"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

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Which is why People's Vote lot want a split so much. According to them the base of both Tory and Labour Party have lost it with only the Lib Dems being the adults in the room. Shame there is only 10 of them.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

Cable counts as 2 adults tho

Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:58 (seven years ago)

Yeah but Farron is three babies standing on each other’s shoulders.

gyac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:03 (seven years ago)

I stepped on some Cable in the park earlier, might throw them shoes out tbh.

calzino, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:06 (seven years ago)

xp Hey, please nobody ruin Vincent Adultman for me!

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:12 (seven years ago)

Guy Verhofstadt:

We cannot have an agreement with uncertainty in the UK based on majorities of six, seven, eight, nine votes in the House of Commons. Cross-party cooperation is the way forward, and I can say that we welcome also the letter that Jeremy Corbyn has written today to Mrs May to offer such a cross-party exit. It is important now that this leads to a position in the UK that has the broadest possible majority so that we can conclude this negotiation.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:08 (seven years ago)

The Lib Dems have sent an email that’s so terrible that it’s actually quite sweet. pic.twitter.com/B2xdMZldMx

— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) February 6, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:36 (seven years ago)

tick thinks milk turns frogs gay

||||||||, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:47 (seven years ago)

Can't abide Guy Verhofstadt tbh

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:52 (seven years ago)

Oh, 200,000 people supporting a people's vote. Super work.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:48 (seven years ago)

You could subtract de-industrialisation, immigration, the tabloid press, the financial crisis, Corbyn from the politics of the past decade, and still imagine a path to Brexit. Subtract "The Conservative Party", and Brexit is simply unthinkable.

— Will Davies (@davies_will) February 7, 2019

||||||||, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:54 (seven years ago)

Theresa May is unable to reach a sensible deal because it would split the Tories – and we will never vote for a bad Tory deal.

If Parliament is deadlocked, then the best outcome would be a general election. Without it, we will keep all options on the table, as agreed in our party conference motion, including the option of a public vote.

||||||||, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:58 (seven years ago)

xp. that's wrong though. you definitely could not subtract immigration and end up with brexit because it's a british nationalist nativist project

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:00 (seven years ago)

corbyn letter just arrived in my inbox. reaction to 2nd reffers shitting the bed after corbyn 5 tests letter

it is going to be one unholy shitshow when the dam fully breaks on this (on both sides)

||||||||, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:00 (seven years ago)

uh-oh:

Owen Smith says he might quit Labour over Brexit stance

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/07/owen-smith-says-he-might-quit-labour-over-brexit-stance

conrad, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)

oh no whatever will we do without steak salad and Spotify man

gyac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:37 (seven years ago)

Reading this piece on an old Scottish by-election...and Bobby Gillespie's dad:

http://www.tribunemag.co.uk/2019/01/the-govan-by-election-thirty-years-on

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:31 (seven years ago)

I remember it well, Boab's dad could barely string two sentences together.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:35 (seven years ago)

... the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:36 (seven years ago)

friend of mine sent juncker a thank you card

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:42 (seven years ago)

I remember it well, Boab's dad could barely string two sentences together.

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew you'd be the first one to comment on this btw :-)

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:47 (seven years ago)

he used to drink in my local

he’d put on a full nights worth of country on the jukey so another regular couldn’t listen to the smiths

||||||||, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:50 (seven years ago)

xxp seriously?!?! The giant card?

gyac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:06 (seven years ago)

hero imo xp

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)

yep

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:40 (seven years ago)

ffs let's not get too carried away here :p

I can remember some (Scottish?) NME hack decades ago, opening up a Boab interview with some very evocative prose about what a great political orator Boab sr was, a true inspirational w/c hero etc. Maybe he became infected by Boab's Walter Mitty tendencies or just thought it made good copy, but "Boab's dad could barely string two sentences together." deffo has the ring of truth.

calzino, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:09 (seven years ago)

Put it this way, he singlehandedly threw away a majority of 13,000 in Govan largely as a result a single TV appearance, despite his subsequent attempts to paint it as some sort of anti-Left conspiracy.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:32 (seven years ago)

That and the fact he came over as yet another Scottish Labour dullard expecting to hoover up votes simply by pinning a red rosette.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:35 (seven years ago)

thank god those days are gone :p

calzino, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:42 (seven years ago)

is there a Tom D bat-signal equiv. for every time Blobbly Gillespie is mentioned on ILX?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:59 (seven years ago)

lol

Number None, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:08 (seven years ago)

What can I do, he's even getting mentioned in UK poltics threads now, he's following me not the other way round.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:19 (seven years ago)

feel an MR James ghost story coming on.

Fizzles, Friday, 8 February 2019 06:51 (seven years ago)

'Cast your runes off, honey'

Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Friday, 8 February 2019 08:48 (seven years ago)

"Wailing Badly"

Tim, Friday, 8 February 2019 10:17 (seven years ago)

shake your tambourine and i'll come to you my lad

FernandoHierro, Friday, 8 February 2019 10:21 (seven years ago)

"There Was A Man Dwelt By A Burning Motorcycle"

Tim, Friday, 8 February 2019 10:22 (seven years ago)

Count Mani

FernandoHierro, Friday, 8 February 2019 10:29 (seven years ago)

irl lol at wailing badly

mark s, Friday, 8 February 2019 10:36 (seven years ago)

The Tractate Dimgoth

Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 February 2019 10:37 (seven years ago)

"Number 10"

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 February 2019 10:41 (seven years ago)

any further detail on sample size, questions etc of TSSA polling ?

||||||||, Friday, 8 February 2019 12:02 (seven years ago)

I've yet to see a link to, let alone screenshots/copies from that poll. Sample size 5,000, but that's about all I know.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 February 2019 12:16 (seven years ago)

Dear Leavers, Thank you. You were right to give the establishment a kicking.

If you were in control, what would you change first about life in the UK? #LetsTalk @CarolineLucas pic.twitter.com/5YRIVIGURj

— Dear Leavers (@DearLeavers) February 8, 2019

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-gerAdxpY

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)

lol at caroline lucas’ gammon safari video showing plenty of footage of her listening to people but nothing of what they actually said, presumably because most of it was ‘hang the furriners’

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:38 (seven years ago)

if the Greens enable Brexit they could lose up to 45 seats

Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:51 (seven years ago)

did we discuss the article re labour and antisemitism xyzzzz posted

||||||||, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:55 (seven years ago)

was it even on this thread

||||||||, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:55 (seven years ago)

I was nodding off to 40 mins of Labour AS coverage courtesy of PM earlier. If only they gave 5 minutes to Baroness Warsi's plea for an independent conservative party islamophobia enquiry the other day, over genuine use of p-word from members that wasn't being challenged.

calzino, Friday, 8 February 2019 19:05 (seven years ago)


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