US Politics January 2019: we are #ready to drop something much, much bigger

what a steaming sack of shit

tbf they are cold, not steaming

I appreciate SHS pointing out that our billionaire president very generously funded a 'meal' that my broke ass could've catered on a tight week.

I would wager even the fast food corporations in question are embarrassed rn.

Doesn’t he own a hotel across the street, I’m sure they do catering.

they will be telling their grandkids about this, about the time they met the traitor idiot asshole racist president and he served them Wendy's.

The candles do class it up.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/cc/37/62cc37cde7f91cd0a16f7e097a415e47.png

Those guys probably had a better meal on their flight to DC.

life is a bad photoshop from an Onion article now

do you remember when people thought that dubya was so ridiculous as to make satire irrelevant/impossible?

Here’s a video I shot of President Trump showing off his 300 hamburgers. pic.twitter.com/P06S6I5w07

— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) January 14, 2019

Sort of surprised he didn't full evangelical and bring in Chik-Fil-A.

well he's no food snob

"All-American Food"

...But There's Pizza

does this notorious teetotaler serve a good cabernet with this feast

^liquid dinner if so

this dinner is going to be ice cold!

Fava beans, chianti.

i have no sads for ncaa student athletes they got wonderful educations.

Can someone (and by someone I mean Karl) create a Trump/Steamed Hams mashup?

NEWS : GOP House Steering Committee agreed to strip @SteveKingIA of all committees: Judiciary, Ag, Small Business. Story TK

— Trip Gabriel (@tripgabriel) January 15, 2019

i liked the way the nyt summarized that

House Republican leaders removed Representative Steve King of Iowa from the Judiciary and Agriculture Committees on Monday night as the party officials scrambled to appear tough on racism and contain damage from comments Mr. King made to The New York Times questioning why white supremacy is considered offensive.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dw6RyEaXQAAiPP3.jpg

^ As Trumpian actions and pronouncements go, that's amazingly close to something a human being with only minimal brain damage might do or say.

many, many french fries

I should note that, at one point tonight, President Trump said he bought 300 hamburgers. Later, he claimed he bought 1,000 hamburgers.

— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) January 15, 2019

Fast foods terrifying new math

Beef Inflation

the lighting the candelabra over the plate of cold McDonald's hamburgers was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

US Politics February 2018: many, many French fries, all our favorite foods

the height of class was lining both sides of the table with the same food so if you're on one side of the table in the line looking for let's say a filet-o-fish you don't have to go all the way around to the other side.

Every single day continues to be stupider than the last, it's a miracle.

Why is his arteriosclerosis taking so long to finish its job, why

^^Was just reminded via a joke I made about it on FB last year, but isn't he due for the yearly physical? Or has that also succumbed to the shutdown?

Ronny Jackson told him he'd be healthier if he didn't do bloodwork this year

Former top DOJ counterintelligence guy literally just called Trump a "clear and present danger."

ok I joked about it on Twitter but someone said they had pizza under heat lamps, this is stupid, lukewarm or even cold pizza is fine, one thing that made it a birthday party staple...the heat lamps should have been on the burgers where they were needed

jfc these people can't do anything right

amazed at this point that they didn't just put raw chicken in slingshots and try and shoot it into the player's mouths

Ha ha please do.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mueller-probes-an-event-with-nunes-flynn-and-foreign-officials-at-trumps-dc-hotel

meanwhile:

Glenn Greenwald on Tucker Carlson defending Tulsi Gabbard. Have we hit #peak Greenwald? https://t.co/NMrzsMMSel

— Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 (@Wilson__Valdez) January 15, 2019

i saw that tweet but i'd like to know what gg actually said

CFA seems to be a pro version of Nerdy & Fredrik

what amazing times

amazed at this point that they didn't just put raw chicken in slingshots and try and shoot it into the player's mouths

seems very unlikely trump has enough upper body strength to operate a slingshot

something that constitutes WHATABOUTISM apparently (a term that is a major asshole marker) xxp

re Greenwald:
probably a bunch of dumb bullshit as usual

I know Trump is the end goal, but watching Nunes go down in disgrace would be a fairly solid runner-up for me. his unearned smug demeanor and his in-plan-sight water carrying makes me want to burn him with the hottest of hellfires.

does tucker have any expressions left that aren't that one

https://i.imgur.com/5s7qyV9.jpg

just staring at someone with lips, dreaming of one day havin some lips

"is this the day i get lips, bud?" he asks.

his producer, steve, stares cow-eyed at tucker's lipless maw of a mouth. "let's just get ready for the show."