thread for adding up the number of driver's license tests failed by ilxors

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v ethical!

“I'm the sexy gorilla and I'm going to hell“ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:27 (five years ago) link

1 - Sydney - Didnt stop at a stop sign. Just kind of gave way.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

1. Never bothered since.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

(I wasn't paying for the lessons or the test, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered)

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

... at all)

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

oh wait i can do this. took my test once. five major faults and 30 minor faults and at one point the adjudicator or whatever tf they are had to apply the passenger side brakes because i’d misjudged a gap.

never bothered since, but excitingly for all london based road users and pedestrians i am thinking of giving it another go next year.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

sorry CP :(

I have never taken a test but I have had probably well over 20x as many lessons for my 0 tests as any other human has needed per test

my last instructor did not turn up to my next scheduled lesson, contact me or answer the phone after I misjudged turning into my own road which I'd turned into every week for a billion lessons and terrified some poor mother and kid coming the other way :(

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

sorry CP
The test is the worst bit, you're kind of second-guessing a lot of stuff like that
Mr kinder is starting lessons soon eeeek

kinder, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

I see I answered this 4 years ago. My daughter has her test next week, which is making me feel very old.

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

still 7!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

you know what they say, 8th time lucky

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

wait is that good or bad

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

lol it means last time I revived this thread I'd failed 7 times. this time I have still failed 7 times. but I've had 8 tests. what do you think? :D

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

hurrah

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

congrats!!

kinder, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

:)

Fizzles, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link

Zero fails. He told me take a corner which I ignored. He was pissed off. I made a Kundera related joke so we talked about the book. Lol. I fully expected to have failed but he said:"You passed but there's room for improvement." Lol

nathom, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link


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