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my friend brett is on tastebudchicago.com today.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

ew, Goldblum. nobody deserves Goldblum.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

What? Goldblum is awesome!

are those the only two options?

What do you suggest? "Dos-equis"?

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

goldblum has buggy eyes.

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i don't know. i guess those are the only two options.

i choose woman as well.

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

I am just instinctively grossed out by Goldblum. have you ever seen David Duchovny playing him on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy? that's how I feel about Goldblum.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit! i want norm macdonald to play me!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

YES, KEVIN, THAT TOTALLY WORKS!!!! I KISS YOU FOR SAVING MY PROJECT!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Benecio Del Torro seems too... sweaty to be Nick. He's also got kind of a shady vibe whereas I think Nick is all sweetness and light.

I cannot imagine Nick mumbling, "Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker what the fuck?" for example.

― Jenny, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

do not do a GIS on jeff goldblum, there's a nearly-nekkid pic of him which was an unfortunate sight.

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

you could be really obnoxious and say "lady president".

when my dad talks about female coworkers, he refers to them as "lady bankers", which seems both quaint and incredibly annoying.

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

ew, Jeff Goldblum needs to never take his clothes off.

I maybe have a more positive view of Benicio than normal people, so I will strike him from Nick-consideration.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

i don't see what's wrong with "female president", myself, but i'm outnumbered. you wouldn't say "man president", you'd say "male president" (not that the distinction needs to be made).

or you'll say "male stripper", rather than "MAN stripper". (though really i just like the term "hot cops".

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

if Nick=sweetness and light, then he should be Paul Rudd.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

i am assuming the nekkid photo is from The Fly, which is an excellent movie and Goldblum is excellent in it and really funny and I like Goldblum just fine you're all wrong there I said it.

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

and julia makes an excellent point -- clinical might be the way to go. "Woman president" sounds nice, but almost too familiar.

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I would take Stiller, but I'm not "wacky".

Paul Rudd for Nick works.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

But Michael Ian Black would be better

― Jordan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

okay, I've never met Jordan or Julia, so maybe I should cede responsibility for some of the casting to other people. also, now that Kevin cast himself so brilliantly, maybe I should just let everyone cast his or herself and stop being so fucking fascist?

xpost okay, Michael Ian Black=Nick

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i just needed someone with a drink and cigarette always at the ready.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

so i guess '70s era liza minelli would've worked too.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

you wouldn't say "man president", you'd say "male president" (not that the distinction needs to be made)

See, this is a good point, and I think this is why I was inclined to use "female." For parity, yo.

This isn't about Hillary, btw.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'll go with kenan's flattering suggestion that i be her:

http://davidlynch.de/harringnyle.jpg

she looks all sexy and also annoyed with the world! (i am definitely the latter.) she needs an eastern european nose and black glasses though.

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

she is very beautiful. I have shamefully never seen Mulholland Drive.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

mmm.

http://pionentes.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/laura_helena_harring.jpg

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha that pic somehow only loaded so i could see the bottom third of the picture. that would take way too much double-sided tape, fuck that.

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/harring.png

Goodness. Yeah, I think I picked a goddamn bombshell for a reason.

Hi, honey.

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

don't look now, but you're being objectified.

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda noticed that.

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

I think I am okay with William Hurt.

― dan m, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm transcribing a conference call from the UK, and I just learned a few phrase. Guy says "there is now less distance between the boardroom and the coalface." Took me a few listens to get it right, but apparently the definition is "If you work at the coalface, you deal with the real problems and issues, rather than sitting in a office discussing things in a detached way."

― Eazy, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

damn this thread, I need to hear ZZ Top now and can't find my Tres Hombres CD

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i've misspelled "critical" EVERY FUCKING TIME in this 8 page document. i didn't spell it correctly once out of the 20 or so times i used it.

WINNER!!!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

weiner?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

weimaraner

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/weimaraners/weimaraner_winford.jpg

― JuliaA, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WANT!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

man, if ONLY i was as cool as that dog.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

that is one handsome man, i'll tell you what.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

i want to adopt him.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going home now.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of mine in Chicago needs work, probably ASAP. He is working on his dissertation, so any sort of barista/editor/proofer type jobbing would be good. Temp/short-term (he's only there for a few more months). Any ideas?

― Casuistry, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I believe the consensus answer is New Office Temps.

― dan m, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Have people here used them? Are there names to be dropped?

― Casuistry, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

That I don't know.

― dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

There is a hardware support position open in my firm. Which is nothing like a barista/editor/proofer.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa. When you go to "Show all messages" on this thread, it's all italics from the point where Kenan empahsized everything. But when you hide the middle messages, it stops.

I'm in Michigan. It's going to SNOOOOOWOWOWWOWOW here. We are going to get 3-6".

Helen Roper: Jesse ???

Mrs. 'Shoe-- is the actor you're thinking of TR Knight, by any chance? I get that all the time. Which is really, very, very OK with me.

My mom wants to go shopping for her first pair of blue jeans this week.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

that wasn't who I was thinking of, but I can see it. you are betterlooking than that dude, though.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

TR Knight is my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

― Eazy, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if you knew how much I think he's HOT HOT HOT, you'd know what kind of compliment that is.

I can sort of see the resemblance in the eyes and the round cheeks. And how Isaiah Washington calls us both faggots.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

oops. xpost.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

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