"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

did youse see the state of that Adonis tweet that hedges was ripping this morning? Jesus fucking wept!

It is simply untrue to say that London gets ‘too much’ infrastructure or other public spending relative to the rest of the UK. Without London, the capital of Europe until Brexit, Britain would be a desperately poor country unable to maintain today’s public services https://t.co/J7FXdtTDhN

— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) February 12, 2019

obv this cunt has never sat on creaking pacer train between Batley and Leeds!

have come to the conclusion that all crisps are evil & bad in recent years.

It's not that I don't recognise London's economic contribution, it's that I don't give a shit

I always feel worse after eating crisps, whereas some food - even snacks, sort of make me feel better. anyway as a f/t pisshead there is only so much poison I can put into my ageing/dying husk!

I disagree

thanking u to nashwan for this twist

Andrew Adonis can fuck off to Europe after Brexit, if he loves it so much amirite?

Adonis is the ultimate Leave campaigner. Farage should send him a crimbo card. He's The Western Wind in the famous Aesop fable.

i buy posh crisps and smash them up with a pestle & mortar to sprinkle into my prizewinning home-made comedy marmalade

when the resultant mould is good and cultured i scrape it off and serve as a "foam"

You know when Blair said that politicians were experts in their field who should be obeyed by their lessers, do you think he was talking about the MP who wondered whether the Irish fancied being reoccupied?

jesus lads

Adonis really does appear to lack even a basic sense of self-awareness.

entirely serious question: in the event of Irish reunification, what happens with Nordie Tayto and Free State Tayto?

I've seen too many bbc programmes where they have some token person on to ask "what's the view from outside the westminster bubble?" so adonis' honest disinterest is refreshing

Wasn’t Adonis doing a speaking tour of lower-league football grounds and Working Men’s Clubs last year; or did I imagine it?

I did not:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/an-evening-with-andrew-adonis-tickets-51518365819#

That must have been fun.

I hope he brought his washboard and comb.

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/why-we-need-a-corbyn-labour-government-meeting-with-chris-williamson-mp-tickets-55447946300?aff=erelexpmlt

Fucking hell who goes to these things?

Maybe the pie and peas supper is good

lot to unpack here since and im about to get on a flight

gyacs boosting of king is a grand position to take but wouldnt necessarily agree that its above 26c tayto

planter tayto i havent tried. i hadnt known that pub tayto was a thing unless its just tayto in a pub

keoghs and the likes are tbh good

english crisps are pretty rotten but walkers posh ones like roast chicken flavour can surprise you

in the event of reunification 26 county tayto becomes 32 county tayto and bulmers stays bulmers the lads can march wherever they like on 12th as a concession but these are red lines

challop: Bulmers and Magners are both horrible

(xxp) Reminds me of this exemplary nakh thread, that legend of the game

Walkers are the worst English crisps and using them against us is basically slander

neil thats fine

just yknow we'll keep our horrible you keep your horrible and we'll have no trouble

adonis made me Leave

xp fair dos ty

xp they are the worst and using them against you is prefectly valid. get your house in order

Any cider brand ending -ers is bilgewater, I thought we all knew that

I’m remain again

The irony is Andrew, if the ungrateful people of the northern provinces had not done brexit, we would currently be building them High Speeds 3 to 11 paid for by the £billions of taxes raised by hard working London remainers.

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) February 13, 2019

the best cider is mcivors plum and ginger i am disinclined to discover its ethnicity

get some fucking Strongbow down yer neck!

Not quite sure who decided that the Sun was the place to leak "lol we're going to have no trade deals", but it seems to be fertile ground:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/8414522/liam-fox-6-of-40-trade-deals/

I only drink the Dark Fruit, I am politically homeless also actually homeless

or just add ribena!

strongbow is like leaf-filtered piss gwan

Walkers and Strongbow are both fine, shaking my head at this guff

you are an acknowledged and cherished connoisseur of the low nv

walking through picturesque herefordshire my companions were aghast to discover that the idyllic orchard we happened upon was producing apples for bulmers. I rarely drink cider and perry but when I do I prefer BLACK FOX

They've replaced Strongbow with Magners in my local and the wounds are still raw

white lightning or gtfo, go big or go home imo

White Lightening is the real tramp-juice!

I'm sure they do White Lightning on draught in Scotland so

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/427834847675961344/MhyAfgZT_400x400.jpeg

xxxxp I've heard some good things about Olivers ciders from thereabouts, but I've heard them from Modern Ale enthusiasts, so I'm inclined to disregard.

xxxp I was going to suggests one of those options is not generally available to WL connoisseurs, but one homeless 'joke' per day I think.

real heads know it's all about your White Lightning/MD 20-20 snakebite

Some heads on those heads

Strongbow is still 5.0 % abv, in recent times lots of lagers have been reduced to 4.5-4.8 and if they think I'm not onto their game - they are wrong!

White Lightning was discontinued in 2009. Also Strongbow is made by Bulmers, the apples are grown behind my dad's house, I am fiercely loyal to this particular shitty brand of pisswater.