US Politics February 2019: This is one of the great losers of all time.

But also

I reckon between a third and half of Dems rose to applaud Trump saying America would never be socialist.

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 6, 2019

grow up

Defending ppl who applaud this asshole is the grown up thing to do apparently

Ocasio-Cortez is not clapping for anything-- not even bipartisanship.

— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) February 6, 2019

Yeah, I am glad she didn't seem to join in on the fucked up USA chants. All of it was so gross.

I never get to see these things on tv. People are so fucked up.

Is RBG there with the other justices?

I wonder if there is a term for when the "wall of gammon" isn't angry or pink.

RBG was not there, only 4 justices planned to attend (a couple have never attended- its not required or customary)

Roberts, Kagan, and the Trump Twosome were the only two SCOTUS attendees.

bad for the blood pressure to attend imo

hell it's stressful just reading this!

make it end already

Roberts, Kagan, and the Trump Twosome were the only two SCOTUS attendees.

I am sincerely hoping that this means Lord Alfred has had so many sophisticated cocktails that basic math temporarily eludes him.

Roberts+ Korsuch+Beavis only count as one man.

Justice Kertis

*Gorsuch

*whatever the fuck his name is.

As usual Roth is the only Trump whisperer you really need

The stories he tells about workers gladly giving up their paychecks for his drowsy racist fantasies and the villains working against him are mostly just sounds he makes to keep himself interested; he might have noticed that they drew louder-than-usual hoots from the seething grandparents and dead-ender rubes at his rallies, but he also might not have. His lies, though, are more elemental. They are never anything more than the opposite of truth. If Trump keeps insisting that he’s not being investigated for his relationship to Russia in gratuitous and unconvincing ways, it’s not because he’s trying to leverage some advanced placement Dealpoint or exploit some hidden businessman’s trick or angle. It’s because he’s literally fucking being investigated for his relationship with Russia and because he very much wants people to think he’s not, and because that’s honestly the best he can do because his brain is an old donut bobbing around in a toilet.

Trump is so relentlessly dishonest and so plainly diminished and so sorely overmatched that, at this point, he can only be taken at his word. This isn’t to say that you should believe what he’s saying, although you surely don’t need me to tell you that. It just means that what he does, from here until whenever his helicopter leaves the White House lawn for the last time, will never be anything but what it appears to be.

Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotu pic.twitter.com/eueoUf9IBT

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 6, 2019

Did Stacey Abrams say anything outstanding?

Not really watched the response speech before or probably likely to in the future. & wondered to what extent it was a response or is it just an alternative viewpoint on the current state of the union.
Can't see Trump being able to stick close enough to a script for it to be guaranteed to be what the response could feed off.

lmao amazing

https://preview.redd.it/jsilt832ate21.jpg?width=690&auto=webp&s=472e1aae7f5766c8e4249f91f4348b30b45e7de3

otm

oh god the transcript

Transcript: pic.twitter.com/TNpQ2zHevJ

— jordan (@JordanUhl) February 5, 2019

I liked the Stacey Abrams speech, there's a transcript on Vox. How was Bernie?

handsome, charismatic, very much a leader

bwahahaha

Fox, apoplectic over its own polling showing wide public support for @AOC and @ewarren's wealth tax proposals, literally blames the fact that schools teach kids to be fair:

"The idea of fairness has been promoted in our schools for a long time." pic.twitter.com/GowAZWYWpZ

— Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) February 5, 2019

not watching but I'll cosign anything peggy says. deeply adept! sure! https://t.co/sfD5LClDyj

— Italian Alex Pareene (@pareene) February 6, 2019

'cut to the muscle'? so, uh, not that deep?

^^^ The things you say when you’re huffing Reagan’s embalming fluid during the SOTU.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 6, 2019

Friends and colleagues know me and know I would be in Washington right now unless something was up. I am home with John and we have entered a new phase. He is my love and we have been a team for nearly 40 years.

— Rep. Debbie Dingell (@RepDebDingell) February 6, 2019

I will be taking each day as it comes. We thank people for their friendship and support and ask for prayers and privacy during this difficult time.

— Rep. Debbie Dingell (@RepDebDingell) February 6, 2019

aw man

meanwhile, in virginia

NEWS: AG Mark Herring had a private meeting this morning with the legislative black caucus, Del. Lamont Bagby confirms.

Asked if Herring discussed a photo of his own, Bagby said “He’ll talk about it.”

Before he could say more, the House min ldr pulled him into a private room.

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) February 6, 2019

jfc

wtf is going on there

What if it turns out Northam's offense is the least damaging?

oh my god

AG is third in line if the governor and lt. governor both go down; not sure who would be next

why did the GOP wait til after the election to dump all this crap?

this whole thing seems profoundly manipulative

NEW: Virginia’s Democratic attorney general says he wore blackface at a college party in 1980, deepening state scandal. -AP

— Connor Ryan (@connortryan) February 6, 2019

GOP wielding Dems actual principles against themselves

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-06/ap-newsalert-virginia-s-democratic-attorney-general-says-he-wore-blackface-at-a-college-party-in-1980-deepening-state-scandal

Statement from Virginia AG Mark Herring: "In 1980, when I was a 19-year-old undergraduate in college, some friends suggested we attend a party dressed like rappers we listened to at the time, like Kurtis Blow, and perform a song. It sounds ridiculous even now writing it."

— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) February 6, 2019

the fact that this all seems so deeply calculated by the *more* racist party ... it's hard not to go into circle-the-wagons mode

these are the breaks

i would not expect UVA freshmen to be listening to kurtis blow in 1980, but i guess dave matthews hadn't been invented yet

I'm imagining the scramble to find an aide to wiki a rapper's name from 1980.

They should have just done this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0m1OZ5xGh0

uh meanwhile

Justin Fairfax said “fuck that bitch” as he tried to discredit his accuser during a private meeting Monday night, sources tell @NBCNews’ @GeoffRBennett and me.

— Jonathan Allen (@jonallendc) February 6, 2019

I suppose I've been laboring under the misapprehension that parading around in blackface was one of the easiest things in the world to avoid doing. Never realized I was such a paragon of self-control.