I mean we could sell Twitter our proprietary FP algorithm
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 17 January 2019 23:28 (five years ago) link
I can’t do this anymore— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019
:-(
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link
cant wait for the next phase of twitter marketing when all the brand go antifa
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link
Thank u Satan— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link
It’s getting really bad.
― JoeStork, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link
what does social media manager for Sunny Delight make, is it like 25k, part time gig type thing, or $80k plus bennies baller job?
― calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link
if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link
cld also be outsourced to an agency
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link
how does that drink make any money. i mean the whole world turned on actual orange juice 15 years ago because of the sugar content
― calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link
Kind of grimly fascinated as to whether this is a genuine ploy to get attention for the brand in the worst way possible or just a disgruntled employee trying to get fired and failing, anyway yes haven't seen sunny d in 20 years
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link
I assumed they got haxored
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 February 2019 23:52 (five years ago) link
tweets r still up a day later
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:41 (five years ago) link
damn, that hacker is GOOD
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:42 (five years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:43 (five years ago) link
I answered my own question above: there are more astronauts now than ever
― calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:58 (five years ago) link
if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, February 4, 2019 4:17 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkcld also be outsourced to an agency― lag∞n, Monday, February 4, 2019 4:18 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, February 4, 2019 4:17 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, February 4, 2019 4:18 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Or part of an individual's larger set of responsibilities with the company. Kind of doubt it with some of these weird/ironic brand accounts, but you never know.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 04:48 (five years ago) link
all the brands and blue checkmark people riffing joeks on that tweet is a good representation of how abysmal twitter culture is
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 05:14 (five years ago) link
i suspect a brand would have a devoted twitter person & pays them handsomely bc of the cost of PR fuck ups
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 08:59 (five years ago) link
there is no pattern. sometimes it's contracted out to a specialist agency. sometimes it's in-house. rarely are the people actually doing the tweeting paid well.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 12:16 (five years ago) link
Yeah can't believe anyone would be paid well for tweeting for a brand (this odd mix of marketing and customer service), part of the reason I thought it was genuine.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 13:03 (five years ago) link
More people still follow regular Arby's than Nihilist Arby's, but at some point this will invert.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:17 (five years ago) link
is this website getting worse? i feel like it has
― marcos, Thursday, 7 February 2019 02:20 (five years ago) link
been going down hill since like 10 years ago
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 February 2019 02:46 (five years ago) link
Getting better all the time imo
― flappy bird, Thursday, 7 February 2019 06:26 (five years ago) link
Twitter is the fusing of social media and comments sections
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 February 2019 07:45 (five years ago) link
I don’t log in much anymore but when I do it seems like mostly a platform for reaction gifs
― Clay, Thursday, 7 February 2019 08:24 (five years ago) link
Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019
― suzy, Thursday, 7 February 2019 09:34 (five years ago) link
sure I'd be so much happier if I had a brain made of blancmange but also a desktop folder of reaction gifs and a willingness to explain a joke back at a big shop
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 7 February 2019 11:17 (five years ago) link
hmm
Adam bought a durag and $40 worth of makeup: costume complete.— jack (@jack) November 1, 2006
― flappy bird, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link
hmmmmmmau
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link
ouch
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link
I probably shouldn't have been surprised to see his name in this article, but if you're wondering what erstwhile tweeter pisspiggranddad is up tohttps://splinternews.com/one-of-the-worlds-most-iconic-craft-breweries-is-unioni-1832439046
“Anchor is a San Francisco institution that used to be known for being a good job,” Brace Belden, a part-time worker in the Anchor racking room who has worked at the brewery for a year and is a member of the 8-person organizing committee, told Splinter.
― mh, Friday, 8 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
nice
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link
Sometimes being extremely dud qualifies as classic
oh my god pic.twitter.com/41cPFUqcbE— i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) February 10, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 February 2019 11:50 (five years ago) link
“let me tell you ladies what your lady parts are called”
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 February 2019 11:57 (five years ago) link
A genuine followup tweet
real tweet pic.twitter.com/bnoR44VsWx— millennial trash™ (@rosegoldgarbage) February 11, 2019
Also he lists "Certicate in editing" on his Twitter bio.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 February 2019 11:58 (five years ago) link
oh jesus
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 February 2019 12:05 (five years ago) link
:-)
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 12:07 (five years ago) link
Oh my godddddd
― kinder, Monday, 11 February 2019 12:16 (five years ago) link
one of the troll game's last great characters
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Monday, 11 February 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
This is his website, I am 99% sure he's serious
http://paul.bullen.com/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 February 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link
SexMale–Female Differences mailing list, Links
― Neil S, Monday, 11 February 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link
“boys have a penis, girls have a vagina it’s called a vagina”
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
that dude kept going for like 11 hours btw
― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link
where do mainsplainers get their water?
from a well, actually
― flopson, Monday, 11 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link
actually it's spelled mansplainer
― rob, Monday, 11 February 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link
I appreciate the maddening pivot from the classic mansplainer touchstone of "technically correct is the best kind of correct" to "standard social use is the true correctness so your technical knowledge is incorrect in this case"
― mh, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain"but they do not care of, "Man's Pain"— wint (@dril) July 17, 2016
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
had that in mind the entire time I was typing
― mh, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link
Good lord jesus christ that is Art
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link