Would you rather... be attractive to every man/woman (delete as appropriate) in the world or attractive to every man/woman in the world.

Actually I'd rather be attracted to no one as well. Why can't I live that Taoist philosophy I always wank on about and just be and not feel so attached to things and people. Just for once, I'd love to not care, but still be happy.

Why can't one be both?

Oh no! Oh no! ChristineSH's typo just got worse!

And guess what? I was ego-surfing last night!

What did I find? That someone with my name who looks like Melanie C with shorter hair works for Glamour Model Talent, Inc. And we're the same height. All my other measurements are bigger, though, cuz I'm a fat pig. Anyway, isn't that dreadfully fascinating and informative?

Or not.