her British citizenship has subsequently been made.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/19/isis-briton-shamima-begum-to-have-uk-citizenship-revoked

it's fine - I'm sure there are no security implications for us letting a bunch of IS fighters wander about around the syria-lebanon border while stateless

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:30 (seven years ago)

Jim, I'm sure I read yesterday that they may be able to do it because her mum has Bangladeshi citizenship, or that was at least one of the lines that would be tried.

michaellambert, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:47 (seven years ago)

Jim, I'm sure I read yesterday that they may be able to do it because her mum has Bangladeshi citizenship, or that was at least one of the lines that would be tried.

― michaellambert, Tuesday, February 19, 2019 12:47 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

creates a real 2 tier level of citizenship. "you're a bit foreigny so we can take your citizenship away because you did bad things"

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:50 (seven years ago)

Yep & provides red meat to every racist in the country. Unfortunately the UK deciding human rights don’t apply to certain groups of people isn’t anything new - see internment, Guantanamo Bay...

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:00 (seven years ago)

Windrush

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:07 (seven years ago)

Extraordinary rendition.

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:09 (seven years ago)

this is so shortsighted too

there’s a whole bunch of other IS repatriation cases in the pipeline - I don’t want a bunch of connected, stateless IS fighters milling about the middle east. how can that be good for UK security ? I mean it’s not syria or its neighbours are in a position to try and detain them

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)

looking forward to a definitive ruling on what actions by UK citizens abroad lead to loss of citizenship

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:20 (seven years ago)

Is Gary Glitter still a citizen?

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:21 (seven years ago)

Javid would revoke his own UK citizenship before Gary Glitter's.

calzino, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:28 (seven years ago)

another labour resignation

chicken coup mk II in full flow

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:20 (seven years ago)

Who?

suzy, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:26 (seven years ago)

I'm not sure if there's a legal basis for detaining them upon return to the UK but the potential intelligence value is surely pretty big?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:27 (seven years ago)

labour right trying to burn down their party; tory right trying to burn down the country; and both have support in large swathes of the press. truly blessed to live in the greatest rainy fascist island

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:27 (seven years ago)

Xp Joan Ryan, Enfield North.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:28 (seven years ago)

Who?
― suzy, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:26 (fifty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't even remember. joan someone?

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:28 (seven years ago)

How many MPs have to resign before it becomes a major problem?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:34 (seven years ago)

this many? idk, waiting for the tankie line

obviously 'antisemitism' is largely a jumped-up pretext at this point (despite some real actual problems which could be dealt with like adults by all concerned) and these people are all indulging some sort of one nation tory fantasy that will - they hope - result in coalition with the conservatives at some stage. they must be trounced

imago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:41 (seven years ago)

nick watt reporting on news night that woke soubz, wollaston and allen might jump to split club seven eight tomorrow

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:47 (seven years ago)

would be genuinely surprised if any tory actually follows through with a threat to leave the party

imago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:51 (seven years ago)

agreed

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:52 (seven years ago)

unless it's to go further right, i.e. carswell

imago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:52 (seven years ago)

otm

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:01 (seven years ago)

I'm sorry I just can't picture Anna Soubry in the same party as Mike Gapes.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:02 (seven years ago)

That really is the thing. You have to represent something that’s not just, idk, anti-Corbyn.

Also:

RT 🔒: Joan Ryan is a racist who criticised Jeremy Corbyn for visiting a Palestinian refugee camp in Jordan on the basis that if - as Corbyn advocates - these refugees were granted a right to return, Israel would no longer be ethnically pure. https://t.co/oBDb0PaJiV

— ciarán (@schmrn) February 19, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:05 (seven years ago)

The gapes party is a very broad church

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:05 (seven years ago)

Broad and lactose-tolerant.

gyac, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:06 (seven years ago)

Why is it funny to post pictures of milk to Mike Gapes? I only know it as an alt-right threat, but that doesn't really work in this context.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:17 (seven years ago)

looking forward to a definitive ruling on what actions by UK citizens abroad lead to loss of citizenship

The definitive ruling will be that none of them do as it is transparently illegal, as Javid well knows. He gets to look like a hardman and whinge about the courts in a few months so it’s a win-win for him though.

Xp,

Gapes has a weird milk obsession and made a long speech in parliament once about how awful it is that milk from the north of England and milk from the south of England gets mixed before reaching the consumer iirc.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:20 (seven years ago)


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