"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

lol, what feed is everyone watching, you all got that 3 minutes earlier than me

Corbs is up

Corbyn says since 1920s so I’m wrong

What a damn mess!

Theresa May has sustained the heaviest parliamentary defeat of any British prime minister in the democratic era after MPs rejected her Brexit deal by a resounding majority of 230.

Ramsay McDonals lost by 224

Here it is!

Any chance she'll step down? I haven't really been following the drama of late (nor do I understand a snip of it, for that matter).

no confidence motion tabled, it's on

IT’S ON

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DRAMATIC GLASSES WHIP

lmao

DUP still supporting them on confidence, right? So it's now down to tories to turn on themselves

taking the glasses off as he said it, tell me corbyn can't cut a killer promo

— No Booze Jamo (@KonyChimel) January 15, 2019

Gosh, I wonder why no-one else wanted May's job...?

Yes, and even if they weren’t they wouldn’t chance a Corbyn government getting in. Unless they abstained...

Context for that historical loss pic.twitter.com/YUhVDXvcRz

— Richard Moynihan (@richjm) January 15, 2019

God I hate every single one of these braying cunts.

If a deal is impossible, and no one wants no deal, then who will finally have the courage to say what the only positive solution is?

— Donald Tusk (@eucopresident) January 15, 2019

Who is this terrified bloodless middle-manager, oh apparently he's the health secretary? what?

Tusk.. otm?

Tusk was otm about Cameron years ago and he’s otm now.

If I were the DUP I'd be demanding a few more £bn right now

Having a dram for the no-confidence - will finish the bottle when a Labour government is elected. So hopefully it won't be too long.

The actual vote is tomorrow (after the letterbox thing), but 99% sure it won’t pass.

how many times has Bercow said "that seems to me to be so BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS that no sensible member can disagree with it" in the last three days?

matt hancox is a government minister

Yeah, it's still hard to make the numbers for a no-confidence. But hopefully the fact that it is such a drubbing might swing it?

There's surely 7 swivel-eyed loons among 130 pissed-off Tories

presumably the Tories voting against the government would have to get worked on by someone in their own party who thinks they can (a) become the party leader and (b) win the resulting election?

Probably a lot to be said for people sleeping (or not) on it tonight, yeah.

WES STREETING

That presumes z) that May will actually resign at that point

At least the Tories can unseat her if she survives a no-confidence...oh, no, they can't. Not for a year. Smh.

They don’t have time for a leadership election if a GE is called; it’s like 25 days and May has already won a no confidence vote. It’s her or nothing if there’s a GE.

God I hate every single one of these braying cunts.

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matt hancox is a government minister

This.

Just hilariously bad.

Three labour MPs voted for the deal - Ian Austin, John Mann and Kevin Barron.

Frank Field and the Lib Dem who resigned did too.

There's surely 7 swivel-eyed loons among 130 pissed-off Tories

No way, anyone who would rebel is surely a passionate Remainer and I doubt they would see much difference between a Labour Brexit and a Tory one, even if they were inclined to destroy their own party.

So how does this work now? No confidence vote tomorrow? And whether or not May survives, the dreaded No Deal is nigh?

lol EU ruling out any more negging for cunning plan b for now.

catching up with the headlines and lmao

Sorry I'm late, been watching in the pub

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

118 Tories voted against.

So how does this work now? No confidence vote tomorrow? And whether or not May survives, the dreaded No Deal is nigh?

No deal is the default if A50 isn’t revoked or extended.

This is just embarassing.

By my reckoning about 50 Tories regarded as sure supporters have voted the other way

I think May's going to start talking openly about extending Article 50 now, it's the only chance of getting whatever reworked deal she can cobble together through Parliament, and even that's extremely unlikely. When she said no Brexit was more likely than no deal, it was obvious who she was trying to threaten.

Near-on the same number that voted against her in the 1922 Committee shenanigans.

She just *could* lose the no confidence