lol write what you know
― stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:29 (seven years ago)
― Gaseous Clay (Leee)
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:42 (seven years ago)
I am enjoying Hadrian's a lot.
― mick signals, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:34 (seven years ago)
mumsnet blvd (wins)
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:34 (seven years ago)
been rocking this one for ages hoping it makes it here but in a deemsian flourish I'm going to have to do the honours myself before retiring it forever
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:44 (seven years ago)
What does NS mean
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:37 (seven years ago)
Non-sequiter?No sex?Nuclear strike?
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:42 (seven years ago)
null set?
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:44 (seven years ago)
Nina Simone was a hologram?
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:46 (seven years ago)
Certe
― Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:59 (seven years ago)
arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara)
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 April 2019 16:05 (seven years ago)
call me cismale (Noodle Vague),
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:13 (seven years ago)
haha!
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:16 (seven years ago)
he has inspired me
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:22 (seven years ago)
Queecuck or Cuckqueg? Help me decide, my dear libtards.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:05 (seven years ago)
All humpbacks are bastards
― milkshake chuk (wins), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:25 (seven years ago)
Lot of Dickery on ilx this week
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:39 (seven years ago)
Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
I got 99 Problems... and all of them are Luftballons
― mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 16:47 (six years ago)
I got 99 problems and they're all Luftballons.— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 14, 2019
I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why do I have so many luftballons.— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 15, 2015
I got 99 problems with luftballons pic.twitter.com/NLQFxmTxpv— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) April 29, 2018
I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena!*Thinks of you and let's them go*— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015
I got 99 problems and none of them are a red luftballons— if beale street could tweet (@BesharmKutti) January 29, 2018
Some of my early rap singles"Baby Got Side""99 Problems But Luftballons Ain't One""Nuthin But A GE Thing, sponsored by General Electric"— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 18, 2016
Remember when a chicks 99 problems were luftballons.. balloons ...good times— JeN (@Jenn_x2_) September 28, 2014
I wish my 99 problems were red luftballons so I could just let them go.— Elizabeth (@Slygirl08) March 22, 2014
I don't have 99 problemsUnless you count luftballons as problemsIn which case, OK, yeah— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) August 10, 2013
I don't have 99 problems, but I've got 99 Luftballons.— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) March 13, 2013
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:54 (six years ago)
thought that'd be a sic post
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
haha I just laughed at each of those tweets but the german initial capital in Problems is what really makes it
― mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 17:27 (six years ago)
Dabei schoss man am HorizontAuf neun-und-neunzg Provolones
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 August 2019 17:53 (six years ago)
it's a fine display name. ... geez ... i feel bad reviving this thread now. ... but hey, at least no one is challenging my entertainment at "Hannah GAPDY" ... I do miss our old arguments about hipsters.
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 17:56 (six years ago)
Feel free to take retweets in the spirit of “if you like that, you’ll love these”!
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:09 (six years ago)
love retweets!
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:23 (six years ago)
Not technically retweets.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
u can search any pun/joke in twitter and they’ve all been done before by someone and it got like 2 favs
― flopson, Friday, 2 August 2019 20:58 (six years ago)
That’s categorically untrue but even so I’d submit that if you find a dozen instances, some with hundreds of likes... it’s a bit of an obvious one (which isn’t a crime!)
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
we should really have a thread for this
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 21:28 (six years ago)
I’m sure there’s a thread complaining about 99 problems jokes being played out but I don’t wanna revive a 10-year-old thread
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:32 (six years ago)
Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.)
― just another country (snoball), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
tbf that is a dad joke classic
― imago, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:10 (six years ago)
Often coupled with 'Eumenides Trousers'.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:25 (six years ago)
Indeed
― Another Fule Clickin’ In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:07 (six years ago)
Eurinides Trousers
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:16 (six years ago)
Eustainides Trousers
― Another Fule Clickin’ In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:30 (six years ago)
Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)
simply claret
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 26 August 2019 22:52 (six years ago)
Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:37 (six years ago)
theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac)
― YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
It's a wonderful world.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:01 (six years ago)
what this old thing
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
the creator has a mazda van (NickB)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:56 (six years ago)
Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Saturday, 7 December 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs)
― Legacy of Banality (cat skills), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 08:43 (six years ago)
Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch)
― ☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:45 (six years ago)
yes ^^^
― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:12 (six years ago)
wow
― We Jam von Economo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:15 (six years ago)
excellent
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:25 (six years ago)
GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague)
*honoured*
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 24 January 2020 16:39 (six years ago)