kind of exhausted by Xmas this year, feel like it should maybe only happen biannually or something
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link
"kind of" - no, I am exhausted. feel like last Xmas just happened. fight the real enemy: time
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
Flappy bird: last Christmas I gave you my heart.
Please return it immediately, because I am dying. Apparently hearts are kind of important. Thxbye.
― Anne Frankenstein (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
gotta head down to the icebox I'll be back asap
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link
I like sparkly lights, green and people not working. This is as far as my love for xmasy/holidaysy types of things go.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link
The 'people not working' part is the absolute best.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
I said it, before but mandatory (all) gift giving for adults is kind of terrible, unless it's a one off life event, or you see the perfect thing for someone randomly.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link
good of ymp to follow up on the "not all humans are americans" with the most American "all christmas is like this" possible
wow, liking Christmas, the contrest of ops apparently
― Driving Drone for Christmas (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:32 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wow this controp was on ilx so yknow maybe that's the filter thru which controp because most controps itt are for ppl to fuckin nod to
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
yr a mean one mr grinch
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
i felt attacked therefore my behaviour is unquestionably valid
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
^__^
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link
you're extremely normal we get it xp
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link
x-p
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link
I thought an inordinate fondness for gnomic pronouncements disqualified one from normalcy.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
I wasnae attacking *you*, you big doof
― Driving Drone for Christmas (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
the claws were in at all times big man
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link
on that note i had a kitten hang off my fuckin nostril for a full two seconds two nights ago before slitting through it mafia style, controp is that it is still an adorable kitten
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
otm
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
there are many beautiful things that are expressions of the universe's innate evil tbf
― Driving Drone for Christmas (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
Cats are single-handedly responsible for Stockholm syndrome.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
cats have four hands my dude
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link
Precisely. They only needed 1/4 instead of the usual 1/2 to wreak irreversible havoc.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
paws for effect
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
Are you denying paws can be hands too? Speciesist.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
claws consist of a subject and a predicat
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link
Intersectionality is lazy
― akm, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 01:41 (five years ago) link
I'm not sure what that means. But it makes me think you have a different definition of intersectionality from me.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 09:10 (five years ago) link
Nothing is quite as reliably funny as dead air
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 4 January 2019 06:24 (five years ago) link
twitter user @dril is tiresome
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 24 January 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
(i guess i hate fun but i find his style so mannered that i can only take it in very small doses. is he a sacred cow around here? never seen a word against him)
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 24 January 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
I don't find him funny. I like @pixelatedboat and @KrangTNelson which seem to be the same basic audience so not sure what I'm not getting with @dril
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 January 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
Whom among us does not have a style as mannered as dril’s tbh
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
twitter is just tiresome
― marcos, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
if rich americans identified as rich americans half as quick as they identified as anything else in internet arguments we'd all get a lot more done
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
i get why dril is funny but so much funny shit like that gives me hipster runoff sociopath vibes.
― omar little, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
i can't understand liking pixelatedboat more than dril tbh
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
― pomenitul, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
krang is occasionally funny but hacky as fuck tbh and basically indistinguishable from the thousands of randos adding toppers to his posts. pb is the same but worse
― gray say nah to me (wins), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link
dril rules
― gray say nah to me (wins), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
or especially krang ffs
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
wins otm
dennis perrin vs dril
― why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link
They are all bad.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link
somehow also otm
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
yea
― marcos, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
all twitter posts are bad
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link
pixelated boat is good because often enough people who should know better get tricked by his photoshop jobs.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link
krang and pixelatedboat are not in the same category as dril. they break character all the time, if there even is one. they just read like internet personalities to me, whereas dril or kattwillferrell or DigimonOtis are performance artists.
― flappy bird, Thursday, 24 January 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link
are rich americans incapable of objectivity?
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 24 January 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link