and i think collaterlie sisters is so hot!
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
but i love being able to watch steve coogan AND chris morris at the same time.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:32 (twenty years ago) link
All three AP series have showcased different Alans, and the radio shows were also different -- nothing wrong with that.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
"No, I'm 34."
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:34 (twenty years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:46 (twenty years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:49 (twenty years ago) link
Search - The Chris Morris Show on Radio One.
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link
MAN: I shall indeed.
MORRIS: Grasp the candle.
MAN: Sorry?
MORRIS: And bang on.
MAN: And bang on. [Starts reading] I would like to complain about the entirely slack monitoring of the shape of broadcasters' mouths. As a recruitment officer, I know it is a simple matter when appointing staff to filter out those with unusual or disgusting mouths at the interview stage. Yet our screens are plagued with the likes Gavin Estlar, whose mouth is not only so ill-governed it looks like it is trying to escape from his face, but is grotesquely lopsided. A balanced view from that? In a chimp's cock. Surely the time has come for the BBC to face up to this demoralising assault and sack anyone... [turns the page] ...whose mouth does not conform to a reasonable standard. Perhaps mine. Point at mouth. Regular, neat and I've had the stretch marks dealt with. Do it or I'll ram you up your own... fudge tunnels? Thank you.
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:51 (twenty years ago) link
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (twenty years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (twenty years ago) link
Don't teach your grandmother to *blank* eggs.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (twenty years ago) link
"When planes taxi, is it because they want to sniff the terminal?"
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:01 (twenty years ago) link
That'll be why it wasn't as good as the earlier ones then. Bring Back Baynham!
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:05 (twenty years ago) link
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:08 (twenty years ago) link
great reagan era news schtick. i'd love to see what how it translates today.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link
*set immediately transforms*
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago) link
fucking hell it's good to have it all on DVD!
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link
― wombatX (wombatX), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago) link
The new editor of... one of the terrestrial news programmes (can't remember) was interviewed in the press the other day and claimed to have never seen The Day Today, which I thought was pretty pathetic.
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link
Those would be two of the mininews segments (all of which are indeed on the DVD). More about the mininews stuff here.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link
"I'd love to be your twins."
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:39 (twenty years ago) link
The last bit is actually (from memory) "I want a tower! I want... I want a tower." Because just previous to this this character was talking about controlling a whole town of anamatronic dead people from a tower.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link
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― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link
'no'
'a sound?'
'wurrgh!'
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:56 (nineteen years ago) link
"I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!"
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― zappi (joni), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link