US Politics February 2019: This is one of the great losers of all time.

I lean toward believing the Fairfax accusation because his statement reminded me of what other liars said in similar positions.

― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

this is a good point, I think

BREAKING: President Trump has invited a boy who was bullied for his last name to the State of the Union. Jimmy Pisstape, 8, says it will be the “proudest day of his life”

— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) February 5, 2019

OF COURSE pic.twitter.com/198pXaa4UN

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) February 5, 2019

Lovely company gg keeps. also has tucker ever not looked like the prverbial dog that's been shown a card trick?

Whenever I see someone on the left appear on Fox News, I think about this old 2006 blog post that really nailed the whole dynamic. Can’t seem to recall the author’s name... pic.twitter.com/79lAAUpqXe

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2019

Ooooh, right right https://t.co/b5QQxVPcZA

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2019

good morning!

Unimpeachable self-own service right there

feel like we should poll which of those options are most applicable to glenn, could be a hotly-contested field

this meuller shit it taking way too long. this is setting up to be the biggest anticlimax in political history if nothing comes of it.

Definitely think the punchline is going to be "The Aristocrats!" at any rate.

https://www.indy100.com/article/trump-nepal-bhutan-nipple-button-india-john-walcott-cnn-white-house-8763576

Donald Trump mispronounced Bhutan and Nepal as “Button and Nipple” in a White House meeting with intelligence officials.

He then went on to incorrectly identify both as being part of India, national security correspondent John Walcott told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin.

just missed the Feb thread title

no u don't understand button and nipple are the names of my dogs, who live in india

From the Nepal to the Bhutan never satisfied - Graces Jones 2020

I heard that anecdote about nepal like thirty years ago. This stff is getting recycled

None of it https://t.co/k2SY2NnTpB

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 5, 2019

From the Nepal to the Bhutan never satisfied - Graces Jones 2020

― nashwan

kudos

ILXors turning into Rachel Maddow: extremely annoying

This is a bombshell from CNN: Saudi Arabia and the UAE have given US military equipment, including armored vehicles, to Al Qaeda-linked militias to buy their loyalty in the Yemen war https://t.co/gAamzlCiEd

— Evan Hill (@evanchill) February 5, 2019

just imagine, an unprecedented event

lol yeah who could have possibly foreseen this

Sureoly it would be better for the budget to cut out the middle man?

hey remember when al qaeda did 9/11 turns out they're pretty cool actually

It's like how Germans were bad but now they are good and our friends. It's just like that.

Al-Queda may have done some things, but we have some big deals with them coming up. Jobs!

I lol'd at "pariah caucus"
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/04/congress-house-republicans-committee-assignments-stripped-1145320

our Forever War must have a well-armed enemy xp

if the us didn't sell missiles so the saudis could blow up school buses full of kids, someone else would, so really when you say maybe the us shouldn't do that you're asking to snatch food out of the mouths of hardworking american families

Saudis did 9/11. Which iirc Trump was basically saying on the campaign trail but now something seems to have happened to change his tune. Its a mystery,..

he touched the orb iirc

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4LFSDOlfbY87Y7TmhVAAicG_GqswANr18_PHYKj5V1akINZ-b

This was pretty good:

Oh hey. Sorry for the delay. Not on twitter all the time, Congressman. This may take a while and I know how busy you must be but let's start with substance then move to process. Shall we? 1/ https://t.co/SUwGMdH43t

— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) February 4, 2019

“Sold to an ally, lost to an enemy” wtf

Everyone knew saudi arabia promotes sunni extremism.

They have a Sunni disposition.

our Forever War must have a well-armed enemy xp

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 5, 2019 4:12 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I presume this is the US take on the Taleban, just imagine the arms they'd want to buy!

The GOP is trying to make Dan Crenshaw their AOC, so it's extra sweet when he gets dunked on so easily and throughly.

The GOP trying to create their own AOC feels like when right-wingers do 'comedy'.

i forget was Dan Crenshaw on SNL a comedy appearance

No, it was a Lorne Michaels sucking up appearance.

Resurfaced video from 2007 shows Kellyanne Conway threatening to perform an abortion "with a gun." https://t.co/xNh78VPe2X

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) February 5, 2019

gee wonder if the mainstream media is gonna talk about this

A top healthcare aide to Nancy Pelosi told insurance executives why Dem leadership doesn't like Medicare for All:

"Creates winners & losers"=insurance companies would lose
"Stakeholders are against"=stakeholders like insurance companies https://t.co/dQLj2PVUdw by @ryangrim pic.twitter.com/RiZRlLb2Us

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 5, 2019

if the caucus moves to M4A, Pelosi will move with it

I think he was on a different comedy show called S&L. xps

if the caucus moves to M4A, Pelosi will move with it

sure would help if she would just support it, like the majority of the people she represents

If only the majority of the people controlled the majority of the $$$. #makesuthink

Harris will be speaking before Abrams, which is fine; Sanders will be speaking after Abrams, which is fine. Somewhere in that mix Trump will do whatever it is that he does. Can we all move on now, please? https://t.co/UmMMS5lUdY

— corey robin (@CoreyRobin) February 5, 2019

I lol'd: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/05/why-wait-state-union-when-this-robot-can-generate-speech-you/?utm_term=.84b799a40dfb

Madam Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress and my fellow Americans:

It's the large soft month, we must go forward to establishing a words and become a time we ended this heart.

I began to developing a partnerships with confidence within its means for us begin working to invest month our Secretary of Health half a billion over the next 5 years. I've been renewed and American here in espionage and science Study?

That's the United States must increase in our economy is addicts. The constant extension of college?

I also protect the unalienable sources.

Now is our unfair traffic control talks on a bipartisan Simpson-Bowles Commission I believe the best idea. What would you for directions that secured victim. The world: Freedom is at the most for our Bipartisan campaign financial security assistance should quickly to cripple our armed for modernizing our help!

We have in 6 years. Here in Americans—Democracy.

May God bless the United States of America.

Quiet thread today. We bought alcohol for the SOTU or are gonna watch Time Share on Netflix?

No force on this earth could compel me to watch the state of the union, if he calls for a pogrom I’m sure I’ll hear about it somehow

I am going to clean the kitchen floor