Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

just send his brother amirite

Newcastle!

oh you useless pricks

Ole out

Well this might interfere with our Cup chances

Rats. United equaliser.

well played burnley i guess

Fuck those BNP twats

it was a shite first XI and Burnley pressed like mad

still, the Utd way and so on

<3 rafa

Sanchez is sooooo done also

how the fuck do we get rid of him though?

Gah. Fucking Newcastle. Must have gotten a boost by Tony Blair today.

Getting rid of Sanchez is easy: disband contract. It's only right. Fuck fetching some millions for that tosser.

Sanchez is sooooo done also

Looked more useful than Lukaku had been when he came on

well, I don't agree with that but I've made my feelings on Lukaku clear before

Gah. Fucking Newcastle. Must have gotten a boost by Tony Blair today.

city's owners make blair look fairly good.

they're ludicrously expensive benchwarmers at best, which is not really a sustainable situation

Christ it's nights like tonight that could make a fella into a believer

In most of the multiverse Sanchez isn't even in England, let alone at ManU. It's just the worst fit.

city's owners make blair look fairly good.

let's not go mad

lol

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lol i saw that today but my point stands

like Wormtongue is still worse than Saruman

i guess perhaps, having said that wormtongue was not laundering his reputation by running an army of orcs praised for their style of war.

not to stretch the analogy too far.

something something Helm's Deep something something parked the bus

it's like having a beauty competition for over 50's male pissheads in a whetherspoons is declaring which scumbag oligarchs/politicians are on the higher moral ground imo.

feel like jose as wormtongue and man united as that old ashen-faced king lad is the only possible wormtongue/ashen-faced king lad

tbf he did sell their chief Uruk-Hai in the summer of 2017

all of this is fair from the man hierro but i can't help but feel he's going in too early. wait until it's a 9-point cushion with 5 games remaining imo

hating city is not a sign of confidence - believe me i dunno how tf i'm gonna deal with the drama for the next 3/4 months, it's already fucking excruciating.

ahem, Sanchez has been pretty good so far under Solksjaer

He's had a couple of good *moments*. In his overall play, he's been slow, sloppy and weak

He looks inferior to Lingard and he's the Premier League's highest paid player by a distance. And there's absolutely no indication he's going to get anywhere near his levels of 2-3 season ago

He's wasted out wide because he can't go past players anymore, so the only place you could really play him is in false 9 role. But he doesn't have the pressing ability to play there in Solskjaer's system. Also he seems to get in Pogba's way, generally

He's done

get rid of him by any means necessary and buy the genuine right winger the team has been crying out for for the last five years

It's just time and money down the drain

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was on the park for less than 30 minutes tonight but set up the equalizer.

I'm reaching here folks

fucks sake i take one night off abd ye break out the footy/lotr analogies

Sanchez very much the indomitable hobbit (he's short). he's weary from his quest into Mordor (the Barclay's Premier League®) and longs to go back to the Shire (Tocopilla)

just as long as danny murphy is gollu

usually my response to being asked by a supporter of a club in a higher league how good the player they've signed from us is will be 'fuck off' but i will offer calzino the heads-up on young k grant gratis: you are not going to believe how bad a footballer he is, but he is really fast

"oh well, there is always next season."

trad.

imago did say joe gomez was great and that's turning out v nicely indeed

be nice just to score lads

i like and have thus far defended llorente but hes playing like a fucking golem

oh fuck off hugo

Oh are spurs playing tonight as well

don't think i've ever seen the groundsmen only clear one half of the pitch...

imagine missing that, llorente. imagine.

what are premier league refs?

cowards, cheats and cunts

We missed you Sonny

Also: Bournemouth!