living room (walk) is GREAT
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 14 December 2018 06:01 (seven years ago)
thanks m bison, very nice to hear that! i spent all weekend working on something in the same general area, finishing it up now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 December 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)
here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbne9dNW1QI&
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)
no one has 2 minutes, so here's the 1-second summary
https://i.imgur.com/c9zKisu.gif
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)
Really cool tutorials on creating algorithmic gifs: https://necessarydisorder.wordpress.com/
Example:https://necessarydisorder.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/agif5.gif?w=500&zoom=2
― DJI, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)
poor Michael McKean, trapped in your NixonTrump GIF!
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)
it's actually Reagan, not Trump, although I definitely see the resemblance at various point. i liked this transformation the most, even though i didn't actually use it in the video or GIF:
https://i.imgur.com/7HARJjf.gif
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)
xp i'm really interested in using Processing with GIFs, but in a sort of different way. a long time ago i did a workshop on Arduiono/Processing and made a little device that adjusted the framerate of the GIF with a slider. the idea back then was to then replace the slider with some sort of interactive sensor-based thing so that looping images would speed up or slow down based on what in the room did. but my arduino crapped out on me soon afterward, i forgot about Processing as i got distracted with whatever shit seemed important that day, and now i don't know how any of it worked. this is a pattern!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:53 (seven years ago)
those tutorials are great though! i'm going to bookmark it for when i drift back into processing (i'm still focused on max/msp right now). i really liked these examples:
https://i.imgur.com/RmD7Xc1.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/3WguuuU.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/yoCpKUe.gif
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)
Argh, Reagan, brain not on today
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 20 December 2018 03:48 (seven years ago)
OMG Karl you need to get one of these. Should we do a GoFundMe?
https://lightform.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81ZXW1HO68
― DJI, Friday, 8 March 2019 18:40 (seven years ago)
whoa, that looks so cool! first wave already sold out, alas. and it conspicuously doesn't mention the price anywhere on the website, but earlier promotional things said they hoped to ship it for under $1000, so...alas.
but honestly, i already have a piece of software (madmapper) which pretty much does the same thing (although it requires you to leave your laptop up and running beside the projector, which is annoying). my main problem hasn't been with not having the hardware/tech, it's been my lack of motivation. the last several months has been starting antidepressants and getting back into the working world, and that's been pretty much 95% of my waking life. but i've been relatively happier, too, so i'm not complaining too much. dunno - things have been weird
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Saturday, 9 March 2019 20:19 (seven years ago)
KM, have u been working for the NYT Mag??
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2019 03:13 (seven years ago)
no, i wish. has yet another namesake kicked my ass? i've already got the golden age film actor, his damned theater, the soccer player, and the 958th player selected over in the 2018 MLB draft (who i am rooting for)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 1 April 2019 03:23 (seven years ago)
ok just checking
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2019 11:12 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/H9QsaJY.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/YaVUJrS.gif
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:24 (seven years ago)
let's see what other crap i can dredge up. it's thursday night
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:36 (seven years ago)
as the uncle turns again toward the liquor cabinet, feet scuttle toward the door at the first recognition of opportunity
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:37 (seven years ago)
this started from F for Fake, i think
https://i.imgur.com/1jcwyop.gif
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:47 (seven years ago)
this was from march 2018, apparently
https://i.imgur.com/IprVlzD.gif
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 June 2019 04:50 (seven years ago)
secret stash
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 21 June 2019 16:40 (seven years ago)
yeah yeah imgur buthttps://imgur.com/gallery/m9p8T7m
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
and something else i think you'll dig:https://safecrackers.com/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 August 2019 16:54 (six years ago)
sweet links, thanks!
but no, the imgur one doesn't work because that's a video ;)
i have no room to talk because i don't make much of anything these days
― i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:45 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/SGmrI6O.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
A vermicious knid!
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:13 (six years ago)
On a conf call right now and thinking SO HARD about conferencecall.biz
― DJI, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:15 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/y8DuSQq.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/AjJDJtf.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/6Z01VTv.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/EpTg4P6.jpg
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:18 (six years ago)
um
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:20 (six years ago)
it's just a mockup for a sound idea but i thought it would be funny to convert it to webcomic form
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:42 (six years ago)
i should have just posted this
https://i.imgur.com/eUX00zi.jpg
it's monday
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:43 (six years ago)
is this loss?
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:50 (six years ago)
Someone should replace Homer with you know who:https://giphy.com/gifs/season-4-the-simpsons-4x22-3o6MbflyaR9HL90QSI
― Martialarts Ali (Leee), Saturday, 21 December 2019 00:03 (six years ago)
i have a template ready to go, but i'm sad to say i can't tell if this is supposed to be guy fieri or donald trump. what's insane is that i don't think i've ever seen guy fieri on television, and even though the thread comes up sometimes on ilx, i don't think i've read more than a handful of posts. i'm just always thinking about him, and his sushi
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:17 (six years ago)
for now, you guessed it,
https://i.imgur.com/Pqjn5pU.gif
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:23 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/QYzyMnK.gif
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 00:56 (six years ago)
conceptual innit
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 22 December 2019 01:30 (six years ago)
not really, just a loop of a projection with an overlay of the same
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 01:31 (six years ago)
the real mystery is who i was supposed to put the simpsons gif on! leeee tell meeeeee
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 01:32 (six years ago)
indeed, i like your projection work.
i'm assuming he meant trump.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 22 December 2019 01:32 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/AfHX7r9.gif
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 02:24 (six years ago)
copyright leee
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 02:30 (six years ago)
Our dear president, Guy Fieri!
― Martialarts Ali (Leee), Sunday, 22 December 2019 07:26 (six years ago)
I have a couple of lightforms at work that we haven't found a use for yet but I like to mess with from time to time. I wish I could donate one to you, Z.They just came out with a new model that's built into the projector. Looks pretty f'n rad.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 23 December 2019 21:54 (six years ago)
Yeah, those look really cool! It would be especially nice to not have to leave the clunky laptop attached.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 01:12 (six years ago)
seen (stolen?) in the wild
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 08:48 (six years ago)
haha, it's just taken from a boingboing thing from yesterday: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/08/trump-sniffed-58-times-during.html
that GIF is now the standard boingboing image for trump being a psychotic asshole.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 January 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
on boingboing, i mean. i emailed them about it last year and xeni responded, but i guess they forgot who made it again.
honestly it doesn't really matter. i got the original trump image from someone else's work and then modified it to my own ends. i didn't provide credit to the original photographer because there were a billion images of trump looking like a psychotic asshole and i just picked one. that's what boingboing is doing now. there are a billion modified images of trump looking like a psychotic asshole, and they just picked mine.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 January 2020 15:52 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/c5yBr6x.gif
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 January 2020 07:13 (six years ago)
i've been trying to learn how to paint. i am not very good at drawing and have a shaky hand and no idea how to mix colors together. i love it. my favorite thing about life, i think, is the very first stage of learning new things, when every time you come back you learn something fundamental, or you mess up in a spectacular but educational way. i used to like the beginning of this thread, back past 2010 now, yonder, an age from which every single digital image link on earth has now broken, because among the first few gifs were a few pixels of flat brown poop flying into tom cruise's chomping mouth. it was kind of south park level of animation, but i remember being exhilarated at what i had learned, that i had pulled it off so that the mouth would just keep on chompin' on that shit! forever! learning to paint has been fun in a similar way so far, sorta.
i'm using a beginners set of acrylics, and so far i've been using a little 9"x12" drawing pad thing. they curl up on the edges, and i had a complete debacle with them with the one i just finished. i think i will upgrade to a real canvas soon.
i'm up to four paintings now, although i think i've now abandoned the 3rd one. the first one is pretty bad, but if you got through that paragraph above then you know what i mean when i say it's my tom cruise eating shit painting, and i remember feeling really happy and positive about it when i finished it. the second, third, and fourth all went through a similar process: they started with a decent underpainting, then looked ok for a minute as i added on, and then i kept going way too long and made them worse (or ruined them completely). in chronological order with wiseass comments insults:
https://i.imgur.com/0rNoYFP.jpg0amphey, i know what will be a good subject for a first attempt at acrylics - a really intricate pattern from the front of an amp! also, for the first and not the last time, i ruined a decent background at the last moment by tossing brown paint on it look like a shit-spattered toilet, for no reason.
https://i.imgur.com/2ImmCVz.jpg1refwe moved recently to an apartment with better lighting, and we've been using all of our disposable income (negative $45 a week) on plants. this one is a euphorbia, which is kind of like saying "this one is a plant". not very descriptive. some experts would say it has "cactus-like features"
https://i.imgur.com/FZ9U2QM.jpg1underpaintingthis is the first time i made an underpainting and then sketched an outline on top of that. on the amp one, i sketched something out in pencil and then did the underpainting, which completely covered up the sketch. learning from the past for the first time in several months, this time around i did the underpainting and THEN sketched something out. hey man, gotta put your socks on before your pants, or whatever.
https://i.imgur.com/wLu4Ig0.jpg1shouldhavestoppedherei like the colors on this one, despite them not at all resembling the colors i was intending to make on my palette. i remain catastrophically inept at mixing colors. anyway, i lucked out with some good accidental colors on this one. but then i was unhappy the little black dots near the wall corner so i kept going
https://i.imgur.com/BRGnDhC.jpg1toodonei feel like the black spot in the corner is the equivalent of the bad tattoo that gets converted into a solid filled geometric shape.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 05:20 (six years ago)