Rolling Maleness and Masculinity Discussion Thread

rush's post was perfectly intelligible, idgi.

he's not offended by an ad that no one on this thread is offended by but also it's an ad he hasn't even seen because he doesn't watch ads and he wanted to share he doesn't know what products P&G makes and doesn't like the lounge lizards and thinks maybe that comment was offensive but maybe it was ok because he also doesn't know about how people converse on twitter. so basically a lot of words to tell us absolutely nothing. to what end?

intelligible if your expectation for communication from ppl is words that make grammatical sense but convey no information

welcome to ilx mordy, people post their thoughts here

sometimes they're not entirely connected or cogent!

please help me understand why this is upsetting

who's more foolish the fool or the fool who complains about him

I'll have you all know I bought store brand Mach 3 razors today in protest

(of Gillette's obscene prices).

I stopped shaving again

(out of sheer laziness).

I got a lot of body parts lasered because of laziness and boredom and maybe six months will go by and I will randomly look down and see like, 4 super long hairs on a shin.

boys wrestling on the grass should not necessarily be what we mean by toxic masculinity

It looked more like helicopter parenting.

I thought it was supposed to be bullying.

Helicopter bullying.

bullying is a slur

m'lady

lol good spot

bullycoptering

Mach 3 blades are way overpriced, at least we can all agree on that.

I thought everyone had moved on to the fusion?

The fusion (5 blade) was released when I started shaving and I’ve never known anything else. Still use it to clean up the neck even though I have a scruffy beard now.

I'm a Dorco man, myself.

The fusion is less toxically masculine because it’s like cobalt blue and orange and is marketed as being safer.

shaving blades are a racket and what they do should be illegal. I pay $40 for a 12-pack "refill" and feel like the dumbest man on Earth every time I do. I don't give a shit how "woke" they are.

I tried switching from Dorco down to some double-edge safety razor business, under the promise that you can buy like 100 blades for ten bucks or whatever. Sliced the shit out of myself for a couple weeks and gave up.

The Fusion is even more overpriced iirc?

Seriously though, Dorco is like $40 for a 24 pack and imo competes well against the stuff you can buy in stores.

lidl shark razor is fine

clean it with an old toothbrush

or yknow whoop for adverts

i bought a peanut once and it has worked to keep my beard kempt for over a decade if u don't require a clean shaven face i can highly recommend

Yeah, the store brand ones I bought today were $9 (CAD) for a 5-pack as opposed to the $22 they were charging for the Gillettes. Hoping I don't shred my face. 2xp

the fusion is more expensive but it's what i've always used.

https://mk0primandprepabb7sr.kinstacdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Both-Together-in-hand.jpg

well yknow are u willing to change or not

in the side by side it's definitely more playful, more glam. the mac 3 has a rubber grip handle with tire treads. this actually seems more functional but it is also repressed.

dmac 3 also fits that latter description

Any razor you like, as long as it isn’t str8

good morrow, b'ladies

I've been happy with Dorco. I did Dollar Shave Club until I realized they were just reselling Dorcos. plus go on Slickdeals there are always some Dorco coupon codes

What is dorco? I get my razors at cvs

Still the greatest Onion op-ed

https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036

Hoping I don't shred my face.

So far, so good.

intelligible if your expectation for communication from ppl is words that make grammatical sense but convey no information

― Mordy

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my grammar is okay most of the time but my mechanics are pretty weak

this is a thread about razors, i like ms. tree as much as anybody but to hell with substance

I have to object about being called ‘ms. tree.’ I’m woke enough, but come on

https://www.catspawdynamics.com/ms-tree/

The Ms. Tree Method

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogQjuc61EGU

the only feminist Gillette I'm interested in

since the question came up this is from a forbes article (that a pro-commercial slate article linked to):

As Gillette has come under increasing competition from low priced competitors such as Dollar Shave Club and Harry's, along with a resurgent Schick who is offering refill cartridges that fit Gillette razors, its market share has dropped from 70% to 50% over the past decade. Gillette has been forced to drop the price of its razors by about 15% over the past few years and is on the verge of losing master brand status.

tried to move my rider and the mother-effin' battery died. I can just jump that from a car battery right?