Shakey don’t google Daniella Westbrook
― sans lep (sic), Saturday, 15 December 2018 03:59 (five years ago) link
So brutal
― flappy bird, Saturday, 15 December 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link
I don’t even know wtf is going on there. Cocaine dissolving pretty much all cartilage?
― circa1916, Saturday, 15 December 2018 05:19 (five years ago) link
Or additives to it, and friction from snorting various things, yes.
― sans lep (sic), Saturday, 15 December 2018 05:28 (five years ago) link
I mean we’ve all seen addicts at their near worst, but that’s... kind of a new thing in my experience.
― circa1916, Saturday, 15 December 2018 05:45 (five years ago) link
circa 1916 don’t google Daniella Westbrook
― sans lep (sic), Saturday, 15 December 2018 05:49 (five years ago) link
The "I accidentally snorted glass" story from a couple years ago I guess was true
― flappy bird, Saturday, 15 December 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link
Fall ‘19 looking like a good time for baby gorilla
Great to be home! 7 months 14 days sober but one day at a time. Lots of new stories to tell. Will announce some new tour dates on Friday. Thanks for the support. Love you all. pic.twitter.com/vkdN7gMCSI— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) September 10, 2019
― calstars, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link
holy shit, good for him
― devvvine, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
Yeah. Stunned.
Hoping for the best. I'd see him if he comes thru
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link
Exactly 8 months clean and sober today guys. I love u all for giving me yet another shot. You’re my extended family. My amazing fans. One day at a time. Peace. pic.twitter.com/lopduct42B— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) September 30, 2019
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
He looks like some sort of Jim Henson studio Burt Reynolds puppet with its nose pressed against a windowpane.
― Maresn3st, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
I wonder if baby gorilla is at the Yankees game tonight and if he’s considering a relapse considering
― calstars, Friday, 18 October 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link
it's really saying something that you can that picture and be....hey Artie's looking better
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:43 (four years ago) link
right
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link
Goddamn that would be so cool though if he really does make it
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 03:50 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/pdrqpycdt0t31.jpg
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link
Is that Lisa G?
― calstars, Friday, 18 October 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link
yes
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 04:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjMGOaDPav8
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
always nervous about revives on this thread tbh
― kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
Great reunion with fat JoeLiked hearing the Mitch stuff near the endHarrowing tales about getting into cabs in unknown cities and trying to score
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 9 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link
Artie makes an antipast order https://vimeo.com/372697342
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
Ham CheeseSalamiPepperoniScungillSuppasadBrezzhoutGabagoolFresh muzzadelWet muzzadelGalamad?Roasted pepperSStuffed peppers Artichokes‘Scarole!Sundried tomatoes Fresh tomatoes Broccoli rabe
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link
Haha that Mitch bit is great
― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link
? = “pignol nuts”
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/artie-langes-halfway-house/id1489428604
― calstars, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link
xp wow, it's good to see him look so healthy. i was never even a fan, but i like seeing people turn it around.
― treeship., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JHT1ak0.jpg
― calstars, Monday, 10 August 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hkY5c0z.jpg
― calstars, Monday, 10 August 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link
there's nothing as potent as "box of rain" on loaded, That I’d love to hear
― calstars, Monday, 10 August 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/TVJ1POc.jpg
― peace, man, Monday, 10 August 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link
Hope hes doin OK doin Zoom NA
Love baby gorilla
Felt OK opening the thread this time since the rolling obit thread wasn't updated
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link
Baby gorilla surfaceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvCS6Dj3ZhA
― calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link
Another dispatch:“You can find Arties new podcast, "Letters to Artie", by signing up for free at https://www.thecomicsgym.com/, but I have it right here:”https://d1s2mr34drfhgh.cloudfront.net/videos/9a66116f0b9b6fb8208da53866b729b0.mp4More sober talk about recovery.
― calstars, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
How’s Artie been doing, anyway? Somebody in Portland tagged “Where is Artie Lange?” on a highway wall
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 4 April 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link
In one of these recent updates he mentioned that after the nose drama ended, he started ramping up the number of appearances etc only to find himself moving too fast. My guess is he’s hiding out in his condo in Hoboken but I have no idea if he’s still on the wagon
― calstars, Sunday, 4 April 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link
God I hope so
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link
Happy to announce that I’ve completed the NJ drug court program. Thx to my family and friends and fans for all your support— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) July 14, 2022
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 12:58 (one year ago) link
"if i was a winner, i'd be home right now with a wife and a couple of kids, who were going into college, and i'd be fuckin buying them a car or something. i'm forty seven years old. i'm still in hotels, doing clubs. i'm doing radio interviews with guys i pretend to know. these guys on the radio are like, 'HEY GUESS WHAT ARTIE LANGE'S COMING UP. ARTIE LANGE'S HERE. HEY, ARTIE, DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS ONCE ON COCAINE? TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. WE LOVE YA. YEAH, HE TOLD THAT STORY ONCE...' on a radio show that doesn't exist anymore. and uh... you know, radio doesn't exist anymore. radio doesn't exist anymore. that's how big howard was. ... it's over. and if i wasn't a heroin addict that spent all my money on drugs, i wouldn't have to do this shit. but here i am, begging you to subscribe to some podcast. who the fuck even knows what this is?"
― dylannn, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 7:47 AM (two years ago)
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Saturday, December 9, 2017 3:06 PM (four years ago)
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 14 July 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
good to see he's doing well.
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link
"bob levy is basically jeffrey dahmer, if he read a joke book. and, you know, that sounds a little harsh but i love the guy. and, uh, he gets out there on the internet and stalks these women and throws out this web of... deceit and sleaziness and hair dye and bad coke, whiskey beer breath, and cheap fuckin target shirts and coupons for sizzlers two-for-one steak on a wednesday, forty thousand dollar house just outside of philly, which somehow has a built-in pool [gary: it came with the house], have no idea what the fuck that looks like... uhhhh... his poor child who's being raised by a father who's just not there and a mother who hates being with the father... the father's in the basement, it's damp, clearly doesn't have the proper heat or air conditioning, somehow he gets over to this disgusting, jizz-drenched, stinky, whiskey-sodden computer board and types out, 'who's out there? who's out there in fuckin virgin creep land that i can try to fuck with my web of grossness?' and eventually he gets some takers, some poor women who have a background that's clearly, uh... troubling... this girl has father issues, her father is some mad irish drunk and uh [gary: we don't know that] she has dyed black hair...."― dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:11 (nine years ago) link
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/X6kZoLD.png
― calstars, Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:57 (seven months ago) link
This is a clip of Artie telling a story about Norm MacDonald and Matthew Perry to Gilbert Gottfried. Of those 4, only Artie is still with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10
― Chris L, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:28 (seven months ago) link