"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

They've replaced Strongbow with Magners in my local and the wounds are still raw

white lightning or gtfo, go big or go home imo

White Lightening is the real tramp-juice!

I'm sure they do White Lightning on draught in Scotland so

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/427834847675961344/MhyAfgZT_400x400.jpeg

xxxxp I've heard some good things about Olivers ciders from thereabouts, but I've heard them from Modern Ale enthusiasts, so I'm inclined to disregard.

xxxp I was going to suggests one of those options is not generally available to WL connoisseurs, but one homeless 'joke' per day I think.

real heads know it's all about your White Lightning/MD 20-20 snakebite

Some heads on those heads

Strongbow is still 5.0 % abv, in recent times lots of lagers have been reduced to 4.5-4.8 and if they think I'm not onto their game - they are wrong!

White Lightning was discontinued in 2009. Also Strongbow is made by Bulmers, the apples are grown behind my dad's house, I am fiercely loyal to this particular shitty brand of pisswater.

press trying to go hard on portraying starmer and corbyn as at loggerheads is it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzSrJoGXcAAgQ7K.jpg

live from my local park the other day, the spirit of White Lightning lives on..

starmers owned by corbow

I'm a Tyrell's man myself. Are they considered posh crisps? (they can fuck off with the b/w *this is gud ole ingerland #votebrexit* photos on the cover tho)

those Itsu seaweed thins are expensive and very nice + moreish, and are the closest I get to posh crisps.

I've mentioned before that my dad used to make snakebite out of Tennents Super & Ice Dragon (dunno if they still make this but it was a white cider for people who thought White Lightning was a bit posh, like Ace I guess). he doesn't drink as much these days after being on Warfarin for DVT then getting throat cancer

calzino otm re Seabrooks S&V

when I said Walkers were the worst crisps I had admittedly forgotten about Brannigans

When I first stopped smoking and months had passed, it was while eating some Seabrooks S+V where I had my first "oh it's true what they say about your sense of taste returning" taste-bud re-awakening.

Dropping out of long-term lurk mode just to say that cheese and onion Seabrooks are the best crisps.

Roger Scruton has revealed his Building Better, Building Beautiful commissioners – none of whom are architects https://t.co/3Fx2pAp2vf

— Architects’ Journal (@ArchitectsJrnal) February 13, 2019

i don't know enough about architecture to know if this will be the next seabourne type scandal, but Mr Scrotum seems quite bullet-proof so far.

that cannot be the case since cheese and onion crisps are an abomination created by Satan himself xp

those Itsu seaweed thins are expensive and very nice + moreish, and are the closest I get to posh crisps.

their 'raw chocolate pie' is also expensive and i don't even really know what it is but if you want your mind blown i suggest getting one.

it's just beans in flour isn't

beans in flour is the kind of rare delicacy men will kill each other to sample in post-brexit Britain

Is that some kind of euphemism for testicle?

testicles are the kind of rare delicacy men will kill each other to sample in post-brexit Britain

ah... a spoonful of mouldering corn flour mixed into out of date baked beans.. those were the days my (soon to be eaten) friend.

they’re coming back!

in the event of reunification 26 county tayto becomes 32 county tayto and bulmers stays bulmers the lads can march wherever they like on 12th as a concession but these are red lines

They can march where they like but will they like where they march?

Also, what will the new monstrous Tayto-man look like?

The best British crisps are the Co-Op salt and vinegar ones.

DoT sounding pretty confident about the 29 March.

Driving your own vehicle or hiring one in the EU? From 29 March you will need new documentation. Check the new requirements: https://t.co/GiBkOoa4tP #PrepareforEUExit #Brexit pic.twitter.com/cCmrC4sjt6

— Dept for Transport (@transportgovuk) February 1, 2019

Also lol at ex-pats (maybe) having to take a driving test in the event of no deal.

If you are a UK licence holder living in the EU or EEA you should exchange your UK driving licence for a local EU driving licence before 29 March 2019. From that date, in the event that there is no EU Exit deal, you may have to pass a driving test in the EU country you live in to be able to carry on driving there.

the best cider is mcivors plum and ginger i am disinclined to discover its ethnicity

From Armagh, so it is.

From 29 March 2019, in the event that there is no EU Exit deal, UK residents involved in a road traffic accident in an EU or EEA country should not expect to be able to make a claim in respect of that accident via a UK-based Claims Representative or the UK Motor Insurers’ Bureau (MIB).

"making our own laws"

so much for my disinclination

god i was a happy mon once

Meanwhile, in Haringey Council:
https://www.insidehousing.co.uk/news/news/haringey-council-to-invest-1bn-in-housing-over-five-years-60150

Haringey Council’s cabinet is tonight expected to approve budget proposals that include £247.5m of capital spending on new housing up to the end of 2023/24, plus £433m on buying new homes for the HRA.

It will also pump £285.3m into its existing stock and loan a new housing company £37m over that period, bringing the total investment to more than £1bn.

An officer’s report to be considered by councillors later said the government’s action to remove the HRA borrowing cap in October “will support us in fulfilling our commitment to deliver at least 1,000 new council homes at council rents by 2022 and build our own housing on our own land”.

This seems...good? Obviously will have to see how it works out in reality.

Really, really pissed off with @TheNewEuropean for this. The Migration Watch paper pulled some figures out of Lord Green's arse so as to whip up hatred against immigrants, and they're using it uncritically as a tool against Brexit. https://t.co/kMPWcsO1LN

— Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere) February 13, 2019

The New European continue to be cunts. The last time I thought of Migration Watch, it was in relation to that overtly fash report they put out that described British born children with at least one immigrant parent as “hidden immigrants”, so it’s very cool and normal that alleged progressives are using their research. And yet another reminder to never, ever, ever give these people any ground or platform. They seldom stop where they start.

xp maybe it’s south armaaaagh

the declan rice move is a serious misstep at this delicate stage imo we'll have to take free derry in any new deal just for that

Derry and Down for milk and butter. Throw in Tyrone for beef.

what the hell are manchester council up to fining homeless people ?

Also sorry to go on like this, but these revisionists will kill us all.

Sophia Deboick looks back at the year 2012 - a high point for a self-confident and outward-looking United Kingdom. https://t.co/MCYDGqe3Bz

— The New European (@TheNewEuropean) February 13, 2019

Like later that year George Osborne got booed at the Paralympics for his government’s policies towards disabled people! Workfare was introduced! Jeremy Hunt was moved to Health! Aargh I hate these fuckers so much!

No jingoism in the Olympics opening ceremony, truly it was a prelapsarian age

for now, Britain had the luxury of exploring its identity through celebration rather than adversity

yes, that glorious year. 2012. truly britain before the fall.

the government is really shitting the bed here huh?

here, there, everywhere

https://puckbuddys.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/shining-all-work-and-no-play-makes-jack-a-dull-boy.jpg?w=500

Hopefully a few Bufton Tuftons might have had cardiacs on hearing about this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47233605

In response to Mr McDonnell's comments, Labour MP Ian Austin posted a picture of the wartime leader on social media.

He tweeted: "Look who takes pride of place on my mantelpiece in Dudley: a real British hero, the greatest ever Briton, the man who motivated Britain to defeat the Nazis and fight not just for our liberty but the world's freedom."

What is this arsehole doing in the Labour Party?

Churchill's grandson calls McDonnell "poundshop Lenin" in pathetically weak retort from ugly tory basdard shocker.

Ian Austin who was dismissed as "hepatitis" on a Tory election pamphlet - stopped clock etc.

when I said Walkers were the worst crisps I had admittedly forgotten about Brannigans

Woah, this is just completely wrong. Ham and pickle Brannigans are maybe the best crisps. Don't know if I can eat them these days, but I don't see them very often anyway.