"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

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they say they're not a political party but a company established to support independent MPs, don't have to abide by rules on funding parties but will do so, but also that they only "may" name those making a donation of £7500 or more https://t.co/mnU9unC7q2

— Dan Howdon (@danielhowdon) February 18, 2019

stet, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:41 (seven years ago)

sure, sounds like just the sort of breath of fresh air this corrupted political system needs alright

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 10:43 (seven years ago)

Well, that’s not dodgy at all, is it? The PFI Group.

suzy, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:43 (seven years ago)

their website appears to have keeled over, presumably from the weight of rubberneckers desperate to clown them online politically homeless people desperate to set the controls for the heart of the centrism

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 10:46 (seven years ago)

"Look,..."

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 February 2019 10:47 (seven years ago)

forgive my ignorance but what is stopping these ppl joining the lib dems

imago, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:51 (seven years ago)

Nope.

Yes. I will always feel the party let her down over anti semitism. She also put a lot of work into things like mental health - apart from the water industry, can you name a single thing any of the rest stood or campaigned for apart from opposing Corbyn?

Also, she’s related to Manny Shinwell, who famously crossed the floor to smack a Tory in the face after said Tory heckled him to “go back to Poland”.

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:51 (seven years ago)

xp plausible deniability

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:52 (seven years ago)

They've actually called themselves "The Independent Group" ffs

Neil S, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:54 (seven years ago)

That’s like a name you come up with and (usually) discard after a few minutes’ thinking.

But really, the thing about the west is awfully dog whistley no?

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:56 (seven years ago)

some political consultant pocketed six figures for coming up with that name, nice work if you can get it

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 10:57 (seven years ago)

Gapes: I did stay and I did fight. I've been fighting battles on Twitter and elsewhere... there comes a point where you have to recognise that this is not the Labour Party you were in, it's changed. And at all levels #LabourSplit

— Simple Politics (@easypoliticsUK) February 18, 2019

I don’t think people sending him pictures of milk counts as “fighting battles”.

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:57 (seven years ago)

xp

https://i.redd.it/zqbeg8w3bgzz.jpg

Zapp Brannigan OTM

Neil S, Monday, 18 February 2019 10:58 (seven years ago)

But really, the thing about the west is awfully dog whistley no?

i read it as taking the (again strawmanny) stance that actually not everything bad that's happened in the world is the result of capitalism therefore every criticism from the left can be discounted entirely, more than a straight-up racist dogwhistle, but hey i suspect these guys wouldn't be averse to taking votes from those who are that way inclinced

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:00 (seven years ago)

IT'S A BEIGE ALERT

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:00 (seven years ago)

Chris Leslie says, to people who say “nothing ever changes”, “if you don’t try, you’ll never know”. Umunna adds: “You can’t change the status quo if you rejoin it... We are saying there needs to be a new offer and a new alternative.”

what does it feel like to be so utterly lacking in self-awareness, i wonder

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:02 (seven years ago)

“Left wing intellectuals” is it?

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:04 (seven years ago)

Fucking fruit juice drinkers

gray say nah to me (wins), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:06 (seven years ago)

I like Luciana Berger and the anti-Semitism aspect of this makes me squirm tbh. The rest of them can gtf tho.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:06 (seven years ago)

RIP Rick Parfitt

Neil S, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:08 (seven years ago)

They have yet to name a substantial policy they support, and they haven’t ruled out voting with the Tories. This is a masterclass in the vacuous non-politics of the bureaucratic centre. https://t.co/QG17KdsrBc

— Eleanor Penny (@eleanorkpenny) February 18, 2019

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:10 (seven years ago)

forgive my ignorance but what is stopping these ppl joining the lib dems

Lib Dems also want to know!

The #LabourSplit is the clearest sign yet that Labour and also the Tories are broken. Lib Dems stand ready to work to address the issues both parties choose to ignore, starting with stopping the #BrexitChaos
Britain deserves better from this opposition and from this Government

— Tom Brake MP (@thomasbrake) February 18, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:12 (seven years ago)

Statement and 'statement of values':

Here is The Independent's Group's breakaway statement: pic.twitter.com/BjBXti962r

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) February 18, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:12 (seven years ago)

so

is this bad or good

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:13 (seven years ago)

Also obviously there's more 'Independent' MPs than Lib Dems

(also also they're not a party cool cool can Jared O'Mara get some consultancy, so?)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:15 (seven years ago)

xp it is stupid, but it shows promising signs of being hilarious.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:15 (seven years ago)

i've tried to read that statement of values a couple of times now and my eyes just keep slipping off the words

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:15 (seven years ago)

We believe that policies are a tool of the hard left and the hard right. we reject both of these ideologies.

— The Independent Group (@The_Indie_Group) February 18, 2019

(in response to Eleanor Penny)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:16 (seven years ago)

twitter trolls have been playing a great game recently between the turning point uk disaster and this

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:17 (seven years ago)

is this bad or good

If there's anything I've learned from my time on ILX, it's that centrism is always bad, no matter the circumstances.

pomenitul, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:19 (seven years ago)

Ah don't be like that pom, there's loads of great centrist ideas like

CDU next Tuesday (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:21 (seven years ago)

I for one am happy that more people will know that Mike Gapes is a person and not a sentence.

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:22 (seven years ago)

aiui from the pre-announcement chatter, they've taken advice from a Washington firm to specifically avoid having any policies. It's absolutely intentional.

ShariVari, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:24 (seven years ago)

Angela Smith thing about the working class being let down by left wing intellectuals sounds like something Tommy Laxley-Rosbif might say - well, they are both Remainers who want a 2nd referendum, er...

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:25 (seven years ago)

They have no policies and no leader, it’s difficult to advocate for the centre when they are deliberately not setting out a stall (apart from standing up for “the west” and cultivating friendly relationships with business).

gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:27 (seven years ago)

oh right, so it's like a terrorist cell but without the clear ideological focus of an isis or an al quaeda

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)

*glances wearily at 'number of days since I knew what Tony Blair thought about something' counter*

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)

Yes. I will always feel the party let her down over anti semitism. She also put a lot of work into things like mental health - apart from the water industry, can you name a single thing any of the rest stood or campaigned for apart from opposing Corbyn?

Also, she’s related to Manny Shinwell, who famously crossed the floor to smack a Tory in the face after said Tory heckled him to “go back to Poland”.

― gyac, Monday, 18 February 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agree she didn't get the support - although I would respect her more if she had stood down over this single issue on her own (or others who felt like this) instead of standing around with the likes of Mike Gapes.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)

is the independent group going to try and utilize the large number of anti-Corbyn/pro-FBPE celebs? It seems like the mk 1 SDP did quite a lot of this kind of thing:

https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Richard-Attenborough-SDP-support-1983-PA-4473484-1024x682.jpg

Shirley Williams with Simon Cadell, Robert Powell, Steve Race, Barry Cryer, Denis Quilley, Sir Richard Attenborough and Bamber Gascoigne

soref, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:32 (seven years ago)

i am giving chuka umunna 8 days to hold free and fair elections in streatham or i will recognise the chair of the CLP as interim MP #Laboursplit

— Gordon Maloney (@gordonmaloney) February 18, 2019

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:33 (seven years ago)

I’m sure Rowling will weigh in at some point.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:33 (seven years ago)

If all they ever achieve is to persuade Eddie Izzard to quit the Labour Party then they will have done a great thing. Fingers crossed.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:38 (seven years ago)

'cho chang was trans! also i support chuka umunna in his fight against creeping stalinism in the labour party' xp

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:38 (seven years ago)

Berger is transparently there so that news can say "have left over concerns about Jeremy Corbyn and anti-semitism", but that's how things work, and the Labour Party have passed quite a few off-ramps on this road.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:39 (seven years ago)

who is gordon maloney? CLP secretary ?

||||||||, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:40 (seven years ago)

or is he some random doing a venezuela but

||||||||, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:41 (seven years ago)

It is literally only 2 weeks since Streatham Labour narrowly voted in a particularly vicious fight, to change from a GC model to an AMM model for selecting our MP candidates. So this does seem a bit of a "you can't deselect me, I quit!" move on Chuka's part.

Einstürzende NEU!bauten (Branwell with an N), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:42 (seven years ago)

Chuka Umunna also defected from UK garage for "soulful house", when the MCs started to get involved, and that is all you need to know about him imho

— Dan Hancox (@danhancox) February 18, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 February 2019 11:44 (seven years ago)

didn't Chuka once complain about vile w/c scum ruining some club he went to ?

calzino, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:48 (seven years ago)

Labour sources saying the seven should fight by-elections but softer words from Corbyn for @lucianaberger who has suffered horrific anti-Semitic abuse: “I'm saddened Luciana has resigned from the Party. I would like to thank her for her campaigning on mental health in particular”

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) February 18, 2019

xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 February 2019 11:52 (seven years ago)


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