Living from 1875 to 1997 seems ridiculous.
― 🌴 (Trϵϵship), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link
I could imagine some ill-fed gang of cheeky little gap toothed scamps hooking that syrup off his head with a fishing rod, and then holding it hostage.
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link
until they died, while he watched on and laughed
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link
another supercentenarian story i like wz abt a woman who'd been put in an asylum by her asshole husband in her 30s, and then outlived him by like 50 years. asked late on how she felt abt it all she said, "it's been nice here, it's peaceful and i've done a lot of knitting"
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 10:47 (five years ago) link
^ people who seem to have figured out how to live
― StanM, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 10:50 (five years ago) link
"According to the July 20, 1876 edition of The New York Times, a man arrested in Newark, NJ named Colestein Veglin claimed to be 615 years old and to have 6 wives, all living."
quick thinking there
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 10:51 (five years ago) link
― mark s, Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM (eighteen minutes ago)
you're probably thinking of Carrie White, whose title was revoked after it came to light that she was only 102 when she died (though she really did spend 75 years in an asylum):
https://en.everybodywiki.com/Carrie_C._Whitehttps://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1990-11-18-9002260315-story.html
In 1909, her husband, a blacksmith, took her to Florida State Hospital in Chattahoochee, a mental facility, complaining that the 35-year-old woman was showing her arms inappropriately and saying that somebody was out to harm their twins. The couple apparently had no children. She also threatened to do harm to herself.That was the last time anyone at the hospital, including Carrie, saw or heard from the husband.For the next 75 years, the pretty, brown-haired piano teacher would be locked away in an institution that eventually would be investigated by the state for brutal and inhumane patient abuses.
That was the last time anyone at the hospital, including Carrie, saw or heard from the husband.
For the next 75 years, the pretty, brown-haired piano teacher would be locked away in an institution that eventually would be investigated by the state for brutal and inhumane patient abuses.
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 11:09 (five years ago) link
ok that version of the story is less pleasing possibly
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 11:22 (five years ago) link
Maybe she was talking about her arms?
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link
per the guinness book of records (break-out 1970 edition) the world's oldest ever no-longer-living person when i was a kid was a french-canadian tailor who had lived to the age of 113
on the internet today i can find no record of his even having existed (it wd probably help to remember his name but i don't)
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link
Li Ching-Yuen or Li Ching-Yun (simplified Chinese: 李清云; traditional Chinese: 李清雲; pinyin: Lǐ Qīngyún) (died 6 May 1933) was a Chinese herbalist, martial artist and tactical advisor, known for his supposed extreme longevity.[4][5] He claimed to have been born in 1736, while disputed records suggest 1677, implying an age at death of 197 and 256 years, respectively. Both far exceed the highest verified ages on record.
His true date of birth was never determined, and his claims have been dismissed by gerontologists as a myth.[6] While his claims have never been verified, they have been widely circulated as an Internet hoax.[7]
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link
this guy was also 7 feet tall, reportedly
chinese have smaller feet tho
― StanM, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
He claimed to have been born in 1736, while disputed records suggest 1677
"i'm 197!" "lol don't be ridiculous, i think you'll find yr 256" *flourishes records*"i dispute those!" *dies*
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link
in 1928 the new york times went there and talked to old men who claimed they knew him as a child, and he was an old man back then
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link
― mark s, Wednesday, January 2, 2019 11:18 AM (forty-six minutes ago)
ha, this is another debunked case. a 19th century researcher conflated French-Canadian bookmaker Pierre Joubert (1701-1766) with his son Pierre Joubert Jr. (1732-1814), resulting in a "113-year-old man" who only existed on paper. Guinness stood by the finding until the mix-up was discovered in the 1990s.
https://www.demogr.mpg.de/books/odense/6/04.htm
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link
a "113-year-old man" who only existed on paper.
strong mood
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
i think some of these people who get mixed up with their parents are just confused
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
https://lifeandbuilding.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/methuselah.jpg?w=700
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
xp v def a strong mood
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
"old parr's head" still a name you see for pubs: https://strangeremains.com/2018/01/02/dissecting-the-true-age-of-old-tom-parr
strong horny mood:"When he was 105 years old, he was forced to do penance for adultery in a “sheet of bastardy” at his parish church"
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
Goodness knows those two had to be the only Pierre Jouberts in Quebec.
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
exhaustingly deep dive on this very topic aka "validation of extreme longevity cases in the past: the french-canadian experience": https://www.demogr.mpg.de/books/odense/6/04.htm
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link
Li Ching-Yun's advice for a long life was “keep a quiet heart, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly like a pigeon and sleep like a dog”
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link
good news: the first person that will live to be 1,000 years-old has already been bornbad news: it's lord custos
― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link
thinking that me ilx deadpool could just be this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_oldest_living_people
then realised it might be interesting to see how it changes in, say, a year.
1 Kane Tanaka 116 years, 5 days Japan2 Maria Giuseppa Robucci 115 years, 293 days Italy3 Shimoe Akiyama 115 years, 233 days Japan4 Lucile Randon 114 years, 330 days France5 Shin Matsushita 114 years, 283 days Japan6 Maria Vikentyevna Kononovich 114 years, 225 days Belarus7 Lessie Brown 114 years, 107 days United States8 Maggie Kidd 114 years, 30 days United States9 Jeanne Bot 113 years, 358 days France10 Shigeyo Nakachi 113 years, 340 days Japan
― koogs, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link
(5 of the top 100 oldest ever people died in 2018)
― koogs, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link
I think you'd actually owe points at the end of the year though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/01/12/how-madame-calment-worlds-oldest-person-became-fuel-russian-conspiracy-theory/
― sleeve, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
Russia!
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
I believe the report anyway. Living to 122 is absurd, she is like four years older than the next in line.
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
It's a solid theory on the face of it but it requires the complicity of an entire village.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link
The thing that made it plausible was the disruption in the town during world war 2
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
checking my list above ( WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON!!!! )
Lessie Brown has died
― koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
World's oldest living man, Masazo Nonaka, dies at age 113 years and 179 days.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/20/worlds-oldest-man-masazo-nonaka-dies-in-japan-at-113
― brain (krakow), Sunday, 20 January 2019 11:07 (five years ago) link
they could have found a more flattering picture ffs
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 20 January 2019 11:10 (five years ago) link
He looks like he was pretty happy enjoying his birthday cake.
― brain (krakow), Sunday, 20 January 2019 11:28 (five years ago) link
that mouth would definitely terrify children and possibly dentists and anyone with an aversion to staring into oblivion.
― calzino, Sunday, 20 January 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
https://www.scotsman.com/news/133-year-old-man-buried-in-scotland-could-be-oldest-ever-1-533494
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 08:54 (five years ago) link
Aye, right.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 22 February 2019 12:05 (five years ago) link
i feel ppl aren't not working the "typo on the gravestone" angle hard enough
"yes i know it says he died aged 76 -- the stonemasons made a mistake, he was actually 876"
― mark s, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
i found out about that guy watching an episode of weir's way - my gf got me the complete boxset on dvd for xmas.
episode focused on leadhills, lanarkshire. surprisingly, as part of the lowlands, the second highest village in scotland (neighboring wanlockhead the highest). also the birthplace of William Symington, who built the the Charlotte Dundas, which was the basis of later steam powered boats.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
No change, but Kane Tanaka officially recognised as oldest living person by Guinness World Records.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/09/japanese-woman-116-named-worlds-oldest-living-person
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 9 March 2019 11:17 (five years ago) link
Keeping an eye on koogs's list of the top ten oldest living people at the start of 2019, Shimoe Akiyama also died at the end of January at age 115 years, 255 days, making two of that ten now gone.
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 9 March 2019 12:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-47744752
Mr Weighton said the most common question he was asked was about the secret of his longevity.But his only advice on the matter was "to avoid dying", he said.
But his only advice on the matter was "to avoid dying", he said.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 March 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/456ae75d-c218-4721-9847-0c25bf260e9b
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 30 March 2019 10:01 (five years ago) link
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/704080v1
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
The observation of individuals attaining remarkable ages, and their concentration into geographic sub-regions or ‘blue zones’, has generated considerable scientific interest. Proposed drivers of remarkable longevity include high vegetable intake, strong social connections, and genetic markers. Here, we reveal new predictors of remarkable longevity and ‘supercentenarian’ status. In the United States, supercentenarian status is predicted by the absence of vital registration. The state-specific introduction of birth certificates is associated with a 69-82% fall in the number of supercentenarian records. In Italy, which has more uniform vital registration, remarkable longevity is instead predicted by low per capita incomes and a short life expectancy. Finally, the designated ‘blue zones’ of Sardinia, Okinawa, and Ikaria corresponded to regions with low incomes, low literacy, high crime rate and short life expectancy relative to their national average. As such, relative poverty and short lifespan constitute unexpected predictors of centenarian and supercentenarian status, and support a primary role of fraud and error in generating remarkable human age records.
Kane Tanaka turned 119 on Sunday. Not that long now for her to pass Sarah Knauss's 119 years 97 days, but it still feels such a massive stretch to match Jeanne Calment.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/03/worlds-oldest-person-celebrates-119th-birthday-in-japan-nursing-home
― brain (krakow), Monday, 3 January 2022 11:49 (two years ago) link
^ RIP
― StanM, Monday, 25 April 2022 11:41 (two years ago) link