Twitter C/D

what does social media manager for Sunny Delight make, is it like 25k, part time gig type thing, or $80k plus bennies baller job?

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

cld also be outsourced to an agency

how does that drink make any money. i mean the whole world turned on actual orange juice 15 years ago because of the sugar content

Kind of grimly fascinated as to whether this is a genuine ploy to get attention for the brand in the worst way possible or just a disgruntled employee trying to get fired and failing, anyway yes haven't seen sunny d in 20 years

I assumed they got haxored

tweets r still up a day later

damn, that hacker is GOOD

lol

I answered my own question above: there are more astronauts now than ever

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, February 4, 2019 4:17 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cld also be outsourced to an agency

― lag∞n, Monday, February 4, 2019 4:18 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or part of an individual's larger set of responsibilities with the company. Kind of doubt it with some of these weird/ironic brand accounts, but you never know.

all the brands and blue checkmark people riffing joeks on that tweet is a good representation of how abysmal twitter culture is

i suspect a brand would have a devoted twitter person & pays them handsomely bc of the cost of PR fuck ups

there is no pattern. sometimes it's contracted out to a specialist agency. sometimes it's in-house. rarely are the people actually doing the tweeting paid well.

Yeah can't believe anyone would be paid well for tweeting for a brand (this odd mix of marketing and customer service), part of the reason I thought it was genuine.

More people still follow regular Arby's than Nihilist Arby's, but at some point this will invert.

is this website getting worse? i feel like it has

been going down hill since like 10 years ago

Getting better all the time imo

Twitter is the fusing of social media and comments sections

I don’t log in much anymore but when I do it seems like mostly a platform for reaction gifs

Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn

— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019

sure I'd be so much happier if I had a brain made of blancmange but also a desktop folder of reaction gifs and a willingness to explain a joke back at a big shop

hmm

Adam bought a durag and $40 worth of makeup: costume complete.

— jack (@jack) November 1, 2006

hmmmmmmau

ouch

I probably shouldn't have been surprised to see his name in this article, but if you're wondering what erstwhile tweeter pisspiggranddad is up to
https://splinternews.com/one-of-the-worlds-most-iconic-craft-breweries-is-unioni-1832439046

“Anchor is a San Francisco institution that used to be known for being a good job,” Brace Belden, a part-time worker in the Anchor racking room who has worked at the brewery for a year and is a member of the 8-person organizing committee, told Splinter.

nice

Sometimes being extremely dud qualifies as classic

oh my god pic.twitter.com/41cPFUqcbE

— i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) February 10, 2019

“let me tell you ladies what your lady parts are called”

A genuine followup tweet

real tweet pic.twitter.com/bnoR44VsWx

— millennial trash™ (@rosegoldgarbage) February 11, 2019

Also he lists "Certicate in editing" on his Twitter bio.

oh jesus

:-)

Oh my godddddd

one of the troll game's last great characters

This is his website, I am 99% sure he's serious

http://paul.bullen.com/

Sex
Male–Female Differences mailing list, Links

“boys have a penis, girls have a vagina it’s called a vagina”

that dude kept going for like 11 hours btw

where do mainsplainers get their water?

from a well, actually

actually it's spelled mansplainer

I appreciate the maddening pivot from the classic mansplainer touchstone of "technically correct is the best kind of correct" to "standard social use is the true correctness so your technical knowledge is incorrect in this case"

girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain"
but they do not care of, "Man's Pain"

— wint (@dril) July 17, 2016

had that in mind the entire time I was typing

Good lord jesus christ that is Art

pouring one out for 8th anniversary of the greatest tweet of all time

Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) February 12, 2012

7th even

it sucks when I like someone's twitter, but then they start posting 95% about sports. It's kind of weird how often this happens.

it's a sign, Dan. you've gotta be a sports guy now

xp this, except for posting about the 2016 or 2020 democratic primaries