What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

god now I'm stuck with Thatcher's Miss Jean Brodie routine in my head

safe to say that at least some prominent people fell for the disinformation campaign that immediately popped up around the green new deal

Safe to say Green New Deal will be a staple of Trump's 2020 stump speech: “I really don’t like their policy of taking away your car, of taking away your airplane rights, of let’s hop a train to California, of you’re not allowed to own cows anymore," he said to cheers in El Paso.

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) February 12, 2019

hell, his own staff probably came up with the disinformation campaign

i thought her campaign are admitting that they posted the faq now, but with qualification that it was done prematurely? or is that ref to a different disinfo campaign

there was a fake version of it circulating that said men had to drink their own urine under this plan

in the actual plan, men have to drink everyone else's urine

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

Territorial pissings.

lmfao treeship

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

new board description please

If socialism means trough urinals, I'm out.

Romania had trough urinals under Ceausescu. Therefore socialism means having trough urinals. It's pure logic.

it's true, all the commies I know are always posting dank Ceausescu memes

Bravo Treeship

Albania's ultra-hardline communist dictator Hoxha dotted the countryside with concrete bomb shelters. Now that he's long gone and Albania is finally open, people often use them as toilets.

What goes around ...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Shkodër-apartmentwithbunker-2001.jpg/1920px-Shkodër-apartmentwithbunker-2001.jpg

Josh, are you across the street from me?

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM @AOC. PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION 🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/Ogv5VUnjwL

— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) February 13, 2019

not important but very charming

She's having too much fun.

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— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) February 13, 2019

here's a pretty legit flaw: she makes gross conservatives really horny

"no ice" is pretty good

That reason and logic liqueur sure is small.

I could go for a Marxarita right about now.

This is the first time in my life that I'm sad that I don't own a bar.

Late Term Abortion honestly (tasteless or no) sounds like a great name for a cocktail.

have y'all have Stalin Stale Ale? Too light even for an IPA imo

Late Term Abortion

2 oz gin
1oz lemon juice
1/2 oz grenadine
4 drops saline "tears"
egg white
dry shake ingredients for 10 seconds, then shake with ice for 10 seconds

Green New Deal

2oz mezcal
1oz green chartreuse
3/4 oz lime
2 drops absinthe
mint for garnish

Ah, for the simple pleasure of an Irish Car Bomb.

really hope AOC's old bar orders a print and frames that

Late Term Abortion - on demand.

Late Term Abortion honestly (tasteless or no) sounds like a great name for a cocktail.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 13, 2019 10:09 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only available for 20 minutes before closing.

xpost lol

only available for 20 minutes before closing.

+ all the time in december and april

again, what is up with the skin coloration on AOC here? I mean...that's not even a remote approximation.

I guess all non-European Americans are black?

That's almost Ronaldinho bottle opener-esque caricature

It's funny how Donald Trump thinks 'Let's hop a train to California' sounds bad.

To me, in London SE13, 'Let's hop a train to California' sounds impossibly romantic.

never hopped to Erith on a whim before? !

getting some flack for not sticking up for Ilhan Omar more - not sure if fair or not, not seen enough of whats been said

I often reflect on @AyannaPressley‘s words: “people closest to the pain should be closest to the power.”@IlhanMN is a Somali refugee. She has felt the ravages of war. Watching her question Trump’s envoy to VZ, who pled guilty to several Iran-Contra crimes, feels like justice. https://t.co/3mFv0lmAis

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 14, 2019

here's a pretty legit flaw: she makes gross conservatives really horny

― frogbs

lol this is also a positive though, people tend to show their hand when they're horny

yeah......hand....

I've been struck by her accent lately, or relative lack thereof, especially for a Bronx born Puerto Rican. She sounds kind of midwestern when she speaks.

Jesse Jackson weighs in

Love this:

Dr. Martin Luther King used to teach that “cowardice asks the question, is it expedient? And then expedience comes along and asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? Conscience asks the question, is it right? There comes a time when one must take the position that is neither safe nor politic nor popular, but he must do it because conscience tells him it is right.”

imagine if AOC actually had this kind of power

https://i.imgur.com/DoSvTD9.png

I am surprised they didn't go full tilt and say "thanks for the abortion!"

#Socialism Takes Capitalism Creates

insert "amazon pullout" joke.