Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"

loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"

loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

awesome.

ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"

^Totally should have won.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/

^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I was loving that review.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

oh this is totally worth seeing. thankfully i was old enough when it came out to appreciate the 0_o factor rather than be indignant at the Seriousness of Batman being tarnished or some bullshit, like i prolly woulda been a few years earlier.

now i have to go get some more diamonds, from my hideout.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

GA-THAM!!!

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7MLgy5Whw
^^^ Most of the YouTube links upthread are dead, but one of them was probably this.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

It's wintah fowevah heya gatha!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

This is my favorite Batman movie!

― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, June 5, 2009 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I still think TS was someone's pre-brodie experiment in socks

mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"kick some ice" should prolly have won this poll, imo

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 25 July 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the delivery on that one, he really savors it.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Was "Have an ice day!" too prosaic for Goldsman?

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.

Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm detective John Igloo

little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Tape Store is a very real person

Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

So is Mr. Freeze

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."

and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

egg-cellent, and that's no yolk

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'm detective John Igloo

― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

they were both in predator, too

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

That goes without saying.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

dying reading these poll options

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1

^^^ robbed

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link


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