Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

like Wormtongue is still worse than Saruman

i guess perhaps, having said that wormtongue was not laundering his reputation by running an army of orcs praised for their style of war.

not to stretch the analogy too far.

something something Helm's Deep something something parked the bus

it's like having a beauty competition for over 50's male pissheads in a whetherspoons is declaring which scumbag oligarchs/politicians are on the higher moral ground imo.

feel like jose as wormtongue and man united as that old ashen-faced king lad is the only possible wormtongue/ashen-faced king lad

tbf he did sell their chief Uruk-Hai in the summer of 2017

all of this is fair from the man hierro but i can't help but feel he's going in too early. wait until it's a 9-point cushion with 5 games remaining imo

hating city is not a sign of confidence - believe me i dunno how tf i'm gonna deal with the drama for the next 3/4 months, it's already fucking excruciating.

ahem, Sanchez has been pretty good so far under Solksjaer

He's had a couple of good *moments*. In his overall play, he's been slow, sloppy and weak

He looks inferior to Lingard and he's the Premier League's highest paid player by a distance. And there's absolutely no indication he's going to get anywhere near his levels of 2-3 season ago

He's wasted out wide because he can't go past players anymore, so the only place you could really play him is in false 9 role. But he doesn't have the pressing ability to play there in Solskjaer's system. Also he seems to get in Pogba's way, generally

He's done

get rid of him by any means necessary and buy the genuine right winger the team has been crying out for for the last five years

It's just time and money down the drain

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was on the park for less than 30 minutes tonight but set up the equalizer.

I'm reaching here folks

fucks sake i take one night off abd ye break out the footy/lotr analogies

Sanchez very much the indomitable hobbit (he's short). he's weary from his quest into Mordor (the Barclay's Premier League®) and longs to go back to the Shire (Tocopilla)

just as long as danny murphy is gollu

usually my response to being asked by a supporter of a club in a higher league how good the player they've signed from us is will be 'fuck off' but i will offer calzino the heads-up on young k grant gratis: you are not going to believe how bad a footballer he is, but he is really fast

"oh well, there is always next season."

trad.

imago did say joe gomez was great and that's turning out v nicely indeed

be nice just to score lads

i like and have thus far defended llorente but hes playing like a fucking golem

oh fuck off hugo

Oh are spurs playing tonight as well

don't think i've ever seen the groundsmen only clear one half of the pitch...

imagine missing that, llorente. imagine.

what are premier league refs?

cowards, cheats and cunts

We missed you Sonny

Also: Bournemouth!

golly its like you should just run at the goal and shoot every now and again #ince

LOL Chelsea.

Never in doubt, Spurs.

yessss fernando

Arsenal gone 4th tonight without even playing thanks to Chelsea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSvzvY6VE

I have to admit that Leicester did a good job against Liverpool although they got a bit lucky with a couple of big refereeing decisions

Starting to come around to NN's assessment of Keita as more of an idea of a footballer than an actual footballer

Iranian Messi? please yessi

https://i.postimg.cc/ZnNvxFRv/F519-FC27-2523-4518-ADF4-E47-CF0-A0-B9-D5.jpg

Left to right - Sardar, NV.

i do like to rock a head scarf, it's true

did Jonathan Pearce do a Charlie Daniels 'Devil Went Down To Georgia' gag or did I imagine it?

watched the Liverpool game earlier, curious as to how generous Spurs highlights'll be

think this is sort of game that'd have spent so long pissing me off I'd be incapable of enjoying the pleasant moments when they arrived

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Time to put Lloris on the bench

Fellaini's off to China allegedly

Looks a done deal

So long, Marouane.

lol, Dyche stockpiling British players for no-deal brexit again.

gotta say, the man knows value for money

we could have picked up Che Adams for pennies when he was at Ilkeston and constantly having him watched, now he's worth £15m. FFS!!

only just saw the Adams story, too busy rolling my eyes about Crouch

even if Jonny is the only signing we make today, it's a great signing