c/d: paris hilton

I am not talking about that picture I am talking about the one in the paper I can't even see a picture on internet!!! ARRRRGGH nobody ever understands

it's a bit silly to waste state resources keeping non violent criminals in jail, I think, in general, however, in this case I think they should go all the way and put her to death

http://www.drudgereport.com/phc.jpg

sad paris is sad

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must've been hard to go three days without any blow

She gots lots of friends on myscene...

LOVE U PARIS!!!

THATS FUCKED UP WHAT THEY R DOING THEY R TRYING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU

MAYBE THE JUDGE WAS A LOOSER AS A KID AND HES SEEKING REVENGE THRU U FUCK HIM!!

AND ALL THESE FUCKIN HATERS LEAVING COMMENTS ON YOUR PAGE JUST PROVES THAT THEY R JUST LIKE THE JUDGE LOOSERS!! WHY DA FUCK WOULD THEY REQUEST YOU AS A FRIEND JUST TO TALK SHIT??

LOVE YA BE STRONG

lol

must've been hard to go three days without any blow

you ain't kiddin charlie

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence.

The celebrity heiress was ordered to attend the hearing rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone.

Screaming, you say? I demand video.

way to have dignity, we expect nothing less from you, paris

"It's not right!" she shouted in response, before calling out to her mother in the audience.

She has been held at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California, in a special unit for celebrities, public officials, police officers and other high-profile inmates, and has so far served five days of her sentence.

holy shit

I can't believe there's arseholes that think she shouldn't have the same treatment everyone else would get for the same crime. She's already getting special treatment by going to a special unit for celebs.
Do people really think celebs should have a different law to everyone else?

hahaha OMG courtroom outburst

"mommy please don't let the bad men send me to jail" lolz

They let her out after midnight, which counted as a whole day of time served

what a fucking whiner

who the fuck is paris hilton? I guess I'll say dud.

http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/2146.jpg

haha Jerry Brown brings the smackdown

"California Attorney General Jerry Brown criticized the Sheriff's Department for letting Hilton out of jail, saying he believed she should serve out her sentence.

"It does hold up the system to ridicule when the powerful and the famous get special treatment," Brown told The Associated Press in an interview before testifying at a congressional hearing in Washington.

"I'm sure there's a lot of people who've seen their family members go to jail and have various ailments, physical and psychological, that didn't get them released," he said. "I'd say it's time for a course correction."

Yeah, my friend did two weeks for her second DUI...

Paris can do her time like ayone else.

Buddy of mine did time for repeatedly driving after losing his license, then using his brother's license till he lost that too. It ended with a little half-assed car chase with the police. I think he got 4 months.

I'm not ashamed to say I'm full of glee over this story.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/tears080607_468x555.jpg

I'm sure The Lex must agree she gets the same prison treatment as anyone else would get, i'm sure he's far more upset of the lack of dignity she has shown.
I guess she is human after all.

That picture makes me sad. Not because she's going to jail, but because she's really pathetic. That's no way for a grown woman to behave.

she's not a grown woman, she's an overgrown brat

I imagine a lot of people would cry on their way to jail.

well, she should have gotten it out of her system the first time.

Maybe she cried both times. I would. Or I'd be kicking the windows COPS-style.

It's sinking in for the first time. "Wait... you mean... I really have to go to jail? OH NOES!"

i hope she will dedicate a song to the U.S. judicial system.

I have cash money on her being photoed at an ironic Prison Fancy Dress party within the next 3 months.

my money is on this:

http://www.onesheetindex.com/pix/3963_1.jpg

yeah wow, ms misery otm, wtf guys, i'd like to see y'all go to jail on some 45 day sentences?

like, seriously, i'd enjoy that.

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I think Michelle Rodriguez already clinched that one. I doubt Paris would want to copy someone.

or a non-ironic one in the next 40 days.

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i'd freak the fuck out if i had to go to jail!

I'd freak out too but I sure as hell wouldn't be caught crying on the way in.

i hope she will dedicate a song to the U.S. judicial system.

Doubtful. She was dropped by her record label a few days ago.

That picture makes me sad. Not because she's going to jail, but because she's really pathetic. That's no way for a grown woman to behave.

i mean, srsly? i've known people who have had to go to jail for less time than almost 2 months, or even just gotten arrested with charges dropped, who freaked the fuck out! if you love jail so fucking much, please go to it and stop bothering the internets.

This whole story today is like Patty Hearst meets the O.J. chase.

Ally, it's not just that she's going to jail, it's everything leading up to it, including now playing sick to get out of jail (WTF?!) and having a hissy fit at being told that you can't do that. She has handled herself with the least amount of dignity anyone could have been expected to. She seems to think that it matters that all this is hurting her feelings.

yeah wow, ms misery otm, wtf guys, i'd like to see y'all go to jail on some 45 day sentences?

like, seriously, i'd enjoy that.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, June 8, 2007 8:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

uhhh well maybe next time i go fucking DRUNK DRIVING i'll feel silly for clowning her

yeah, i don't want to go to jail either, you guys, i'm not made of stone of anything, but have you been paying attention to this mess? Shut up and do your 23 days or whatever in your special celebrity resort prison.

I went in for 60 days and thought nothing of it. County jail /= prison.

yeah, that's the other thing, she actually committed a crime here. Drinking and driving is bad.

Mens be macho.

I don't think Ally's defending her actions at all. Just her reaction. You don't know why she's crying.

She seems to think that it matters that all this is hurting her feelings.

How do you know that? My point was that crying on your way to jail was a natural response and I bet most people would.

I imagine a lot of people would cry on their way to jail.

I know I would.

i'm glad you guys feel so superior to her! let's talk about whether or not women should have pubic hair some more.

i mean i'm not defending the fact she was drunk driving. i don't know the california state laws but i DO think she's being made an example of here and i can totally understand being completely freaked out by the whole thing.

I'd have some shred of sympathy for her if she didn't try to play sick so she could stay home from jail.