Got to be an American, no?
― Oleeever St. John Yogurty (Leee), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:51 (seven years ago)
This is how an octopus changes shades and textures to blend in with its environment pic.twitter.com/xQAV6JhZy7— How Things Work (@ThingsCutInHaIf) February 9, 2019
― mark s, Saturday, 9 February 2019 16:52 (seven years ago)
cor
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 February 2019 17:08 (seven years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f34c82ea6e1d2e40593205ef6fd1a4c/tumblr_puean2iiZh1qm9k25o1_1280.jpg
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:25 (six years ago)
hello bubbeleh
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:30 (six years ago)
https://trailersfromhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sh-e1483663767465.jpg
Best movie title ever. Should be scored by Eek! A Mouse.
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 04:51 (six years ago)
If only the movie lived up to the title.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:03 (six years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MyMKSLQTE_k/UAQmCs75IJI/AAAAAAABLIM/SddZwzU8xoc/s1600/MysteriousIsland29%2B%252862%2529.jpg
The Mysterious Island (1929)
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Thursday, 11 July 2019 00:35 (six years ago)
hello im having the best day ever bc i just found out this shiny holographic octopus exists pic.twitter.com/UC9Vw0MrdP— stacie 🍵 REOPENING COMMS 7/15 (@CthulhuLel) July 7, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:58 (six years ago)
(yes, i know it's a cuttlefish; it can't help it)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (six years ago)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0BgUWLD2no/?igshid=2c6upi7w48yz
― one charm and one antiup quark (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:11 (six years ago)
Good trilobite disguise.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:17 (six years ago)
It's apparently pretending to be the venomous flatfish, see more of its impersonations here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810
― Coelacanth Green (Leee), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:41 (six years ago)
Would not mind being reincarnated as an octopus
― Bnad, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:55 (six years ago)
they are SO **cking badass it's ridiculous
― one charm and one antiup quark (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:25 (six years ago)
https://scontent.fphl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67160480_2417718071615858_2978170652789309440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQlI0ssLGizzKW_1_ohiaxMCxLl1RAzWujO6sJFPydmAgp7jQSAZVRU2fDxoNsRLAlY&_nc_ht=scontent.fphl1-1.fna&oh=435df60a3ec5b2d7af59f1fc21fa4fef&oe=5DA26C81A perfectly cromulent Criterion Collection spine # 1000.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:28 (six years ago)
Mimic Octopus/Sanders 2020
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:36 (six years ago)
Are we ready for a pride octopus?
https://youtu.be/QJcXMPJ9XN8
― William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:49 (six years ago)
you’re damn right i am
― goatsed on the sticks (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:52 (six years ago)
werktopus
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:15 (six years ago)
That's what she said.
― William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:19 (six years ago)
I apologize for besmirching this pure thread with such an obvious, poorly formed "joke."
― William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:26 (six years ago)
you're among colleagues
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:33 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8wJwERqRw
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 22:51 (six years ago)
Amazing to watch
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:53 (six years ago)
wow
― sleeve, Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:30 (six years ago)
dang
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
beautiful
― lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:44 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKCLJZbytU
https://www.sciencealert.com/watch-the-mesmerising-colour-shifts-of-a-sleeping-octopus
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 September 2019 07:55 (six years ago)
holy shit
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 08:10 (six years ago)
that show looks neat
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 15:21 (six years ago)
streamable online now: https://www.pbs.org/video/octopus-making-contact-y8dyan/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:55 (six years ago)
Hell yes.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:08 (six years ago)
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ 🐙🐙 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🐙🐙 #WorldOctopusDay 🐙🐙 ❤️ ❤️ 🐙🐙 ❤️ ❤️ 🐙🐙 ❤️ 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙— 🦑 Monsterey Boo Ascaryum 🎃 (@MontereyAq) October 8, 2019
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:47 (six years ago)
https://laughingsquid.com/octopus-trades-cup-for-shell/
― a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:49 (six years ago)
don’t mess with the octopus 👊 pic.twitter.com/ovQIa52trW— dave ❄️ 🥕 (@davemacladd) October 9, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:55 (six years ago)
APS, that is so goddamn beautiful it deserves an embed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJbdy097m0
<3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:17 (six years ago)
A handful of octopi feeding on a whale carcass 3km deep, streaming live now from the Nautilus expedition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwm3-xKyIzE
― Inherent Contempt (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 20:12 (six years ago)
https://media.nature.com/w1172/magazine-assets/d41586-019-03390-x/d41586-019-03390-x_17355168.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:59 (six years ago)
If the Residents were octopusses
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 8 November 2019 05:16 (six years ago)
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2013/10/39714.jpg?quality=45&resize=620,413
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 November 2019 08:28 (six years ago)
https://media.nature.com/w800/magazine-assets/d41586-019-03390-x/d41586-019-03390-x_17350538.jpgit's party time!
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 10 November 2019 11:25 (six years ago)
Meet the dumbo octopus 🐙 just one of the creatures revealed by the Schmidt Ocean Institute during an exploration of the dark, uncharted waters more than a mile below the surface in the Coral Sea off Australia’s east coast https://t.co/RGMbQ2poTn pic.twitter.com/YZVpgOTU93— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 26, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:32 (five years ago)
Beautiful
― jmm, Friday, 26 June 2020 16:33 (five years ago)
well well well
Well, I watched "My Octopus Teacher" on netflix: a flawed but moving documentary about a straight man who has a lifechanging erotic relationship with a female octopus. I cried, then read out loud to my friends the entirety of @amiasrinivasan's 2017 essay (https://t.co/ILun9KMlxz) pic.twitter.com/Azefm8xJjU— Sophie Lewis (@reproutopia) September 20, 2020
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:57 (five years ago)
lol, that film is dumb insofar as he befriends an octopus and then doesn’t interfere with a shark attacking it but then feels it’s appropriate to bring it food to heal and then bring his son to meet the octopus and that’s at the halfway mark of the film. narrator says “that’s when my relationship with my teacher deepened” and i peaced out. i’m as avidly pro-cephalopod as the next person but projection on that level is just gross. yes, the photography is spectacular. it’s good oceanography film porn but no, it's not erotic.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:29 (five years ago)
actually, i just read that whole tweet thread and i guess lewis is right on!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:34 (five years ago)
Some of the reactions to that fun thread..
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:01 (five years ago)
Bernie would fuck an octopus
is it possible to have a non-erotic relationship with an octopus? or, because octopuses are by nature boundary-negating (in your reading) which is the essence of eros (in your reading), does that make them inherently erotic, meaning all relationships with octopuses are erotic?— Elizabeth Bruenig (@ebruenig) September 21, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:04 (five years ago)
I have to say, I never much care to hear anything from Elizabeth Bruenig and this goes double for this.
― scampo italiano (gyac), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:09 (five years ago)