Twitter C/D

do what I did - set the age on your profile to <13. you'll then have to upload a scan of your passport to unlock your account

this is too much of a faff so I've just left my account locked

plus you have to go to the trouble of obtaining a fake passport for a child in your own name, which takes fucking forever these days

When you deactivate your account there's a month before it's properly deactivated & deleted forever. Logging in means you're back up and you have to wait another month if you want it gone. Done it many times and never made it to the end of a month.

christ

Please do continue sharing and reminding people in the thread that empathy is important. This isn't about whether screen readers/twitter should be fixed. It's about what the experience of people is really like today and that by using characters like these you're harming people.

— Kent C. Dodds (@kentcdodds) January 9, 2019

morality is getting too hard

(see head of thread)

its compassionate to prevent people from reading tweets imo

i'm sorry

hey were all learning here you know but im afraid i am going to contact your employer and try to get you fired

lol twitted thread embeds 'click this tweet to see more tweets'... OK!!!

love posting. Love too post

"harming" people

good lord

my mom's been reading my Twitter and i didn't realise 🥺

one of my best pals has a dad who phones her from overseas to check she’s okay, should she not have tweeted for 12 hours

she shouldn't have

My mother replies to every post my sister-in-law makes.

darcie wilder on people's court, suing her roommate for bedbugs https://vimeo.com/94097676

morality is getting too hard

morality has always been hard, damn near impossible even. that's why compassion is so necessary.

tbh wish I had the courage to delete my account and not just the app on my phone :/

― marcos, Friday, January 4, 2019 6:23 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a month ago i posted about how i'd deleted the app from my phone and was feeling like it was a good step, but now i just look at mobile.twitter.com every day like a dumb-ass.

was she inspired by teeth mountain xxxxp

but now i just look at mobile.twitter.com every day like a dumb-ass.

― jaymc, Monday, January 14, 2019 10:55 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus christ respect yourself

does anybody follow @hondadeal4vets? love that guy

jaymc edit hosts

but now i just look at mobile.twitter.com every day like a dumb-ass.

― jaymc, Monday, January 14, 2019 10:55 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus christ respect yourself

― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, January 15, 2019 8:19 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did this for a couple of months before deleting my account

ahh lmao what have i become

https://i.imgur.com/Ob8ffKK.png

lol dude followed me too, see how that goes

lmbo

kinda feel like i shd tell him to stop alienating himself from his loved ones et al but i might just soft block idk yikes lol

If we keep ceding ground to the thought police, eventually comedy will be something studied as a strand of history - a course no doubt offered by duff university’s https://t.co/eFppil8RNA

— Dominic Holland (@domholland) December 11, 2018

I need to stop stalking/hate-reading spiderman's dad, but I used to knock about with one of his cousins + he was a 1st class bellend as well. But I'm not sure grumbling and seething at everything he says on twitter is good for my mental health. He seems quite an extreme iteration of all that is wretched about UK comedy/lolcelebrityism/toryism/self-referential smugness. He writes terrible books, performs terrible comedy and has turned his whole shtick into boasting about having a celeb brat for a kid. aaargh!!! need to get on with my life without even looking at this anymore!

i interviewed jack dorsey last week https://t.co/PvLsaioNRK pic.twitter.com/9Kjam4WZ6R

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 17, 2019

Just amazing.

That whole interview, lemme tell ya.

it's really about conversational health

Hypothetically, would it be defensible to create a social media platform and walk away, leaving it to police itself? (Assuming it remained privately owned)

ALAN GREENSPUN WHERE ARE YOU IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

I mean we could sell Twitter our proprietary FP algorithm

I can’t do this anymore

— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019

:-(

cant wait for the next phase of twitter marketing when all the brand go antifa

Thank u Satan

— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019

It’s getting really bad.

what does social media manager for Sunny Delight make, is it like 25k, part time gig type thing, or $80k plus bennies baller job?

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

cld also be outsourced to an agency

how does that drink make any money. i mean the whole world turned on actual orange juice 15 years ago because of the sugar content

Kind of grimly fascinated as to whether this is a genuine ploy to get attention for the brand in the worst way possible or just a disgruntled employee trying to get fired and failing, anyway yes haven't seen sunny d in 20 years

I assumed they got haxored

tweets r still up a day later

damn, that hacker is GOOD

lol

I answered my own question above: there are more astronauts now than ever