one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

He means that the UK is such a big customer for EU, particularly Irish, food exports that come no-deal it will be the EU begging to get back in British good graces. Meanwhile British people will deal with the 40% decrease in food by filling up on the sweet milky goodness of sticking it to Paddy.

We'll still have food, says a senior Leaver: “We won’t be able to get certain foods like bananas or tomatoes but it’s not like we won’t be able to eat. And we’ll be leaving at a time when British produce is beginning to come into season so it’s the best possible time to leave.”

— Arj Singh (@singharj) January 4, 2019

That whole thread is worth a mention, but the short of it is that a growing number of Tory MPs are prepared to see No Deal as a viable option, regardless of whether or not they voted Leave.

But basically, it's OK, we're not all going to die until next winter.

so do we conquer the world with our exports of fine marmalade or do we keep it all locked away to see us through the post-brexit winter?

self-preservation dictates the latter i guess

subsistence marming

Replacing bendy bananas with...no bananas at all? Do bananas even come from the EU?

used to be that there were EU-approved banana exporting nations if i remember my very old Private Eye stories correctly

they come from iceland if i'm remembering my old look and learns correctly, they are grown in volcano-powered hothouses by *checks notes* trolls

https://www.worldlistmania.com/worlds-largest-bananas-producing-countries/

actually getting quite excited for the orgy of panic that is no deal. the catharsis our nation needs

seriously though I'd take it in exchange for the permanent destruction of the Tory Party

wow i haven't had "Hollaback Girl" swirling round my head for such a long time

kent says bring it xp

starring keir starmer as edgar I guess

oh wait I thought that was a Lear reference lol, you meant the county

We've string beans, and onions
Cabashes, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned tomato
A Long Island potato
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today

I mean I've played enough cricket with Kent racists to be fairly comfortable with what's coming for then

The most on the nose of all the T20 club names

I mean they are actually called the Spitfires so

I mean I've played enough cricket with Kent racists to be fairly comfortable with what's coming for then

― imago, Friday, 4 January 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

State of this

Well-kent racists.

If this dumbo doesn't get to play cricket in the summer then its probably because they are starving, but who cares after all only the kent racists will die lol.

Or at least they won't be getting enough protein to bowl a leg break

Get bog-roll lads... pic.twitter.com/rcBS8AKqeb

— Mrs Gladys Steptoe (@GladysSteptoe) January 4, 2019

Feel like there's a end of the Two Ronnies news report joke in there somewhere.

on the bright side, Britain, "Yes! We Have No Bananas" just entered the public domain this week https://t.co/vgZ5xu3TIp

— Italian Alex Pareene (@pareene) January 4, 2019

If this dumbo doesn't get to play cricket in the summer then its probably because they are starving, but who cares after all only the kent racists will die lol.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 4, 2019 5:45 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obviously i don't really hope for hard brexit armageddon, but i don't think people would necessarily starve. there would be emergency measures, a load of extreme inconvenience, something approximating martial law and maybe even full-scale revolt. wat tyler and john ball were good kent lads after all

idk though, anything from a swift change of government up to children of men seems possible

CoM is about what I anticipate. I think about that film so much w/r/t/ this.

bit of a grim scene in Children of Men as I recall

lots of fun with ping pong balls iirc

Wiff waff balls, old chap.

I buy my bog rolls from e-bay in batches of 108 for about £15-18 usually, and about 5 times a year. So doing maths in a household of 3 - we are some hardcore shitters by average Euro-shitterzone standards. But I do have a labrador puppy who predictably gambols about wasting precious resources like in the ad ..grrr!

these bygone days of using newspaper went right into the late 80's for me. Lol probably why I'm such an obsessive bulk buyer of shitroll.

Except now nobody gets the newspaper either

Could be the shot in the arm Fleet Street needs.

We'll all be having a good old laugh at this defeatism come April when once again we ride the high seas unfettered by EU chains trading toilet rolls freely with New Zealand and Australia and our other Empire chums

bog roll-on roll-off

geese set to be in short supply as post-brexit brits take once more to wiping their arses with the slender, downy neck of the goose

no bogroll, no fowl

bog roll, is that like a sausage roll

oh poaching could become a thing again! fun fun fun

I only use a tablet when I run out of newspaper.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71p9Ru5nX8L._SX522_.jpg

ha!

it's SCOTCH

lookin forward to uk press finally performing a valuable and useful service tbh

oh poaching could become a thing again! fun fun fun

― imago, Friday, January 4, 2019 3:29 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whom amongst us did not enjoy "danny, the champion of the world"?

be nice to rub some 80's classics like Tarby + Tebbit right up my shitty rectum!