"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

There's a proper low bar for defecting politicians rushing out a new site and holding press-co's and making racist remarks on day one etc, but these magnificent seven are absolutely burying it.

Rip

I'm proud to have donated and offered my support to these brave MPs. https://t.co/9TbJOlfB6x

— Eddie Marsan (@eddiemarsan) February 18, 2019

we just need rachel riley to weigh in and my bingo card will be full

Who da fuq is Eddie marsan

Actor, apparently. One of those ppl like Frances Barber that are on some BBC movie shit and you get to know their names.

Frank Field is retiring isn't he? (I don't even want to look it up) Woodcock is finished.

But its the likes of Ian Austin, Neil Coyle, Lisa Nandy, Wes Streeting etc. I would even include Tom Watson but he has a career. I guess being pro-Brexit would disqualify you but I don't think that covers all of these ppl.

Yes if I didn't have to go out in a bit I'd be here all night shouting why haven't all of these ppl just pissed off.

To all those calling for the 7 MPs to hold by-elections now they’ve rejected this leadership’s hijacked version of Labour, this ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/VpmwfCXlil

— Rachel Riley (@RachelRileyRR) February 18, 2019

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fturtleboysports.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F03%2Ftumblr_inline_n8m092igSC1qf3yrr.gif&f=1

so apparently lols aside today's events have increased the chances of a snap election being called - according to S Bush. Surely they wouldn't let May lead them into another one!

I just saw Watson's statement and it was good that both he and Corbyn paid more focus on Berger.

The break is too small for a snap election. Chances have increased...by 5%

*glances wearily at 'number of days since I knew what Tony Blair George Galloway thought about something' counter*

(he wants back in)

he can fuck off and so can ken

from https://www.politico.eu/article/theresa-may-sets-course-for-brexit-disaster-no-deal-withdrawal-treaty/

The minister from a major power said they were shocked to hear from a U.K. counterpart that London is apparently intent on dragging things out until March 21. At that point, May would bring a menu of three or four ideas for changing the backstop from which EU leaders would be invited to choose. If they reject all of them, she would blame EU intransigence for the ensuing chaos.

That's leadership!

It's astonishing to me that Brexit is still being played in the UK as domestic politics, a month+ away. My (French) research team had a meeting today with national research administrators showing us how no-deal Brexit will cut off all(-ish?) European research funds to UK universities immediately, and even if a deal is struck, the UK can only participate for another year in ERC funding. Surely the UK will make up for that loss of research funding...surely...sureLOLy...

It's all been a fiendish plot by Corbz to get the election he's been banging on about.

TW is friends with Berger iirc (aren’t they both members of the infamous birthday party WhatsApp group?)

I don’t think GG is getting back in with Jon Lansman on the NEC.

Gary Glitter?

G G Ailing

Couldn't be Gary Glitter, the Lib Dems are the Party For Paedos.

they didn’t want woodcock to join pmsl
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/alexwickham/30-mps-labour-independent-group?__twitter_impression=true

The fundamental divide between the Labour splitters is over the new party that will emerge, the sources said. Several MPs including Chris Leslie and ringleader Chuka Umunna hope to be at the forefront of a new “centrist” party modelled on Angela Merkel’s Christian Democratic Union and Emmanuel Macron’s En Marche.

ah yes, the centrist CDU

en shart

Excuse me "terf" is a slur. We prefer to be known as Trans Exclusionary Moderate Feminists"

— The Independent Group (@The_Indie_Group) February 18, 2019

just tinged my monitor

tinge benefritz

Oh and by the way Honda's fucking off as well.

Can't for the life of me imagine why no other Labour MPs volunteered to be cannon fodder.

Also they probably know that if you quit a party because of a man approaching his 70s at a particularly febrile and unstable period in history without a very good reason then you're an idiot. Also the right wing Labour MPs who stayed in and didn't join the SNP eventually won.

Also this:

NEW: 30 Labour MPs held talks about quitting the party in what was originally planned as a far more damaging assault on Jeremy Corbyn, but only 7 went ahead with the plan today amid chaotic disagreements over strategy, organisation and personalitieshttps://t.co/6NBClmCTme

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) February 18, 2019

SNP or SDP?

also: it's an alex wickham joint stuffed w/anonymous quotes, which is his dubious speciality a bit :|

I don't think Mike Gapes has much of an eye on the 2020's/2030's long game tbf!

mind he is *only* 66 but only looks about two decades older than that, obv not a great mushroom falafel lover!

I did indeed mean SDP not SNP.

They did well to get Luciana Berger on board so they get at least some good press, otherwise this is so obviously the Chris & Chuka show.

im watching these ppl now on c4 news they seem like oily scum are they oily scum

Whats the gameplan for these? i dont understand if there is one or not

They must assume no election is coming because they'd all lose their seats (but idk, with likes of Chukka hubris may blind him to that?)

The idea is to smoke out some others, but why now a month ahead of brexit? Are they going to vote for May's deal due to fears of no deal? The anti-brexit parties first action to vote for a brexit deal?

I understand how they got here but what do they do now?

Are any of these popular in their constituencies?

Given that one of their criticisms of Corbyn is that he's 'enabling a Tory Brexit', they are unlikely to be supporting May's deal. Other than preventing a Corbyn led Labour Party winning a General Election, I've no idea what their gameplan is.

all of these people speak like scared children

and if kgm interrupted a proper politician like that hed be eating the fucking mic

Enabling a Tory Brexit is shit but taking attention away from the government’s failings & impending crashout is infinitely shittier. Gavin Williamson must be laughing with his tarantula today.

Smith's racist comments will have pleased some of the Penistonian inbreds earlier, but her brexit stance will alienate others.

Racism for some, miniature European flags for others.

as napoleon said, never, or was it always? interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake. in any case, it is with heavy heart that i etc club etc club

I bet Chuka is secretly harbouring wet dreams of replicating Macron's walk down the Champs Elysee, or wherever it was, on winning the French Presidential Election.

Chuka thinks of himself as Obama, not Macron.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/chuka-umunnas-british-obama-wikipedia-entry-came-from-his-former-office-8569083.html

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2010/apr/19/nick-clegg-obama

lol the graun haven't deleted this from their archive out of pure embarrassment yet.

Is Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg an Obama-style hero for our times, a Churchillian leader or a popular rebel in the mould of Che Guevara? Perhaps he's just another great British underdog

I understand that the main aim is to stop a Labour government, thats been clear for years, but that doesn't answer the question of how this actually helps them. I can't really see any interest in policy of any kind, seems to be more about the leader (presumably once Corbyn is replaced anti-semitism will disappear with him and they can rejoin?)

They have a lot to lose from any upcoming election, which must be a real risk given the landscape

lol thx to the gdn's weird page furniture choices i thought the nick-clegg-is-obama piece was actually BY nick clegg

My pleasure. https://t.co/NmNwRsRzFc

— John Prescott (@johnprescott) February 18, 2019

class

I for one am extremely happy that we're back in another era of ears-to-the-door kremlinology and bullshit briefings around PLP meetings. how delightfully retro

Also they probably know that if you quit a party because of a man approaching his 70s at a particularly febrile and unstable period in history without a very good reason then you're an idiot.

I know a few of us are counting the days and all but Corbyn has shown pretty good durability so far. Besides there is a high chance of the next leader coming from the left which would mean reduced career opportunities for these MPs deciding to stay and I wouldn't say that the people who stay are going to win, history doesn't automatically repeat itself and the conditions for what they might call a win just aren't there.