US Politics February 2019: This is one of the great losers of all time.

A Russian-born lobbyist who attended the controversial Trump Tower meeting in June 2016 received a series of suspicious payments totaling half a million dollars before and after the encounter.

Documents reviewed by BuzzFeed News show that Rinat Akhmetshin, a Soviet military officer turned Washington lobbyist, deposited large, round-number amounts of cash in the months preceding and following the meeting, where a Russian lawyer offered senior Trump campaign officials dirt on Hillary Clinton.

The lobbyist also received a large payment that bank investigators deemed suspicious from Denis Katsyv, whose company Prevezon Holdings was accused by the US Justice Department of laundering the proceeds of a $230 million Russian tax fraud.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emmaloop/trump-tower-meeting-russian-lobbyist-akhmetshin-suspicious-p

To visualize Trump’s natural appearance, awhile back tried matching the rest of his artificially tanned face to the natural skin color around his eyes.
cc: @GreatDismal pic.twitter.com/rzhvFFYofc

— Ron Martínez (@ronmartinez) February 4, 2019

When I went to see GG Allin in 1992, he got through maybe half a song before turning around and shitting on the floor. Seconds later, what had been a full (if small) room was an empty room, as we all turned around and sprinted for the exit. As we got to the next room (followed by flying chairs, thrown by GG) the bartender laughed at us, saying, "Where are you going? Isn't this what you wanted? Get back in there and party with him!"

This story reminds me of that one.

holy shit eliza xp

US wants to avoid pulling what may be thousands of migrant children from 'sponsor' homes to rejoin parents, saying it "could be traumatic to the children." https://t.co/F4QSj2esun

— AP West Region (@APWestRegion) February 3, 2019

Give him a lamp and the lyrics to "In Dreams" and he's set. xxp

I lean toward believing the Fairfax accusation because his statement reminded me of what other liars said in similar positions.

I'm not sure what an honest statement of innocence looks like tbh

at least he dothn't protest too much to the degree of publicizing a doctor's note about whether or not he has a mole on his dick like my child-rapist ex-mayor did

Can we step away from the virginia nonsense to focus on that horrifying AP article stevie posted?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/04/us/politics/trump-inaugural-committee-subpoena.html

"President Trump’s inaugural committee was ordered on Monday to turn over documents about its donors, finances and activities to federal prosecutors in Manhattan, according to two people familiar with their investigation into the committee’s activities."

This mueller stuff is such a tease

Whoa just looked up and realized i am in front of trump international. Gotta stop walkin and ilxing

xp Treeship that is not Mueller, it's SDNY

hock up and dispense a loogie for me

Treeship awakens to find himself in front of the Trump Bldg covered in blood w/tufts of orange hair stuck in his fingernails.

Airports around the world renamed Treesh International

It’s not illegal if you were sleepwalking

Now Thune and Collins are both issuing warnings, this is p unusual
https://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/428465-senate-gop-warns-trump-against-using-national-emergency-for-border-wall

I lean toward believing the Fairfax accusation because his statement reminded me of what other liars said in similar positions.

― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

this is a good point, I think

BREAKING: President Trump has invited a boy who was bullied for his last name to the State of the Union. Jimmy Pisstape, 8, says it will be the “proudest day of his life”

— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) February 5, 2019

OF COURSE pic.twitter.com/198pXaa4UN

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) February 5, 2019

Lovely company gg keeps. also has tucker ever not looked like the prverbial dog that's been shown a card trick?

Whenever I see someone on the left appear on Fox News, I think about this old 2006 blog post that really nailed the whole dynamic. Can’t seem to recall the author’s name... pic.twitter.com/79lAAUpqXe

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2019

Ooooh, right right https://t.co/b5QQxVPcZA

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2019

good morning!

Unimpeachable self-own service right there

feel like we should poll which of those options are most applicable to glenn, could be a hotly-contested field

this meuller shit it taking way too long. this is setting up to be the biggest anticlimax in political history if nothing comes of it.

Definitely think the punchline is going to be "The Aristocrats!" at any rate.

https://www.indy100.com/article/trump-nepal-bhutan-nipple-button-india-john-walcott-cnn-white-house-8763576

Donald Trump mispronounced Bhutan and Nepal as “Button and Nipple” in a White House meeting with intelligence officials.

He then went on to incorrectly identify both as being part of India, national security correspondent John Walcott told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin.

just missed the Feb thread title

no u don't understand button and nipple are the names of my dogs, who live in india

From the Nepal to the Bhutan never satisfied - Graces Jones 2020

I heard that anecdote about nepal like thirty years ago. This stff is getting recycled

None of it https://t.co/k2SY2NnTpB

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 5, 2019

From the Nepal to the Bhutan never satisfied - Graces Jones 2020

― nashwan

kudos

ILXors turning into Rachel Maddow: extremely annoying

This is a bombshell from CNN: Saudi Arabia and the UAE have given US military equipment, including armored vehicles, to Al Qaeda-linked militias to buy their loyalty in the Yemen war https://t.co/gAamzlCiEd

— Evan Hill (@evanchill) February 5, 2019

just imagine, an unprecedented event

lol yeah who could have possibly foreseen this

Sureoly it would be better for the budget to cut out the middle man?

hey remember when al qaeda did 9/11 turns out they're pretty cool actually

It's like how Germans were bad but now they are good and our friends. It's just like that.

Al-Queda may have done some things, but we have some big deals with them coming up. Jobs!

I lol'd at "pariah caucus"
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/04/congress-house-republicans-committee-assignments-stripped-1145320

our Forever War must have a well-armed enemy xp

if the us didn't sell missiles so the saudis could blow up school buses full of kids, someone else would, so really when you say maybe the us shouldn't do that you're asking to snatch food out of the mouths of hardworking american families

Saudis did 9/11. Which iirc Trump was basically saying on the campaign trail but now something seems to have happened to change his tune. Its a mystery,..

he touched the orb iirc

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4LFSDOlfbY87Y7TmhVAAicG_GqswANr18_PHYKj5V1akINZ-b