thread for the movie JACK REACHER (cruise, pike, herzog, duvall, dir. christopher mcquarrie)

Child is 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) tall while his protagonist stands 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)

lmao the extra inch is a fucking amazing detail

on the WS show, in a very bad attempt at humblebrag he confessed that he had only been in one physical fight in decades, but mark my words the other guy came off much much worse etc...

hard to think of a well-over-6ft guy with a special set of skills running around coldly decimating all in his path, well anyway let's use Tom Cruise I guess.

lol otm

He should have called the character Jack Reechild

everything about the Reacher character was obviously conceived during his elementary school years of terrorizing small children. too bad about falling short by one inch, but that's what fiction can fix.

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/09/lee-child-and-naked-blue-team-up-for-a-jack-reache.html

yeah the books are super trashy

the descriptions of women’s clothing in particular were very 80’s playboy fantasy iirc (unless i’m mixing it up with some other author)

id have said they have a lot in common with straight-to-video mid 90s churn, insofar as a book can have production values

I've read a couple of these -- my first thought was he's a 21st C Travis McGee, but the comparison fell apart after "they're both tall."

when you've got movies like tom cruise in them you can't lose!

Voting for Jeff Garlin.

The tv version casting can’t be any weirder than John Krazinski aka Jim from the Office as Jack Ryan in that Tom Clancy Amazon thing

I mean, based on that we could end up with Michael Cera, who tf knows

That Jack Ryan thing was pretty good. Of course, I only ever saw about five minutes of The Office (US version) and hated it, so I had no cognitive dissonance happening.

Heh, Zach Braff IS

goldblum

streep

I could see Bradley Cooper, I guess. I mean, moreso than Paul Dano or Jesse Eisenberg

eurgh

josh brolin a few years ago mebbes

Skeet Ulrich

Frank Spencer

Bradley Wiggins

Michael Cera

we watched a ton of The Office, so the Jack Ryan tv show very quickly became known as "Jim Goes To Yemen" in our house

it got better as it went along, but at first it felt kinda terrible
then again a lot of Clancy is kinda that way for me

Jim Krasinski was also in that shit Benghazi flick

WmC otm re Jack Reacher and Travis McGee:

non-conformist lifestyle requiring frequent travel
intuitive with flashes of deductive genius
100% survival rate in homicidal hand-to-hand combat
experienced in dismantling criminal conspiracies without due process
attractive and helpful to women but poor at long-term relationships

btw McQuarrie now signed on to make another two Missions b2b, making seven Cruise vehicles in a row for him (and ten total)

hes a good handler for the lil fella

yeah this feels like good news

maybe one day they’ll give McQuarrie a Bond film?

i mean, once he’s released from Cruise servitude

gotta keep Tom busy to keep him out of trouble and not making public comments about scientology

true

praise xenu for mcquarrie’s service

maybe one day they’ll give McQuarrie a Bond film?

since they replaced the Hodge / Boyle script for the next one with the regular hacks, I can’t see the reins being handed on purpose to someone who’s good at both action & franchise management

also the Bonds suck so much now that it would be a step down for him. if Chris Morgan ever feels like opening up his solo credit on the already room-written Fasts though, McQuarrie’s gift for combining multiple setpieces, twist reveals & clear emotional throughlines should sell itself to Vin easily

(though one suspects McQ couldn’t hack working with him on a second one)

would it kill u to let me dream

Don't hurt me but I'd love to see a Russell T Davies Bond

Which is to say, I like McQuarrie and the IM films, but he's not kinky enough for Bond

jesus christ

i've "seen" reacher 2 three times because i watched it in earnest once, and then put it on so that i could fall asleep on the couch a couple times

it's an action movie so rote and uneventful that if i pay attention to it, i fall asleep within the first half hour

RTD Bond starring Hugh Grant. (He can fuck Whishaw again.)

i feel queasy

MODS

a russell t davies bond u say

i think i need to lie down

ALL of the leads of The Inbetweeners play bad guys this time

Barrowman = Felix Leiter, obvs, and then Geoffrey Wright can be Bond. In the next movie everyone swaps roles again.

Barrowman =

OK I'm out again

Reacher 1 is better than any post-Casino Royale Bond flick, why sully this thread by bringing up a recently inferior franchise.

I haven't read the books but the Reacher movies do understand that we don't need to know a whole lot about Jack Reacher, which is overall an excellent stance

Put in JR1 tonight and couldn’t believe how boring it was, turned it off 50min in after there had been one (1) brief fist fight and 49.5min of Tom Cruise trying to solve a fuckin mystery, idgaf just punch ppl already.

That being said, the “I was sandy... last week at the beach” is truly one of the greatest dumb clunker lines in movie history, Wiseau-level genius. Very curious if that diamond was in the book or if Oscar-winning screenwriter McQ came up with it.

McQuarrie also came on MI: Ghost Protocol midway through production to rewrite & 2nd-chair direct

hold up, what now, how'd i miss this

Fight Club-era Holt McCallany would be a good J-Reach.

Had no idea McQuarrie worked on Ghost Protocol. I just watched that tonight because I bought a Blu-Ray set of the first 5 M:I movies for $20 at Target. To me it felt absolutely like a Brad Bird movie: you could have animated every scene (especially the car chase through the sandstorm, using tracking devices) and put the Incredibles in and it would have worked just as well. And even the way the camera swept around the hotel room in Dubai was 100% Bird to me.

Yeah the movie is not v good. I watched it and Hanna last week and Hanna is so much fun

Oh yeah I loved Hanna. I coincidentally put on Ghost Protocol after I switched Reacher off and it hugely satisfied.