batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

Not a cartoon, but undoubtedly batshit:

https://i.redd.it/96czfyjp8og21.jpg

that pretty sums it up

much

Grrr going full dddees
https://i.imgur.com/wJvlSiU.jpg

why is autism in quotes?

because question everything

it's shit that BIG PHARMA invents to sell more drugs?

because the memphis belle used quote marks on its artwork.

i'll give him credit: turning "DFA" into "FDA" is clever.

Another lovely site: http://tomstiglich.com

pic.twitter.com/DGbGl7QCiO

— Cursed Boomer Images (@WeWuzBoomers) March 1, 2019

The feels!

https://i.redd.it/rihkrt2x6jl21.png

So, poor old US of A is getting trampled by the EU, the UN, California, and... Reddit? Huh?

I think it's the reddit logo on a Mexican flag?

honestly your guess is as good as mine as to why

I figured it was just that it's an "alien."

the picture is from reddit/the_donald so they may have changed it or maybe it refers to something on reddit, is reddit owned by a Mexican company or something?

ffs ppl, given the care to painting in folds and light sources in the other flags, the artist would surely have painted in the reddit alien if it was in the original, instead of quickly photoshopping it over the top once they were done spending days painting the rest of it

google for "mexican flag trump painting"

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2019/03/06/provo-political-painter/

also, pixels

oh well, anyway, there it is, a thing from 2019

original for the record

https://66.media.tumblr.com/55561fd3d080169ffcd14cb8faab8034/tumblr_pnyxuyO2ph1rr5t33o1_1280.jpg

Aww, Trump dropped his dolly

Conservatism means being furious, scared, and horny all at the same time pic.twitter.com/4ozTbtPphI

— Ryan Boyd (@ryanaboyd) March 14, 2019

wow

Appropriate username here, ulysses

enjoying the way open leftism so rapidly restores to the "we're the new counterculture! do what you feel!" right of 2016 its proper burden of trying to get u off on anality. look away, they want u to be FRREE

huh?

AOC is cool, so opposing her is uncool - people used to make the same point about Beto O'Rourke, but have, er, stopped.

trying to get u off on anality.

hawt

He gave Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Tulsi Gabbard enormous angel's wings. Some bearded guy in a checked shirt (with very strange hands) is shackled to the USA. But the USA is securely founded upon Millennials. It all makes perfect sense!

He also continues to give AOC darker skin

If you're not as pale as a female Fox News anchor, you're black.

p much

Strange that he selects the three darkest-skinned female candidates rather than the three most socialist ones

It's OK because he gave AOC clothing made of leaves and shells to highlight her primitive status.

shouldn't trump be tied up because he wants to hear the song? or is mr. millennials the real leader?

damn, owned

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202019-03-16%20at%201.20.33%20PM_zpsipwrwlps.png

This is a fun game.

Aiding people = good, AIDS = bad
Pain = bad, pain au chocolat = good
Existence = good, existential crises = bad

Garrison thinks he understands brexit

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/brexit_farage_may-1024x769.jpg

i cannot fucking parse that at all

May is basically Damien Hirst in disguise?

The blurb with it, um, explains? Not sure that's the word.

Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May claims she’s on the side of the public when it comes to Brexit, but other than her tennis match with Parliament, nothing ever seems to happen.

Her unacceptable ‘deal’ to leave the EU continues to be rejected. Why can’t Britain just leave with no deal? The globalists claim it would be economically disastrous. Maybe, for them.

The pro-Brexit Nigel Farage is disgusted that May rules out leaving the EU without a deal. He called the Prime Minister’s performance “appalling and pathetic.”

It has been nearly three years since Brexit was passed by British citizens, but little progress has been made on actually exiting. British citizens have for too long experienced taxation without representation. They have become slaves to the dictates of gray bureaucrats in the globalist de facto capitol, Brussels. Ignoring the millions of voters who want Brexit is courting danger—maybe even a revolution.

Think France.

It’s time for Britain to ‘walk away’ from the EU. Instead, they’re walking into another variation of the EU cage by means of trickery and delay tactics.

It’s time for May to resign.

makes u think

"I drew a political cartoon, here's a paragraph that explains it"

like what's that lock actually locking

Credit to garrison for simulating the effect of encountering a 19th c. political cartoon and wondering what the fuck it's trying to express.

'walk away'

The UK is a lion because it's a constitutional monarchy and lions rule the jungle, you see. Faceless, globalist EU scum have caged it, you see, and Nigel Farage is the only British politician who understands its plight, you see, but he's prevented from unleashing the noble lion by Theresa May, you see, who is in fact a treacherous illusionist and lion tamer, in league with the, er, enemies of the natural order of things, you see, and that's why she refuses to open the lock, even though it's on her side, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's all quite tragic.

The lock is notably not locking anything to anything else, but such are the travails of art.

I get it now, Garrison is in fact nimbly riffing on these lines from The Waste Land:

We think of the key, each in his prison,
Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison.