Cooking

I read a brown rice technique a few days ago that I haven't tried yet but am looking forward to trying: boil the rice in loads of water as though it were pasta (40 minutes), turn off heat, drain rice in colander for 10 seconds, put back in the pot and let it steam itself done (10 minutes).

Brown rice is not this hard, unless I'm making terrible rice without realizing it.

Use 2-1 water to rice ratio, rise and drain several times first if desired although ime there's not a lot of dust on brown rice bc the bran layer is protective.

Bring to hard boil and boil until the rising bubbles leave visible holes in the rice layer. This means around to when the water level is about at the same height as the rice surface. Turn ALL THE WAY DOWN as low as poss and cover, leaving the rice to basically steam.

I don't have times for this, I just kinda eyeball it, sorry.

My brown rice cooking method:

1. Add 3 scoops rice (dry)
2. Add water up to the 3.5 mark in the inner pot (as opposed to 3 for white rice).
3. Press the thing (as Abe Lincoln once said).

There are a lot of good suggestions here, thank you. I went to Paradise Burger tonight (my god, so good) but tomorrow I got a grocery list from my mom i will try out. I am going to sub in quinoa for brown rice though—only change to what my mom sent me!

I’m excited for having an adult grocery approach though. I might actually have more money in the end if this works out. I imagine it will be healthier, too, than what i eat now.

Ilx is actually really helpful when I need advice and I appreciate it, even though I spend a lot of my time complaining about this place behind everyone’s back. (Mostly kidding on the last point)

lots of good advice here and I wld echo those saying that soups and salads are a good place to start. I was going to say they're hard to fuck up but then I remembered the first time I made soup it was so thick I stored the leftovers on a plate.

generally I enjoy cooking a lot but I have been through periods of hating it and I think cooking can be a really stressful and miserable experience. with this in mind my advice is:

- have a nice kitchen. this is both largely out of your control and also one of the biggest factors in how enjoyable it is ime. playing some sumptuous music, having a beer, cooking with friends or whatever else you can do to make the ambience agreeable can make a huge difference though.

- cook when you're not hungry (or at least not starving). lack of time pressure is also good. the other day I was stressed abt cooking for some guests and I went to the chippy first and it was a magnificent decision.

- cook little things/not whole meals. it both lowers the stakes and is a good way of experimenting, practising, and building up skills. just try and fry some mushrooms really well. try chopping up carrots in ways which are pleasing and will make them cook differently. when I started cooking I was very focused on cost and scale and tended to cook huge quantities of whatever I made, but it's harder to control and more disheartening if it goes wrong. you don't have to eat a big plateful of one thing at once. being able to eat what you want is the best thing abt cooking, so doing things that free you up and don't feel prescriptive is, for me at least, v useful

- youtube. mb I'm just a visual learner but watching how something changes in a pan and so on is much more useful to me than reading abt theory or getting precise measurements. there is an insane amt of content on there and you can see what looks appealing/feasible quite easily.

I’m glad videos are good for somebody b/c the idea of trying to learn a recipe from a video makes me crazy.

it's easy to overwhelm yourself too and get too many things because you think you're gonna cook all this shit. that's when you waste food. try one thing that you know you will want to eat, make a few portions so you can have leftovers, if you like it enough do it the next week. make another thing the following week, after a while you will have built up a memory of how things work. you can do it if you do one thing at a time. pasta with chickpeas and vegetables or whatever.

a good way to build a pantry of spices is to get a few spice jars or mason jars and visit your local indian store to get the couple things you need, they have most of them for extremely cheap. but the quantities will be large. i cook a lot of indian food and i'm still working on jars of whole spices i got a few years ago. each larger bag was way cheaper than the small quantities you get at the grocery store.

a spicy bean soup would be good too, treesh

otm. indian markets are the absolute best for cheap spices in quantity.

this is more a nesting thing than a cooking thing but i store spices in square plastic containers like these:
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01HBZZD80/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

due to the fact that square things can stack and store better than round things and big wide containers are much easier to measure out of than stupid little jars.

good posts itt

id only add a few personal learnings that nobidy told me:

1. let a pan/pot heat up good and hot first works musch better for most things. dont be intimidated by the noise/sticking of the initial contact, you'll learn hiw to handle it

2. cooking staples like rice/potatoes/porridge ive always found tough to get right, these days i add the relevant liquid, whack it up fairly high, leave it without poking until the time called for in whatever recipe. results are much better now tho i get the odd pot of mush.

3. allow more time than it said or that you thought

Oh yeah number 1 there is key. Fat goes in hot pans, food goes in hot fat.

This is actually the most important thing: if you skip adding in the ~tablespoon of oil or butter you can substitute that with drinking a beer or glass of wine instead. It's about the same caloric intake.

Alternately be teetotal and constantly bake and eat cookies

I loved cooking for years and sort of thought about getting into it professionally at one point (which I’m kind of glad I didn’t) but grad school and having a kid turned it into an unpleasant burden most of the time. I’ve been easing back into it but totally understand people who get no pleasure at all from it.

I need some resources—i googled but every recipe calls for bay leaves and bouillon cubes and other things that i don’t really know what they are.

If you are that much of a blank slate then you need to start off with the very basics and work your way up.

The good news is that even if you can't cook, you've been eating food for a long time. Presumably this means you can distinguish between foods you like and those you dislike, and between a food item that is well prepared and one that is unappealing. So you have a sort of platonic idea of what you are aiming for and have a sound basis to judge how close you came to the desired results.

The bad news is that you appear to have spent almost no time in kitchens either cooking or else observing cooks cooking, and seem to be very ignorant of the first principles of cooking. That will take time and effort to remedy, mainly because you have to learn how your ingredients behave in different combinations, when exposed to different kinds of heat, when cut in different sizes, and placed in different combinations. You learn that by doing, by close observation, and by eating your failures.

Start with salads. Then simple steamed vegetables. Then simple grains and legumes. Then soups. Buy a basic cookbook aimed at inexperienced cooks. There are a ton of these, many of them decades old. Read the introductory materials, not just the recipes. If you fail, think about what went wrong and try again. As you cook, ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION! That's how you see what your ingredients are doing.

Good luck. All it takes is determination, application and a dash of optimism, until it all turns into valuable experience and, eventually, skill. You're smart. I know you can do it, if you put in the work.

nb I was joking about not knowing what that stuff was. But I get scared off of recipes that call for too many ingredients.

id probably say start with stews and bologneses and chillis and suchlike

cant really go wrong if you start careful with amounts of salt/seasoning, nothing needs to be done quickly or too well, lots of room for you to experiment, and the ingredients needed and batches produced will set you up with the basics while also giving you a quick win ito racking up economic results

I suggest Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything, which is less than ideal as a general cookbook in some respects but it’s the one that got me going.

I get scared off of recipes that call for too many ingredients.

That's your innate wisdom asserting itself. If they are scary, then wait until they seem more in line with your skill set.

btw, you can cook very, very well while never making any dish with an ingredient list in double digits.

This is actually the most important thing: if you skip adding in the ~tablespoon of oil or butter you can substitute that with drinking a beer or glass of wine instead. It's about the same caloric intake.

― Yerac, Friday, 4 January 2019 01:55 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is crucial yes

sipping away with a playlist on while a long prep comes together is actually the greatest thing imo

fwiw i don't really consider "number of ingredients" to be telling most of the time, like are they a) shelf-stable spices and pantry items, b) inexpensive vegetables and grains, c) imported cheese, cured meats, wine, and a dozen eggs for pasta dough? it makes a difference, and yes i am outing myself.

My favorite recipes are the ones where the only ingredient is cured meat

reasonable take

I actually should get started learning this stuff bc my current apartment has kind of a great kitchen

that is a great thing to have.

everyone has talked a lot about ingredients and recipes but an important question is do you have access to a decent and really sharp knife?

i have occasionally tried to prep food in foreign kitchens where every knife is dull and it is without question the worst.

I mean, the knifes are bad, I’m still poor even though this apartment is weirdly beautiful for the price

*knives

buy this, it will not set you back much: https://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-Fibrox-Chefs-Knife-8-Inch/dp/B008M5U1C2/ref=asc_df_B008M5U1C2/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198090821251&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10091209022275543775&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001821&hvtargid=pla-320868655861&psc=1

i'm really not exaggerating much when i say that if you want to learn how to hate cooking, just do all your prep with shitty knives

otm otm otm

I think the proliferation of cooking shows has been a double-edged sword. They tend to disseminate knowledge and demystify cooking, but imo they also tend to disguise how much sous-chef assistance has happened prior to what the viewer sees. They also downplay how much true knowledge is at play as the chef chatters away, but knows exactly what the food is doing at each moment.

"Just add some chives" the chef says, grabbing a prep bowl brimming with chopped chives sitting conveniently at hand and sprinkling some over the food sizzling away in the pan. No hint that you at home will be the sous-chef who chops up, measures out, and trims up the ingredients in those fifteen little bowls of this-and-that, which the chef has but to reach for at the correct moment on camera. This can lure new cooks into a kind of fantasyland idea of cooking that is very hard to carry off in a home kitchen by a home cook. Then, when they fail to carry it off, they blame themselves and get discouraged.

That Victorinox knife linked by CAD is really good btw; I sharpened a bunch for different people over the holidays and they hold a nice edge.

i learned on that victorinox, the only reason i don't still use it is that i was gifted a very nice shun chef's knife for my wedding.

Cooking like you’re in a cooking show, with everything measured out in advance into prep bowls, is a lot of fun.

i'd recommend actually doing that most of the time, your recipes will take longer overall but you will actually be able to focus on every step of the process and reduce your overall stress level, especially as you're learning.

The main complaint I have with the average recipe is it sneaks steps into the ingredient list, like “1 onion, diced” or whatever.

when the ingredient is a link you are fucked

That Victorinox knife linked by CAD is really good btw

Another vote for that knife as the best one you can get for so little money.

If you're cooking for yourself, plan to waste food. Live with wasting food. Don't, like, try to waste food, but there's only so many days in a row you can eat the same thing and only so many things you can cook where you get strictly one serving out of it.

tbomb

That knife is a great deal; I’ve had the santoku version for years and use it almost exclusively over my much more expensive German chefs knife.

xps rather than the tv prog, the book of "salt fat acid heat" is great and I absolutely *would* recommend it to a beginner as it explains a lot of stuff really well and with bags of enthusiasm.

hard disagree. the book is phenomenal but would be overwhelming for true noobs. charts of how long you should salt each different type of meat or veg for, separating ghee and whey... that shits just too advanced imo and would sow more confusion than it provides insights. maybe after 6 mo or a year

Brown rice is not this hard, unless I'm making terrible rice without realizing it.

Use 2-1 water to rice ratio,

3-1 minimum imo

ha basically came on here to say make sure your knives are sharp and your pan is hot. the rest you'll pick up.
I got my non-serrated knives from ikea, you can buy a knife sharpener there too.
a few chopping boards also useful.

On the "make sure the pan/pot is hot" tip, the best way to test it is to sprinkle water on it. If it sizzles or dances before quickly evaporating, it's hot enough.

I'm Asian so I use a cleaver for pretty much everything.

And for seasoning, salt and pepper go a long way! You don't need to get into turmeric or cumin or whatnot for a meal to taste good (helps too if you get fresh ingredients).

The best thing that ever happened to my cooking was...
...using metric measurements in recipes. Huge opening of recipe floodgates (and Ikea sell a gram/ounce scale that is really helpful).

Scale is good for cooking, amazing for baking.

Treesh if you enjoy following directions carefully you should try baking, which doesn’t get dinner on the table really but it’s enjoyable to crank out cookies