US Politics January 2019: we are #ready to drop something much, much bigger

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I can see it because Koch supports immigration, hates the wall, etc.

Coulter is a value-free, opportunistic contrarian, she sees the way the wind is blowing and has decided that it's time to start stoking conservatears.

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― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, January 4, 2019 11:14 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

makes me think maybe she's not super wealthy these days?

Moved into a duplex with her mom iirc

well, makes me think that her wealth really was more in the form of, eg, paychecks from publishers and w/e, and not from capital gains/investments/etc ("wealth")

lol there is not a single person jumping on the Trump Train because of this who wasn't on already

― frogbs, Friday, January 4, 2019 7:45 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also this is otm

Xxpost Her mom who died in 2009

strasserite turn is all

Xxpost Her mom who died in 2009

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, January 4, 2019 6:28 PM (four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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A libertarian paradise!

Schumer now says Trump "said he'd keep the government closed for a very long period of time -- months or even YEARS."

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) January 4, 2019

He said, sobbing, as he stormed up to his bedroom

can't get voted out of office if there's no government
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"also I HATE YOU!" [door slams]

Calvin Coolidge's dream!

Can't wait until people realize that means they won't be getting their tax refunds.

The Coulter/Jimmie Walker possible coupledom is the most interesting thing about her.

During the Nixon years of the Vietnam war there was a theory floating around that he was trying to convince the North Vietnamese he was crazy enough to nuke Hanoi, but only as a subtle negotiating tactic in order to drive a harder bargain at the Paris peace talks, iow Nixon was 'crazy like a fox'. As it turned out, the North Vietnamese called his bluff, played Nixon like a fiddle, and won the war because they had a winning strategy and all Nixon had was his willingness to drop millions of tons of bombs indiscriminately, killing whoever was underneath them.

Trump's whole negotiating strategy seems very Nixonian in this regard.

dang I hadn't give much thought to AOC until now & wow she's hilarious & just what the Dems need for responding to the idiot party, while having actual values besides that sweet lobby cash à la Biden et al

Anyway Trump's rambling now.

xp yeah it's really neat how AOC went from "she sounds great but can't possibly win Crowley's district" to "awesome that she won but she's probably gonna tone it down" to the master troll w/ awesome policy goals that she is now

Can't wait until people realize that means they won't be getting their tax refunds.

I've already told my wife that if there's no government in April, we ain't filing. "Let 'em come and get us!" *stockpiles weapons and cans of soup*

Trump admits that a steel wall would be more expensive than a non-steel wall, but he says he probably wants to do a steel wall "because I really feel the other side feels better about it." (The other side does not feel substantially better about it.)

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 4, 2019

Y'all...

Mark Salter blocked me.

You horrid criminal.

In Rose Garden, Trump casually says former presidents have privately told him they should have built the wall.

— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) January 4, 2019

At the end the syphilis had Capone thinking he was back in Brooklyn.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) January 4, 2019

What could Benjamin Harrison have told him??

I assume these 'former presidents' are nothing more than puppets crudely fashioned from the takeout containers piling up as he bums around the WH with nothing to do but eat and hallucinate.

I'll bet he thinks Col. Sanders is a former president.

well he didn't specify presidents of the united states now did he

he thinks Alexander Hamilton is a president cuz he saw his face on a bill once

Hooray!

"I did say that. Absolutely," Trump says, when Major Garrett asks if he threatened a shutdown of "months or even years," as Schumer recounted.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) January 4, 2019

As for Ann, Ben Garrison is ON THE CASE

!! shots fired pic.twitter.com/hVBpYrSuko

— Sandy Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) January 4, 2019

It was when they were all hanging out looking at that guy on the park bench

xps

re taxes, i'm going to shut down and not pay.

xpost There is a link between herpes and alzheimers.

I forced a bot to watch the rose garden press conference and write a summary gif pic.twitter.com/InvPNWP2iy

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 4, 2019

Wm.Henry Harrison to Trump: "What you think 33 in the Glock is for?"

Now there's a deep callback.

i've been online too long ned, i've seen too much

Trump is now talking about "the military version of eminent domain" to build the wall

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) January 4, 2019

Aw.

Asked if he'd ask landlords to go easy on federal workers not getting paid right now, Trump says, "I think they will...I think that happens. Hey, I've been a landlord for a long time...they work with people." Pressed, he eventually says he would indeed tell them to go easy.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 4, 2019

Please please please when the time comes can we indulge his nigh-erotic obsession with walls and give him the 'Black Cat'-ing he so clearly desires?

It's about time the United States invaded Texas and seized their land

Jade Helm redux

but this time a (slight?) majority of texans would be all "invade me, Daddy"

Trump's executive order to tell Landlords that they are required to maybe consider possibly being lenient on rent payments from federal employees, y'know, if they can.

giving Texas back to Mexico would probably solve a lot of this nation's problems tbh

Landlords are ime total bros who absolutely have the best interests of their tenants at heart. Caring about people is why they got into the game. Why just look at our president.

Trump's executive order to tell Landlords that they are required to maybe consider possibly being lenient on rent payments from federal employees, y'know, if they can.

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, January 4, 2019 3:12 PM (three minutes ago)

the fuck? this is the stupidest shit ever . god i hate this fucking idiot