"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

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Never going to happen. What this season needs is a shock twist though...

gyac, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:56 (seven years ago)

yeah sf are never taking seats in the british parliament.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:57 (seven years ago)

Most British thing ever:
Trying to get a celebration pop-up rave going after the #BrexitVote, next to the freaking Parliament. https://t.co/B7Qfn5aqzc

— Nils Herber (@NilsHerber) January 15, 2019

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:57 (seven years ago)

i shouldn't really mock their reasons for not doing so either tbh

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/06/sinn-fein-mp-british-parliament-irish-republicans-brexit

stet, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:10 (seven years ago)

If only we could change the oath and thereby get SF to take their seats. That’s what this season needs

― stet, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:54 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh havent our govt over here been quick to remind them of it too

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:19 (seven years ago)

I government shut down would probably be a blessing in these circs

stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:19 (seven years ago)

actual lobbies are you fuckin kidding me how the fuck do you let these ppl run anything but gauntlets

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:36 (seven years ago)

parliament probably cranky from having to get up and mill around pointlessly for every vote

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:46 (seven years ago)

who are all these tories I don’t think I’ve met one

have you met one (1) democrat

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 03:16 (seven years ago)

I don’t see labour supporting a second ref until they do. it’ll be VONC me daddy from hereon out until the GE. political pressure on corbyn to support refII will be high tho

they will likely include one in their next GE manifesto - it would win votes def. likely strategy: pledge to respect referendum, renegotiate deal, and then let public have final say in ratification referendum. stitches together both parts of their coalition

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 03:29 (seven years ago)

Would it win more votes than it would lose?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 05:07 (seven years ago)

Wait you have separate /lobbies/?


Yes, an A-lobby and a https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/996/download_(3).jpg

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 07:21 (seven years ago)

Ok so i'm probably missing something here but what reason does Theresa May have to resign?

The govt wins the vote of no confidence today, yes? and the tories can't try push her out again till December, and she really does not seem like the resigning type. odds have a 2019 exit date as most likely - but thats exit date not resignation

anvil, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 07:26 (seven years ago)

She will never resign.

I was daydreaming a Nu-Corbyn government saying "We will rescind Article 50, and hold a referendum at the next election, towards which we'll work on the real and perceived reasons the UK voted to leave" - but apart from the mixed emotions you might expect that to cause in the EU - the MEP elections are also on a 5-year timeframe.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 07:34 (seven years ago)

face me cowards!

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:00 (seven years ago)

Ok so i'm probably missing something here but what reason does Theresa May have to resign?

The govt wins the vote of no confidence today, yes? and the tories can't try push her out again till December, and she really does not seem like the resigning type. odds have a 2019 exit date as most likely - but thats exit date not resignation

well the reason would be suffering the largest ever defeat in democratic parliamentary history, on the central project of her government for the last two and a half years. in theory that should be enough.

but you’re quite right it’s neither in her MO not are there any instruments to remove her assuming all the tories dutifully line up behind her today despite largest ever defeat in parliamentary etc.

the sheer hide of many in he current government that you can basically say or do what you want, that anything can happen, and no one will be held accountable or feel responsible in any way is eyewatering. i’m wary of saying it’s got worse without a meaningful data point to look at. but it seems like a hallmark of this government.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:07 (seven years ago)

Probably the worst thing that could happen to a Corbyn government would be to squeak through in an undecisive snap election and have to deliver their own version of Brexit. It would be under attack from all angles very quickly and would take up most of their resources and prevent them from being able to implement a lot of their programme. Assuming they could get it through whatever Parliament we end up with, which is doubtful unless they win a sizeable majority and that seems unlikely.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:10 (seven years ago)

well the reason would be suffering the largest ever defeat in democratic parliamentary history, on the central project of her government for the last two and a half years

but immediately followed by winning a vote of no-confidence? "i have been delivered a new mandate to continue"

May winning might be the best outcome for tories and labour alike?

anvil, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:14 (seven years ago)

the uh jonathan freedland pièce on the vote last night is uh good. if there is to be a referendum II - and we want continuity_remain to win - then it has be done in a context where people are not feeling ground down by years and years of austerity and secular stagnation

don’t understand how there can be a big push for it after the VONC loses. what would the question even be now? can’t be may’s deal v remain, can’t be remain vs no deal

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:21 (seven years ago)

VONC me daddy

Should have been the thread title.

May winning might be the best outcome for tories and labour alike?

How so?

gyac, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:22 (seven years ago)

Btw just because the Tories can’t 1922 May again until December doesn’t mean they can’t push her out other ways. You think she’s not getting furious frontbenchers on her case and pressure from the men in grey suits?

gyac, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:24 (seven years ago)

If her cabinet quit and no-one would take those jobs? But I don't think this is the way of the Tory.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:32 (seven years ago)

she’s presumably the band aid that is holding back a lot of very unsightly demon spirits

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:34 (seven years ago)

If VONC till you honk is really the Lab strategy (as BazGardz intimated last night) then why would anybody think Corbz' strategy will be any different to the present (i.e. say all options are still on the table and not commit to one). Much like everyone else in parliament, until theit preferred strategy is completely ruled out (number of those to date <1) they'll not change horses.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:37 (seven years ago)

May will undoubtedly just shake her head and explain that this makes the job all the harder, not angry but quite disappointed.

called this btw

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:41 (seven years ago)

6 hours for no confidence debate today!

Another big day in Parliament today with a full day’s debate, expected to start around 1pm on the #NoConfidenceVote tabled by @jeremycorbyn following the historic, record defeat of Theresa May’s Brexit deal. Vote at 7pm. pic.twitter.com/hgPcUoDVBE

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) January 16, 2019

I’m kind of meh over the May keeping the worse elements out - she’s governed as though she still has a majority, shut out remainers and moderates, had that awful press conference where she was visibly angry cos Tusk mocked her on Instagram...difficult to see how even one of the worse elements would act differently.

gyac, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:44 (seven years ago)

Leadsom on Today is the first time No Deal has seemed actually possible. They talk as if in denial about the scale of last night: won’t talk to JC, all red lines as red as ever, the May deal still the focus and essentially only tweaks accepted.

So now this plan to take control away from the govt and into the hands of a xbench committee seems like the best hope for a workable way forward. Will that pass muster? Seems it might.

stet, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:44 (seven years ago)

the more they talk like that, the likelier it is tory remainers will peel off behind a VONC. you’d think they wouldn’t be amplifying those messages on the day of

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:50 (seven years ago)

Having slept on it, and unlikely as it sounds, Andrea Leadsom might actually have been right last night and the direction the EU take today and going forward might determine how this plays out.

EU play hardball: realisation the structure and processes mean you can't really negotiate in a meaningful way so vote coalesces around No Deal (everyone who wants Brexit) and Revoke (everyone who doesn't, almost all floaters). Revoke wins, issue continues like a festering sore for decades to come.

EU open renegotiation: You get a Unicorn! You get a Unicorn! Everyone gets Unicorns! No move to a cross platform answer. VONC till you honk. A50 extended till July then have to decide to take up seats which EU end up staying can only be done if revoke. 2nd ref rushed through with unclear choice and No Deal happens by default because nobody wants to own a compromise solution. Issue continues like a festering sore for decades to come.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:51 (seven years ago)

Tory remainers will um and er and wring their hands and furrow their brows and vote with the government.

gyac, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:51 (seven years ago)

even on 28/03/2019 ?

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:53 (seven years ago)

The sheer gall and entitlement of this minority government, acting like they were appointed by god and deserve to reign forever, it's hard not to wish they lose the vonc and election just to watch them tear each-other apart, but unfortunately I have to hope they win today and have to have their face rubbed in the mess they've made.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:54 (seven years ago)

It's pretty incredible that she postponed the vote to lessen the blow, had no idea how to do so, went to the EU with no strategy hoping to be bailed out, then suffered the worst loss in history. A complete humiliation, and a waste of time when there really isn't much time to waste. She should obviously resign. But she won't.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:54 (seven years ago)

Someone on twitter pointed out how Cameron had fucked the country not only with the referendum but also the fixed term parliaments act.

gyac, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:56 (seven years ago)

Lammy on Today this morning - 100 or so Lab MPs writing to Corbz today to tell him to get behind PV because he's "not being honest" with the public about what the different options mean. Also said he can't get behind Norway because it's sterile ruletaking which you have to pay for.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:57 (seven years ago)

itll be push out a50 until forever until a clear referendum win is likely for remain

i mean this seems pretty obv from this end

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:58 (seven years ago)

also fucked it by fleeing the field the day after the vote so instead of framing brexit as something softer, a variety of harsher competing brexits rushed into the vacuum

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:58 (seven years ago)

Someone on twitter pointed out how Cameron had fucked the country not only with the referendum but also the fixed term parliaments act.

FTPA was Clegg.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:58 (seven years ago)

Which the Tories supported?

gyac, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:00 (seven years ago)

Was a classic example of "didn't think this through" from Clegg though.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:05 (seven years ago)

mmmmm unicorny cakey goodness

Barnier: "Unanimously the European Council have always said that if the UK chooses to shift its red lines in the future ... and to go beyond a simple free trade agreement, then the EU will be immediately ready to … give a favourable response."

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) January 16, 2019

||||||||, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:14 (seven years ago)

No rush.

Shadow chancellor John McDonnell says Labour will make decision on which option it will back - including second referendum- in “next few weeks”. A shadow cab minister told me last night: “Jeremy is working this out for himself. He won’t be bullied by the MPs”.

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) January 16, 2019

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:20 (seven years ago)

"Jeremy is working this out for himself."

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:23 (seven years ago)

FTPA isn't the primary problem here tho- if tories and dup mps all vote for the govt, a VONC can't pass, regardless of FTPA. In fact, FTPA makes no confidence vote slightly more possible, as there is the (small) possibility of reconstituting a new govt still led by tories within two weeks, and avoiding an election.

Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:24 (seven years ago)

Jeremy spoke in, claa-aahaaas, todaaaaaaay

Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:25 (seven years ago)

is ilx against fixed term parliaments?

ogmor, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:54 (seven years ago)

I am

Frederik B, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:55 (seven years ago)

they've turned out to be a total pain, so yes. Fixed terms make sense for Presidential systems or ones with clear separation of powers, not so much for archaic non-codified boondoggles such as the "Mother of Parliaments"

Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 09:55 (seven years ago)

Whole point of FTPA was, in words of Clegg "by setting the date that parliament will dissolve, our prime minister is giving up the right to pick and choose the date of the next general election—that's a true first in British politics." - but we saw in 2017 that the PM can still pick the date of the election because if the opposition don't vote for it then they look like they're scared.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 10:00 (seven years ago)

Thinking is that pre-FTPA after a loss like last night it would have been treated *as* a no-conf, the entire government would have been expected to resign and the leader of the opposition to become PM of a minority admin (which would call an election). At least that’s what happened in precedent.

That would ofc have changed the numbers last night too though — part of the “biggest defeat ever” clearly comes from Tory MPs being free to vote against the deal without also bringing down the government.

stet, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 10:03 (seven years ago)


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