i am moved to ponder the mysterious confluence of culture, circumstance and economic trends which has somehow led essex to have 18 surviving wimpys, the most in the uk
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
Gonna guess massive racism
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:31 (five years ago) link
i'm happy to accept that as correct until i see persuasive evidence to the contrary tbh
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link
A preference for stuff that you had when you were a kid vs stuff that is much better but has no nostalgia value?Looking on the Wimpy website it seems that I would have to travel 30-40 miles from Cambridge to find a Wimpy, but if I did so, there are 8 to choose from, forming a ring of Wimpy around the neighbouring counties. Peterborough, Cheshunt, Loughton, King's Lynn, Colchester, Maldon, Borehamwood, Billericay. If they opened a branch in Thetford it would be perfect.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link
It's probably posted upthread but the last time I had a Wimpy, several years ago after probably a decade or more of abstinence, it was crushingly disappointing
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
there's one a mere 4.68 miles from my front door
and it's... closed until friday? wtf
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:49 (five years ago) link
I last had one when I was working in Lewisham about a decade ago, it was not good.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:49 (five years ago) link
maybe this will whet yr appetite
Talk about a Happy #NewYear! Our new specials are here and they’re priced to please! Click here for details>> https://t.co/PeCCX6pZbL pic.twitter.com/tgfMepsBnr— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) January 7, 2019
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:58 (five years ago) link
god imagine being in charge of wimpy's social media, tweeting shit like this to an audience of 4,431 comprised entirely of bots and people who clicked 'follow' by mistake and haven't realised it yet
That looks absolutely delicious! 🍔😋 https://t.co/c0PvdPLcgs— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) December 30, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link
The burger emoji looks tastier than the actual thing
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:02 (five years ago) link
what does danger mouse have to do with wimpy? why is he visiting schoolchildren? what exactly was the prize frankie won? is this real or am i in a coma, imagining symbols of my childhood smashing into each other in a signifier-free melange of empty nostalgia?
Look who visited @RayleighPrimary School this week! A massive thanks to our prize winner Frankie and his class of future Danger Agents for giving us a warm Wimpy welcome! #DangerMouse #secretagentskills pic.twitter.com/E2lFeWi1u3— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) December 5, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link
Post-colonial irony iirc
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link
Honest to god the state of that burger and those chips
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link
this feels like a prime candidate for the 'real england' thread
Dear @WimpyUK,Here are some more photos of your cheeseburger shops that @sadcaptains and I have visited. We have been to 25 now so we are a third of the way to visiting every one!These ones are #Basingstoke, #Beckenham, #Billericay and #Clacton.Kind regards,CTD3 xx pic.twitter.com/zvTwlmpcvz— Captain T Duck III (@captaintduck3) September 14, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link
this tweet made me a vegan
Thanks for the amazing feedback @TinyTroyeSivan! 😍😍 https://t.co/VI8ZbbFD7L— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) November 16, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
always a good sign when people express their satisfaction with clearly-untouched food on social media imo
I think there used to be a Wimpy in Worcester on Foregate St possibly next to Poppins but I can't find any evidence online of this ever existing
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link
What is wrong with their buns? They look like they were made with sawdust and bits of brick during rationing and nobody's bothered to change the order since.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
I'll freely admit that 25 years ago they were kind of pioneering in having a bean burger that you would want to eat and I used to go to the one in Yate maybe once a month?
Just looked to see where my nearest one is to me right now and it's 25 miles away in Porthcawl. Closed at the moment. With no opening hours all week.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link
xxp I went to high school in Worcester in the early 90s and don't remember a Wimpy there, it went McDonald's, Poppins, Deep Pan Pizza. I don't remember a Burger King in Worcester either, and that's usually the mark of a former Wimpy.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link
Buns are wholemeal which they brag about iirc, don't have a problem with that tbh
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link
seems the least of their problems, really
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
Xxp my mum says it was on the High St by Boots. Probably gone by the early 90s as that was the reign of Viking burgers
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2019 14:34 (five years ago) link
There was a Burger King in Worcester late 90s/early 00s but that's long gone too
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link
https://media.boutiquehotel.me/instagram/standard/997011731703618892_455226494.jpg
this is my nearest one iirc, which is on a wind-battered cliff-edge on the greying outskirts of the already pretty scruffy town of peacehaven. maybe you can actually see it from france given good weather and military-grade imaging technology?
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link
normally loads of dogshit on that pavement btw, someone must've had a clean up before they took the photo
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:56 (five years ago) link
Only Wimpy I've ever been in is the one in Huddersfield but I see it suffered a "shock closure"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
i see your life of limitless glamour isn't confined solely to the continent, then
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
otm. u lot can leave the eu but huddersfield wimpy will always have a special place in my hedonistic heart.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link
that's called cardiovascular disease iirc
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link
tomayto tomahto iirc
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
after brexit we'll no longer have access to tomatoes, so the question of pronunciation will be rendered moot on these shores
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
I went to the Hudds one a few times in late 70's early 80's but I can't remember much tbh. Watching sat matinee CFF shorts like Glitterball at the ABC cinema just up the road from it that got demolished to build the sainsburies is what gets my sad nostalgia pangs going these days.
― calzino, Monday, 7 January 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link
Still a Wimpy in Morden, apparently, which was my local as a kid, tho I don't remember going to it.
― Bênoit Balls (stevie), Monday, 7 January 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link
just googled to see where the nearest wimpey is to my hometown and there's only one 5 minutes away from my parents' bit, in strathclyde park
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link
Very sad about the Nottingham one. Not sure if I mentioned upthread but I went on a first date there! It was v old-school and enjoyable.
― emil.y, Monday, 7 January 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link
That's a beautiful memory. I had chips there w/ my then gf and munching down realized the inevitable falling apart of my relationship. Ok, maybe I didn't at the time, but it feels now like I did, so I tend to embrace that memory. They had napkins aplenty, which was nice.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link
Wimpy Porthcawl is a seasonal Express bar and is now closed for the winter period. It will reopen in spring 2019, dates will be confirmed here nearer the time! This Wimpy is not offering Wimpy Ketchup or Special Sauce for retail.
― kinder, Monday, 7 January 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link
The photos make it look great to be honest. I might go in the summer.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 7 January 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/66457848_10218821779525930_6120292460808634368_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_oc=AQkH6fWCtdIsaeqeB_wDdPy2l9NGK9Fud9DQ89J-niRM2JVwIsSz_a6pcjYKw2ifEro&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=90a1f29c8c289924e2fe2512e6060ed2&oe=5DACC878
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
'brown derby' is never not gonna make me snigger is it
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
WIMPY 16 1/2p
You could order a BENDER the meaty frankfurter + a biscuit and still not meet the 20p minimum lunchtime charge. Brutal.
― kinder, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
If the prices were blanked out, you wouldn't be able to tell it was from the 70s. I recall that the mid-90s menu looked almost identical.
― just another country (snoball), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
Dundee lost its Wimpy when the ten pin bowling closed. Went there on my birthday quite a few years ago (for the bowling, not Wimpy) and my mate who Notices Those Sorts of Things saw the Angel Delight guy from Come Dine With Me out with his family.
― michaellambert, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14zas6
This thread is the place for this Ram John Holder cut.
Link for more info on this thread.
https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=7641186&boardid=41&threadid=92576
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 July 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Joe Strummer and John Peel at Wimpy bar in Piccadilly Circus, central London in July 1981.
https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/276231258_5146100878744575_1917766481083459959_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=4xuWFEyeZ-AAX9jNiwj&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-1.fna&oh=00_AT81w0zqCy2dbEPUZ4SGoP5uSBohdCL-pKVGw9-Xmr9xbQ&oe=6240DC4D
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
They were both vegetarians. The Beanburger was the only veggieburger that was available at the time.
― everything, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link
The only thing in that picture that doesn't look like 1981 is the Wimpy cups.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link
We had a local wimpy in Hendon for birthday parties. They used to let you behind the counter to fry burgers while the chef had a cig two feet away
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link
Basildon Wimpy still seems to be for sale
https://www.nationwidebusinesses.co.uk/businessesforsale/basildon-essex-fast-food-restaurant-takeaway-for-sale-r5975.asp
True Wimpy aficionados take note: "It will be appreciated upon inspection that the first floor area has the potential to be converted into living accommodation, if desired."
Living above a Wimpy in Basildon, does life get any better
― salsa shark, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link